Guess what Bitches… Your boys went to work this weekend and we jump back in with FIRE!! Expect to hear us talk about the Potential Empty Week, Nukes & Scuds, Props to the Real Fans, Mandrake’s Ugly Wife, “WOW, THAT’S A LOW PRICE!!”, Beggars can’t be Choosers, Boy Scout’s Honor, Jake’s Plays for Both Teams, “Why Doesn’t it Work for You?”, The Old Man Running, Genuine Laughs, New Shit Coming to the Site, A Big Sexy Toot at the 7:36 mark, My “Alleged” New Allergy, The Polyester Capitol of the World, Stop, Drop, & Roll, An Update on Skeet’s Girlfriend at the Mall, Skeet’s Tryst at the Club, Skeet Jacks off with a Thumb up his Butt, The Real Story, “Don’t make me say her name!”, Leisure Suits & Leotards, Mandrake’s Wife at the Club, T-Shirt Guns, Baseball Humor, and Skeet’s 31 year old Baby Hair Moustache.
Despite some Server Issues (AGAIN!!) I have returned with a Babe of the Week. Now I know I’ve said this before, but I’ve truly tried to stay away from the “Obvious” hot chicks found on the Internet because… well… they’re obvious and you should know them already. But with all this Hot Mixed Girl talk yesterday in 76, I immediately thought of Sandee Westgate. Sexy, Curvy, and all Mixed up. Have fun with this one boys! And if you don’t like my picture choices, she’s everywhere online.
What Up Bitches! This show could be the bridge to New Shit coming this weekend or the beginning of the End. I guess we’ll all see when it happens! In this show expect to hear another Great Skeet Intro, Spell T-R-O-O-T-T, Skeet’s Done Thinking, A Whole Bottle of Jack, Masturbating the Facts, “How Big is This?”, 17.4 Inches, BET, Joe Clair, Programming the WET Network, Rachael Ray, Anything with Mel Gibson, Punky Brewster Minus Cherry, Sway on MTV, Uncle Tom, “I’m not Black, but I know Black!”, From the Underground to Justin Bieber, The Winter Olympics, Curling, “Get WET!”, “When you’re Tired of Watching Them!”, “Turn on the Lights!”, Brewster’s Millions, Bernie Madoff, Mixed Entertainment TV, Quincy Jones’ Daughters, Russell Simmon’s Daughters in 10 years, Half Black & Asian, Skeet’s First Wife, and the last 10 Pussyless Months. Love it!
Yes Mandrake, we’re still here… but just barely! Let me put ya’ll up on game… The Skeet Mobile had a Boot put on the tires while he was getting his hair braided last week. What that means is, last Saturday Night we didn’t do any new shows! So… with only 2 shows and nothing else to put up on the site I thought to stretch it all out. But whatever, we’ll get to the new shit when we get to it bitches! As for this show, Skeet reached up into his gaping, hairy asshole and pulled out a Nugget of Gold! It’s the Summer of Racism so how about we talk about how you “White People” put your Celebrities on a Pedestal only to chop them down when they step out of line. Enjoy the Game!
HE’S BAAACK! A classic Just Clownin’ Show is ready for your consumption! Expect to hear us talk about Sleeping on the Game, The Picasso of Comedy, Pussy and Weed, Captain Save-A-Ho, Kool-Aid, My Intervention Speech, Ninja Smoke Bombs, “Nah, that’s some Jamaican Kush”, The Sober Party, My First Seizure on the Show, Finger Sandwiches & Cucumber Salad with Saffron, Mockaritas, Mixed Jesus, Jello Shots at the Sober Party, “It’s only been 20 years!”, SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!, Call my Sponsor, The Boy Scout Pledge, “#1… #3…Wait!”, Knives, Bow and Arrows, & Responsibility, Troop 253 Represent!, German Citizenship, “Unleash Jerome!”, Swashbuckling, “Did you beat up a Mountain Lion!?”, Meth Lab vs. Inappropriate Wang Touching, My Camporee Record, Hanging a Black Man, The Clove Hitch, Glue to Sniff & Paste to Chew on, Skeet’s Boyscout Story, When you’re 12, you believe anything… they can touch your cock!”, Street Fighter Money, Paper Mache, and “Why do they Lie, Daddy!?”. Never more random or entertaining as this! Love it!
Because Skeet barely even wanted to come out last weekend, he got to the Studio later then he should have and we only had time to do the minimum to keep the site up for another week. So that meant No Hall of Fame and No New Back Splash’s. Legitimately the last thing saved in my computer is another rousing look into Skeet’s Vapid and Vacant Mind. I promise some new game in the coming weeks even if the Pimpin’ Peninsula has to come out of Retirement!
Remember Just Clownin’ 70 from last week? If not scroll down and give it a listen. I’ll admit I wasn’t revved up and ready for action like I normally am. The alcohol took longer then usual to bridge the gap to Funny Town. My bad. I made up for it in the shows after that when I was sufficiently buzzed. Get ready cause Just Clownin’ 74 is that show for Skeet. He legitimately didn’t want to be out of his little cocoon and it showed in this opening show of the day. Don’t trip though, because I was there and wide awake with a handful of Game Nuggets for your consumption. This show gets hilarious when we start talking about our impending Interventions, so stay with it. If you’re one of those fans who enjoy when Skeet’s not at his best, have fun with this one cause he’s gonna hate it!
Just Clownin’ 72 was Fire! I completely recognize my lameness in 70, but I made up for it hard core in 72. We recorded some new shit yesterday and guess who didn’t show up this time…? Yep, Skeet bakes a Turd for all of you in 74 so stay tuned for that. In this show expect to hear Skeet giving me props for 72, Fucking my Fans, Skeet’s Work Performance, Burning Genitals, Friction Burn, Sucking for 6 months, Hair Floss, Beemerz, Benz, & Bentleyz, 1/4 of Jay-Z, Hot Beats, Teach Me How to Dougie, BET, Simplify & Send it to Cali, Strawberry Daiquiri’s, Popov Vodka for my Cheap Bitch, My 17 Year Old Heart felt message to Skeet, Hood Nigga, “Lost my mind and my cell phone in the same night”, Skeet’s Bladder Issues, Skeet’s Weak Kegal Muscles, Chip Clips, The Great Football Debate Part 2, Old Italian Bitches, America’s Barbaric Nature, Fat Dude Love, Cuauhtémoc Blanco, Simple Minded American’s, Digital Lines, Short Shorts, The Easiest Sport?, Skeet’s Definition of Soccer, Playing at 185 lbs., 360 in Soccer, Explosions of Violence, Half Soccer / Half Rugby, “Don’t you dare bring the Boys up in this!”, and Soccer Player or Football Player? Good Question – Good Show!
Sexy as FUCK! I’ll be honest I didn’t think Hef had this in him. Granted she was only on the Internet as Cybergirl of the Year, but Tess Taylor Arlington is way out of the Playboy mold with the tattoos and sexifed edginess. Lucky for her, she ranks very highly on the Big Sexy’s Babes of the Week Hotness Scale. You’re in for a treat people!
So like I said before and you all probably know by now, Arizona Fucked us! It sucked royally as a Vacation and it messed up the rotation on the site. Here’s another show that we recorded way back in May taken straight from Mademan.com. I saw it as a great topic on paper, but when I looked at the actual Songs on the list, I felt we had to do this show to put this shit on blast! Now let me apologize to all of you right now if any of these shitty ass songs are any of your favorites, but stay tuned cause this weekend we’re gonna give you the Skeet and Big Sexy version of the Best Songs to FUCK to!
Seeing as how me and Skeet haven’t recorded anything since July 3rd, instead of a Another Piece of Game in the Back Splash, you get another echoed rambling from Skeet’s Mind. Don’t get me wrong, this is Internet Gold, but I’m starting to get too comfortable in his big ass head, if you know what I mean. We’re going back to work this weekend so look for some new shit coming soon!
Forget what you thought you knew, It’s Just Clownin’ 72! Both of your boys are wide awake and pimpin’ to the level that you’d expect. Listen for Skeet’s Jacking Off Intro, Pocket Pool, 14th Grade, Keez Movies, Courtney Cummz, Squirt Game, Smell, Color, Taste… Viscosity, Pleasing Women, “Quantity All the Time!”, Shower Curtains, Blast Radius, ShamWow Sheets, Hurricane Katrina, Accidental Orgasm, Skeet Pops the Question, “Did you just Squirt on Me, Baby!”, Just Clownin’ 70, “Have you ever made your girl Cum?!”, “Not when you’re Eating it”, Skeet’s Unemployed Penis, Ouch isn’t OOOH, “I almost forgot you were funny!”, The Pussy Paradox, Last Man Standing, Big Australia, Warm Wet Vagina, Hot Apple Pie, Dry Musty Towels, Fucking your Hand, September 2009, Chubb Rock, Robo Cop, and Big Sexy gets some Pussy in 1990, Mandrake’s Old Ass, and Elgin Baylor’s First Appearance on The Bush! One of the Best JC’s Ever… Suck it in!
Does anybody remember when hip Hop Music was good? You all might be too young to remember the good ol’ days. It’s sad that this shitty era we’re in right now might be the only thing that you young fuckers know. But hey, there’s hope for you in the form of Skeet and Big Sexy. I read an article awhile back talking about the differences in Music Preferences based on where you’re from in the U.S. It made some good points so I brought it up to Skeet and away we went.
I wish adding a New Babe of the Week wasn’t such a huge fucking Job cause I’d love to introduce more unknown hotties like Alexis Lopez to the World. She inspires me! An awesome Body and an insanely perfect smile, she’s everything a BotW needs to be and More! Enjoy!
If for some reason you missed JC 70, don’t worry, you didn’t miss anything. Just jump right in with 71 and keep it pushin’! In this show expect to hear my reasons for 70, The Mexico Beer Coozie, Teeny Weenie Condoms, Country Fried Steak, “I’m never Satisfied!”, Denny’s vs. Norm’s, Skeet’s Mom’s a Spitter, No Protein Diet, From Australia to Africa, How to Deal with HIV, Argentina vs. Germany, Beer, Sausage, and Socialism, Make a Dick Taste Good, The Master Race, Sauerkraut, A Flower or A Clitortis?, Meat Sock, Sausage vs. Bacon, The Most Overrated Food, In N’ Out Burger, The S.L.T., The Shot Put, Bacon Air Freshener, “you know you wanna eat this!”, The Sexiest World Cup Bitches, The Colored Guys, Stu Lantz, The Netherlands Fans, and The Summer of Racism is in Full Affect! Kick Ass!
After our first 50 shows we thought it would be nice to sit down with some Jack and reminisce about the Spring of 2008 that launched a Revolution! Now with over 175 Episodes on the Big Website - http://SkeetandBigSexy.com - the Game just keeps getting stronger. I think we need to do another one of these shows so stay tuned! […]
In the midst of our Podomatic run in 2008 we had to go off on the overwhelming fascination with House Music on the site. You all know you deserved it! It got so bad we had to call a couple of our friends in the Hip Hop Universe to help us Remix our World Famous House song "DOOSH". Check out Puffy's Bad Boy Remix only in the Archives. For all t […]
Doing this topic was legitimately one of may favorite times on this show. I can remember sitting at my kitchen table next to Skeet writing our lists and just knowing my List was gonna fuck him up! I'm glad he recognized it right around #8. If you're in the market for a Titty Movie, I got your back. But if you're looking for some Bitches and La […]
You're seriously missing a lot just hanging around with all this old shit. Tons of Extreme Comedy, Naked Bitches, Uncontrollable Game and Life Lessons being taught only at www.SkeetandBigSexy.com. Skeet even came out of the Closet and talked about his boyfriend trying to lick his "V". You really have to listen to the show. Go to the New Websit […]
Last year Skeet took so much backlash for mentioning 2 animated movies in his Greatest Action Movies List that we had to talk about it in a show. Add that to the hugely successful episode "Greatest Super Heroes" up on http://skeetandbigsexy.com and now with the Transformers and upcoming G.I. Joe movies this show has a whole new meaning. Go to the n […]
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