So here’s the deal… It’s Throwback Thursday so you’re gonna get a great culmination in Comedic Hilariousness brought to you by the mind of Skeet. As for the Future however… Skeet just got engaged and his new bride to be won’t let him out to play, so what that means is we probably won’t have much in the way of New Shit anytime soon. Lucky for you, as I keep saying, there’s plenty of awesomeness from the past that you bitches need to get caught up on. So look for Throwback Thursdays to carry over into the rest of the week.
One of the greatest contributions that your boy Skeet has brought to the table besides actually bringing up the idea of the radio show in the first place was that we’re naturally funny and interesting people with smart and entertaining takes on everything that comes out of our mouths. Granted he didn’t say it as poignant as that, but you get the idea. With that said, here’s another great show where all we did was turn the mics on and talk like we normally would chillin’ at the crib with some drinks. By far the easiest episodes to produce seeing as we don’t actually talk about anything, but for my money these are turning into my favorites. Do you see a pattern forming?
So I think it goes without saying that we didn’t do any shows this weekend… again!, so I don’t have anything New for you. Luckily though, there’s years and years of precious unmined Gold in these hills just waiting for your grubby little hands to pluck form obscurity. Case in Point, Skeet’s Game Corner. He hasn’t done one of these in almost 2 years so we haven’t talked about it in just as long, but that doesn’t mean that there isn’t fresh nuggets of Game to be digested. After a quick Breakup, the Game Corner became The Back Splash where he got even rawer! Jump into Skeet’s Brain and Enjoy the roller coaster.
Normally we don’t even refer to the old shit cause it’s old and we don’t really even think about the old website we got our start at, but for this post I thought it necessary to leave in the link to the old Episode from Podomatic… Cougar Hunting Safari. Two reasons, it relates directly to this story and… it’s funny as fuck! One of Skeet’s Best and Simplest Intros Ever. Enjoy!
Last Summer, one of our biggest and best episodes, Cougar Hunting Safari came out and pretty much changed the game! I got very nostalgic thinking that there was more of this old bitch game to share with you guys. Skeet was on board to start the show, but tell me if you hear exactly where he bails on me (I’ll give you a hint, listen for a phone ringing or lack there of). Forget all that though, the biggest news and information you learn is about yours truly right here! All of the e-mails we get are asking for more personal details about who we actually are in real life. Get ready for the biggest realization in Bush History! I’m still shocked at the news! You will be too!
Here we go again… We start with my Vibrator Toothbrush, Oral B, “Did it come with some balls!?”, Japanese Sex Robots, “Imma be rough with that robot!”, “I can finally be bottom and little spoon!?”, “Give me the Zartan model…”, Cleaning the Robots, When Good Porn Goes Wrong, Stroke Longball, Russian Party Porn, Skeet’s Devils Threesome, Eye Contact?, “Whoa… I’m gonna have to go first!!”, C.I.S.P.A., Webcam Bitches, Natasha Nice, Monica Mendez, and Havana Ginger. Hopefully we get some new shit for you this weekend! Holla at ya boys!
Back to the List of Old Shit… Skeet starts with a bullshit intro, Asian Bikini Juice Bars, “When you used to like Asian girls…”, How do you feel about Action Figures?, 6 Foot Lando Calrissian, “The left hand is the Colt .45 hand!”, Tanning Chatum, “That’s what you do when you’re not looking at porn!?”, Original Transformers, “Oh shit, I forgot to jackoff!”, 8 Foot Voltron, Captain America, Dance Flick on Comedy Central, Pussy Lip Beat-boxing, “My new toothbrush is a vibrator!”, and Skeet’s Spin Brush. Stay Tuned for my Vibrator Toothbrush!
So here’s the deal… I was in the mood for some Ass so I thought I’d share my Internet Conquest with you by means of a Babe of the Week. Introducing Colombian Ass Queen, Natalia Velez. OK, she’s gorgeous as hell and not known for her ass, but as far as I can tell, she should be!! Your Welcome!
My game in Strip Clubs is well documented on this website. This is one of our World Famous “The Art of” shows that get you right within your life. Of course this game translates to other ares of your life, but let’s be honest… you need to most help with the bitches!
OK little bitches, time for some grown man shit! We can’t always talk about “Bitches and Pussy.” (Yes I just said that!) There comes a time when a man needs to stand up to other people and know how to talk to them. He needs to know how to get what he wants. Enter the Art of the Negotiation. Granted all these patterns and ideas can help with the ladies, but that’s not the point. Looking like a pimp in front of women is just a few manipulative phrases away, but looking like a pimp to other guys takes practice and skill. Or being close personal friends with me helps, but you can’t afford me.
Still Rollin’ Along… Skeet starts with Junior Seau, Open Hand Slaps, Conrad Murray, USC Trojans, “I’m gonna donate my dick to science!”, Concussions in Sports, 1994 Super Bowl, 2012 NFL Draft Wrap-Up, Skeet’s Obsolete Frank Gore Jersey, Manny Ramirez, Random Sports Jerseys, Craig Ehlo, Anthony Peeler, Clippers Still Going in the Playoffs, and Tracy McGrady’s still in the League! More to come!
We’re still here, bitches! Back to the Clownin… We start with The Greatest Movie Ever, The Avengers, The Hunger Games, “I’ve seen it three times, thanks to Russia”, Samuel L. Jackson’s Eye Patch Laser Beams, Prison Stories with Uncle Skeet, “Moan for Me!”, “I’m jackin’ too, you moan for me, bitch!”, Sweet Virgin Ass, Rape Conversations Amongst Friends, The Best You Ever Had…, Past Topics Revisited, The Avengers vs. The Justice League, Jon “Bones” Jones vs. Rashad Evans, 2Pac @ Coachella, “Where’s Elvis?”, Hologram Band Reunions?, and The Beatles @ The Super Bowl? More to come! Love us!
I’ll be honest, I didn’t even remember this Series until today when I pulled it up for Throwback Thursday. Now that I do, I remember we put in some fuckin’ work and dropped straight knowledge on your asses! Listen and Learn cause this is back when we actually cared about you guys and whether or not you got laid!
All of our best shows over the past year and a half come out when we talk about the shit we just know. Not the shit we can learn about or the stuff we research, but the stuff that in Skeet’s words we can just turn the mics on and talk about with knowledge. With that said, here’s the start of a series of shows where we let you know about the subtle differences and defense mechanisms used by specific types of girls. Hopefully, you’ll learn something from us… again!
I’m watching the Clippers battle the Grizzlies for Game 4 right now so you don’t get the quipy descriptions, but just know we’re clownin’ from a month ago after my birthday, still talkin’ about bitches and other random shit… Just like every other Just Clownin’ show. Don’t worry you’ll enjoy it cause we’re awesome. New Shit later this week!
Every journey begins with the first step, and after a year and a half of mostly planned and scripted topics, Skeet decided we should just press record and Clown the way we always do. Luckily, It Worked out. 220+ Episodes later, Just Clownin’ is pretty much our staple as far as content goes. This was the first one.
Skeet caught me on the rare day when I wasn’t feeling my natural fresh self so of course that meant to him, just turn on the mics and let’s go. Luckily, it started a new Series of Hot Shows for your ass. Instead of me stressing and scrambling trying to think of valid and hilarious topics, all we really need to do is Press Record and Go. Yes he’s been saying that since day one, but now with proof I can finally agree. Tell us what you think.
