Allow us to take you back to the week before my 30th birthday, 2009. Me and Skeet driving to Las Vegas to kick it with our homeboy and his new house decide to cut on the Mics while driving… Yes, I said while driving!! The only thing I remember about this trip was that it was cold as fuck and I got some head from a stripper at Sapphires. Plus this show sounds kinda like a Just Clownin’ Show before we started Clownin’. Good times! Coming Soon the whole details about our 1st Trip to Vegas back in 2008.

PLAY>>> Living Dangerously in Las Vegas #108

The first Daredevil to do something huge in Las Vegas was Evel Knievel jumping the Ceasar’s Palace Fountain back in the 70′s. The latest incarnation was your boys, Skeet and Big Sexy doing a live show with the handheld mics while driving on the 15 freeway from Los Angeles to Las Vegas 2 weekends ago. Granted, all I had to do was balance my computer on my lap and look out for cops where as Skeet was actually driving the car! Either way, it makes for pretty great radio even though we never really talk about anything. Enjoy!

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PLAY>>> The 100 Hottest Pornstars… Right Now, 65-26 #477

So if shit got real in the last show… in this show, it hits the fan. Besides this, I’m trying to think of a time where I was actually angry at Skeet on the show. Anyways. We’re continuing the list of the 100 Hottest Pornstars. Because of the tension between us, shitting on the lameness of this List doesn’t get as much attention. Paul Cantor’s bullshit taste in Pornstars upset the delicate balance of the Bush. Oh well. Happy Jacking.

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There’s definitely a theme building for this week! The first couple things I noticed while listening back to this show was the fact that we’re sharing a Mic for some reason and you can almost hear the wheels in my head putting together the first intro for the show. Oh the good ol days! Plus Stroke Longball as we call him, is the only Male ever to be on the website. We almost inducted him into the Hall of Fame.

PLAY>>> What Happens when Porn goes Wrong #106

We love Porn! All Porn! Every Pornstar and every wannabe, we love ‘em! But sometimes, they go a little too far. Sometimes, because of all your disgusting little fetishes out there they take it too the next level and for all of us normal people who weren’t abused as children and can get off normally, we’re subject to all of this wild and crazy shit. Beastiality, Bukkake, S&M, Water Sports, You name it… it’s freaky! Too freaky and getting worse. This is our take on the state of the wild side of porn. And if you’re one of those people out there who need all of this wild shit to bust a nut, go see a shrink!

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We have a Ton of Fans now! Just based on the numbers there’s more new Fans like Jimmy Jo then there are old school Die Hards like Mandrake. It made me realize that there’s a Ton of Comedy and Game that we’ll probably never cover again in the pursuit of New Shit! So I figured that if you’re as lazy of an internet guy as I am, no matter how much you love us, and we know you do, you’ll probably never go back in time and raid the Archives. No Problem… Throwback Thursday’s to the rescue! Listen to the Shows of the Past and see how we develop our Game trying to teach you some.

PLAY>>> Aphrodisiacs from Around the World #102

As we say in this episode, Our biggest goal from doing this show, besides becoming rich, is getting you lame fuckers laid. Neither of us thought it would be so damn hard, but we’re still trying. The latest piece of the puzzle to add into your arsenal is Aphrodisiacs. Say you’re having trouble closing, feed your girl one of these proven Aphrodisiacs from around the world and watch her make the first move. The show was recorded live and direct from Skeet’s Boat somewhere on the Pacific Ocean so forgive the Audio quality again. All the good stuff comes through loud and clear!

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First it was Irina Shayk, then it was Candace Swanepoel, and most recently it was America’s Newest Sweetheart, Kate Upton. Those are the Babes I’ve introduced you to years ago and now the World is in love with. (Check the Archives!) Next Babe of the Week for you to worship… Genevieve Morton. Didn’t Skeet say the last girl was too skinny? Consider yourselves ahead of the curves!

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PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 211 #472

Sorry Folks, I would’ve bet money that I had a show scheduled for yesterday, but apparently not. Either way… we’re still Just Clownin’ so here we go. Skeet starts with “Have you ever…”, “Let’s change the Subject!”, Twister Mats, Epileptic Seizures, James Lipton is Old, The Grammy’s, “Who the Fuck is Paul McCartney?”, Where’s the Bieb’s?, Michael Jackson, Old People and the Internet, Whitney Houston, Skeet needs to come on the Website more often, and then Skeet gets TOO REAL about Whitney’s Death. Love it!

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