I don’t wanna hear it! Save all your bullshit Cowboy one liners for someone who cares. The fact of the matter is, my team went further then all of your teams this season, so shut the fuck up! Skeet had the balls to call me during the game to talk shit even though he didn’t even answer his phone last week when I called to talk smack about his real favorite team, the Eagles when they were getting their asses handed to them. Whatever. The Football Season is officially over now. As for The Bush, Skeet needed to spend time with his New Black Girl Crush last night so he didn’t want to go out to the clubs, which in turn means no new shows! It doesn’t affect you guys cause we’ll eventually get around to it, but make sure you Tune in this Wednesday for the Triumphant return of The Pimpin Peninsula! I don’t have a topic yet, but it’s gonna be awesome. As far as this show goes, it’s just another hilarious installment of Yours and Our Favorite, Just Clownin’! This time we go off on each others TV favorites. Can you believe a bitch that watches The Hills and the Jersey Shore would have the balls to get at me about some man shit!? The nerve of some Bitches these days!!
You know what, Mandrakes ass is right, the real winner in all this shit is Big Sexy the fucking puppeteer. You guys didn’t even talk about this shit in the show! Plus he was dead on when he said get ready for the lameness cause your comebacks were just that. Whatever. You bored me into submission. I tap. Moving along to the next bullshit
I think Big Sexy won the overall battle. Skeet and Jake you both tried to be to clever. Big Sexy just subtly spanked you both. I would love to see what taint defense looks like though and exactly how big Skeet’s new big black girl is
You can have one of those cool names like “a pimp named slick back”! or just “Jake don’t suck my pussy that hard la snake”! As far as Big sexy FUCK YOU! Your propaganda knows no bounds!!
TAINT DEFENSE??? WHAT KINDA BULLSHIT??!! What is she saying “No don’t suck my pussy that hard”!!..? Cuz Im sure every chick says that! Its like a dude saying don’t suck my dick that hard. That happens………
1st off all my bitches know about the site and the GC’s. 1 chick was on the show. whatever… How you gonna attempt to give a hickey for 3 months wait, wait some more, and hope to wine and dine the chick just to eat that pussy and beg for the hickey “Valentines Day”! Who else is going to see that hickey?? (I’d rather you lie and say you gave the hickey rather than delusion you have a girl)
For the record, the white girl does have a little bunny boiler in her, but the black girl out weighs her by a good 60 lbs. so she can protect them both.
I don’t care what bomb Skeet’s gonna hit you with tonight, and you know he is, you did get him though. As for you, Skeet was right, you better stake a fucking claim to that pussy if you’re gonna keep repping it as yours!
DING DING DING… LET’S GET READY FOR SOME LAMENESS!! Go ahead and Slap fight the fuck out of each other with pink mittens covered in bullshit! Entertain me!
I hope your white girlfriend isn’t a bunny boiling stalker bitch cause with your lack of stealth game corners your destined to get caught slippin with the new black baby mama
At first I was just busting chops but I feel bad cause seeing how you’re defending this new black girl it must be love. And the only reason I haven’t given the taint hickey yet is cause I made the mistake of letting my girl know what it was. Everytime I’m down there she puts the taint defense up. With all the 31 flavors of pussy that you taste on a regular basis you should be at least 20 hickeys deep by now. Or are you?
What do you know about REAL black girls?? You never had a player card with a real black girl. You gotta get permission just to give your girl a taint hickey. That ain’t yo pussy!! And Warren Big Sexy picks the bitch I fucking that week. Check the shows, this week black, last white, two shows b4 that asian.
You couldn’t pull snooki with a piece of lasagna strapped to your dick. Stick to what you know white girls who hate there dads and love mayonaise. A real black girls would see through your shit. Like your moms
I hate to say it but I was actually rooting for the Gurls a little today. They got whoop’d on though. Yo skeet good luck with the new black girl Ibet shes probably your first and go Jets!
You just want to do another lame ass peninsula in MY game corner. My girl was white last week, black this week wtf?? Get your fucking facts straight! You telling my game b4 I can use it in the gc. I wish we could talk about how much pussy your getting but obviously it’s not much of a conversation topic. AND FUCK THE COWBOYS!!!!
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I’m fucking Awesome!!! I’d like to thank the Academy and Mandrake! Good lookin’ out! On to the next one!
It was fun that’s what this site is about. but I’m not going to give Bs that much credit but fun all the same.
It was fun though.
You know what, Mandrakes ass is right, the real winner in all this shit is Big Sexy the fucking puppeteer. You guys didn’t even talk about this shit in the show! Plus he was dead on when he said get ready for the lameness cause your comebacks were just that. Whatever. You bored me into submission. I tap. Moving along to the next bullshit
I really like the experience. Very funny and real. Thank you a lot
I think Big Sexy won the overall battle. Skeet and Jake you both tried to be to clever. Big Sexy just subtly spanked you both. I would love to see what taint defense looks like though and exactly how big Skeet’s new big black girl is
“all my bitches know about the site and the GC’s. 1 chick was on the show.” So you admit you have a new black girlfriend!?
You can have one of those cool names like “a pimp named slick back”! or just “Jake don’t suck my pussy that hard la snake”! As far as Big sexy FUCK YOU! Your propaganda knows no bounds!!
TAINT DEFENSE??? WHAT KINDA BULLSHIT??!! What is she saying “No don’t suck my pussy that hard”!!..? Cuz Im sure every chick says that! Its like a dude saying don’t suck my dick that hard. That happens………
1st off all my bitches know about the site and the GC’s. 1 chick was on the show. whatever… How you gonna attempt to give a hickey for 3 months wait, wait some more, and hope to wine and dine the chick just to eat that pussy and beg for the hickey “Valentines Day”! Who else is going to see that hickey?? (I’d rather you lie and say you gave the hickey rather than delusion you have a girl)
I’m glad to see that all you little impressionable bitches actually read my show descriptions! And, more importantly, believe everything I say!
For the record, the white girl does have a little bunny boiler in her, but the black girl out weighs her by a good 60 lbs. so she can protect them both.
I don’t care what bomb Skeet’s gonna hit you with tonight, and you know he is, you did get him though. As for you, Skeet was right, you better stake a fucking claim to that pussy if you’re gonna keep repping it as yours!
DING DING DING… LET’S GET READY FOR SOME LAMENESS!! Go ahead and Slap fight the fuck out of each other with pink mittens covered in bullshit! Entertain me!
I hope your white girlfriend isn’t a bunny boiling stalker bitch cause with your lack of stealth game corners your destined to get caught slippin with the new black baby mama
At first I was just busting chops but I feel bad cause seeing how you’re defending this new black girl it must be love. And the only reason I haven’t given the taint hickey yet is cause I made the mistake of letting my girl know what it was. Everytime I’m down there she puts the taint defense up. With all the 31 flavors of pussy that you taste on a regular basis you should be at least 20 hickeys deep by now. Or are you?
Point blank if you can’t give your girl a hickey she ain’t yo girl!
What do you know about REAL black girls?? You never had a player card with a real black girl. You gotta get permission just to give your girl a taint hickey. That ain’t yo pussy!! And Warren Big Sexy picks the bitch I fucking that week. Check the shows, this week black, last white, two shows b4 that asian.
i thought skeet only likes white girls?
You couldn’t pull snooki with a piece of lasagna strapped to your dick. Stick to what you know white girls who hate there dads and love mayonaise. A real black girls would see through your shit. Like your moms
Fuck you Jake! There isn’t a shade I haven’t tapped! & Vikings all the way
I hate to say it but I was actually rooting for the Gurls a little today. They got whoop’d on though. Yo skeet good luck with the new black girl Ibet shes probably your first and go Jets!
You just want to do another lame ass peninsula in MY game corner. My girl was white last week, black this week wtf?? Get your fucking facts straight! You telling my game b4 I can use it in the gc. I wish we could talk about how much pussy your getting but obviously it’s not much of a conversation topic. AND FUCK THE COWBOYS!!!!
That punch was an old fashioned Molly Wop! Total Bitch Move though! He should’ve been destroyed by her homeboys!!