Lucky for you, we actually recorded this weekend so get ready for the hot shit! Skeet starts with some Real Shit about the site, 25% of the Game, The Waves & The Jagged Hillside, Michael Jackson Touching Kids, RuPaul’s Drag Race, Long Nipple Hair, The Big Sexy Ponytail, The Backwards Mullet, The Babe of the Week, Manizha Faraday’s Video, Patrick Swayze, Jackin’ to Road House, Gianna Michaels, Keez Movies & YouJizz, “Surprise, I’m blowing a dude!”, Dirty Magazines, “Why is this page stuck together!?”, Our Fans and Interracial Porn, Angolan on Norwegian, Internet Porn Percentages,and Skeet’s Girlfriend Loves his Jack Addiction! Enjoy!
Just finished watching the All-Star Game and remembered I owed you bitches a little taste of excellence. So, we’re Clownin again cause it’s pretty much all we do anymore. Skeet starts us off with a little Gossip Girl Reminder, AA Meetings, The Boston Gardens, The Karate Rap, Wiz Khalifa, Baracka Flocka Flame, Lego Captain America, Skeet gets Political, Search & Seizure, Newt Gingrich in 2012?, Mitt Romney’s Hair, The Official Shower Curtains & Baby Oil of the President, Ball Gags & Gimp Masks, “I’m fuckin’ Newt, Bitch!”, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama’s Incumbency, and Skeet the Black Apologist AKA “King Nigga”. Surprise… Surprise!
I know I’ve been slippin’ a little on my Babe of the Week entries, but don’t forget about your boy’s, Ho Knowledge. Case in point… Manizha Faraday. A 20 year old European Import Car Model with huge cans. Need I say more!?
Hopefully we get to recording or this is your last show for awhile, anyways… We continue talking shit about the Niners and Cowboys’ 2012 Schedule, Payton Manning’s Destination, Tony Romo is an Elite Quarterback, Pebble Beach Pro-Am, Gossip Girl, Glee-Time!, The Hills, The Kardashian’s, “It’s kinda like how you like Interracial Porn…”, The Most Un-Manly TV Shows, Jersey Shore, Swamp People, Pawn Stars, and Big Sexy gets humped by a Blonde Bitch.
After a week of Mourning… Back to the usual Filth. Speaking of Filth… Skeet starts us off with his dirty Porn Hangouts, Keez, Spankwire, & YouJizz, Beware of Extreme Tube & XHampster, “Then I noticed one of the girls started jacking off!”, Tittys & Nuts, “I’m gonna let you suck my tittys after I teabag you!”, Jay-Z & Kanye West – Watch the Throne, Don Cornelius, Shemar Moore, Mulholland Drive, Charlie Sheen & John Travolta’s Wife, Super Bowl XLVI, Peyton Manning to the Cowboys?, and Kyle Williams and the Niners… again! To be continued…
If you thought for one second that we were gonna let something as huge as this go by without a comment or two, then you truly don’t know your boys and haven’t been listening very long. Case in point… We predicted all this bullshit as only Skeet and Big Sexy could… way back on November 11th, 2009 we talk about Whitney’s Addictions, Trading Pussy for Primos, and Bobby Smoking Bobbi Christina’s Toys! The Last 5 minutes are worth the wait. Listen to the energy in our voices, remember how dope we were!! Happy V-Day… Your Welcome!
Where do broken hearts go? How Will I Know if I’m All the Man she Needs cause I’m So Emotional, right now. I’ve been Saving All My Love For You, Whitney. Your My Baby Tonight and forever. Cause Didn’t we almost have it all? In case you didn’t know, The Greatest Love of All… Whitney Houston passed away yesterday so in my grieving you’re on your own with this show. I’m Gonna Dance With Somebody Who Loves me and watch the Grammy’s tonight. And Whitney, IIIIII-ooooh-I Will Always Love Yoooooou!
Ever wonder what happens when Skeet and Big Sexy sit down to watch a UFC Fight completely sober? Well here you go… Skeet starts with a Lion vs. a Gorilla, Man vs. Horse Cock, “Hell yeah, I watched that shit!!”, Skeet Helps the Elderly, “Man, he’s got a big ass dick!”, Skeet admits he’s Gay, Shane Diesel, Mr. Marcus & DJ Diesel, The 7th Like, The Name Game, .ORG.CO.UK, S.O.P.A. & P.I.P.A., The FBI & Facebook, Lamar Smith, Skeet talks Law then Fumbles Search & Seizure, Newt Gingrich’s Wife, and then Skeet invents the Butt Clamps. Enjoy!
Would you believe that I forgot to put up a show yesterday? Yes, OK we all believe it, but who cares… we’re Just Clownin’ again! Skeet starts with a continuation on his Gross Props, “that’s where I draw the line!!”, “Accuracy & Distance”, Tijuana, The Pitching Machine, What If…, Spit or Swallow?, Fucking a Bitch on her Period, “How crazy can I get short of putting my dick on him!?”, Another What If…, “Can you milk me, Greg?”, Jew Fro, Nipple Hair Soulmates, Baseball Bats & Double Fists, The Guinness Watcher, “Come get this dick!”, and “Can you speak Klingon? It’s the only way I get hard!”. Forget that overrated football game, your boys are the only thing you should care about!
In light of Super Bowl Sunday I thought I’d dust off the old Babes of the Week and give you a sexy European chick to jack to. Georgia Salpa is considered the Irish Kim Kardashian for obvious reasons. Although she doesn’t have the Ass or the Fame, she comes with all the sexiness in a Taller, Younger body and with way less baggage. Enjoy!
In the midst of another alcohol induced rant… Your Boys are bringing the heat… again! Skeet starts with his Bad Liver and Kidney Intro, Disgusting Female Talents, Queefs, Snot Rockets, The Flaming Dragon, “I’m rubber, you’re glue…”, Skeet’s Girlfriends Car, The Uvula, “Do you like to be tied up?”, Drowning in Squirt, Crocodile Mile, “I’m bout to piss all over yo ass tonight!’, Tuna Fish & Jack Daniels, Ripley’s Believe it or Not, Sticky Bubbles, “Wait, how’d you get pink eye!?”, then on a lighter note… R.I.P. DJ FLIP!!
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