In the middle of deep conversation I decided to turn in the Mics. This is the aftermath of what we started last show when “Shit just got real!”. Expect to hear Our 2012 Expectations, Who Are Skeet and Big Sexy?, Paraphernalia, Skeet’s Harbaugh Bowl, Shower Radio, “I’m covered with Jizz and Saliva…”, The Gap Band & Me and Mrs. Jones, You & I – Rick James, “The Circle is Now Complete”, Darth Vader Magic 8-Ball, Cologne & New Clothes = Take the Hints!, “Mesquite Overtones”, Jean Paul Gautier & Prada Pour Homme, Memories of Zo, Let’s Hear it for The Boys, R2-D2 Drink Cup, Over-Repping Star Wars, The Darth Vader Sobakawa Pillow, and Selling Tamales at the Swap Meet. Only on the Bush! 7 People Like It… You better ask somebody!
Here we go again… 201! We had nothing to talk about so expect to hear Today’s Bullshit, Tiger Woods’ Wife Remodels, Landon Collins chooses Alabama, Justin Bieber’s Jesus Tattoo, Skeet and Big Sexy Finally Talk S.O.P.A!!, B-Rock in 2012?, 2012 Predictions, Iran, U.S. Oil Reserves, Michelle Obama vs. Kurt Busch, and Freedom Ain’t Free!
PHEW!! It was touch and go there for awhile, but all is well in the World of Football again! It’s safe to come out from under your Star Wars sheets people… I’m proud to say that there will be a Super Bowl this year because The San Francisco 49ers are officially eliminated from the playoffs! Now the only parade Alex Smith will be attending in San Francisco is the Gay Rights Parade where he’s scheduled to be the Grand Marshall for his Excellence in the World of Sucking Dick. But like a Kyle Williams kick return, I digress! Congrats to us though… it’s TWO HUNDRED, Bitches!! Now if you thought we were gonna do something special to commemorate this Accomplishment… you don’t know your boys! Enjoy!
I love the response from you guys about SOPA and PIPA, but life must go on. We figure that we might as well ride it until the wheels fall off which they will if either one of those bills go through. Whatever. Here’s Part Two of us remembering the shitty year that was 2011. Like I said before, stay tuned for another version of this show coming soon where we actually remember some of the big shit that happened last year.
If you come to our website for your News and Political Issues explained then you’re not gonna get get very far in this world, but all jokes aside, The Internet as we know it is very much on the verge of going away. The Stop Online Piracy Act & Protect IP Act, or SOPA & PIPA, are ready to change the way you Listen, Watch, and Share Anything and Everything on the internet forever. This is not a joke or an exaggeration. Pay Attention… YOU WILL BE EFFECTED! And if you watch this video and still don’t thing it has anything to do with you… The day SOPA goes through is the day Skeet and Big Sexy Retire!! Learn Something cause shit’s about to get real! >SIGN THE PETITION<
So here’s the deal… If you believe the fact that I actually believed in Tim Tebow and Jesus vs. The World, plus a private conversation I had with Skeet where I kinda picked the Texans to upset the Ravens, well then I guess I got all 4 games wrong this weekend! Worst part is Skeet got all 4 games right! I don’t remember if we touch on it in this Recap of last years shitiness, but this is by far the Worst Football Season ever!!I can’t believe I have to root for the Fuckin’ Giants next week! Anyways, this is our take on all the Deaths and Major occurrences of 2011… Skeet and Big Sexy Style!
Yep Bitch, Another Show! I thought I told you that we won’t stop, I thought I told you that we won’t stop… eh-eh, eh-eh! In this show expect to hear Skeet’s Lazy Intro, More Football Bullshit, Fuck the Falcons too, Scared Straight, Kool-Aid & Prison Rape, Skeet’s Broncos/Steelers Analysis, Skeet Hates Jesus, The Four Year Anniversary of The Bush, Skeet Plays with my Lightsaber, New Year’s Eve for Old People, Friday December 30th, “Did anybody notice I threw up on that back table?”, and Jack Daniels + Clam Chowder = Good Times! Enjoy!
Like I said, we got some shit coming for you and if you didn’t believe me check out this new topic straight from the depraved mind of Skeet and his outrageous Internet Searching. Have you ever wondered whats the Biggest Dick ever recorded? The Deepest Vagina? The Longest Jet of Semen? Well thanks to Skeet now we know! Enjoy… if you can!
So here’s the deal, contrary to popular belief and the fact that we haven’t really been doing much by way of Content… Guess what? We still care (kinda!)? And we’re prepared to show you in the form of a ton of new shows coming up this month! In this show expect to hear about Skeet’s Black Problems, DONATE!, The 5th Like!, Mo Money Mo Problems, Four Year Anniversary in March, Pause, Mandrake vs. Jake da Snake, Darth Vader’s Lightsaber, Sega Genesis for Christmas, Altered Beast & Sonic the Hedgehog, Metal Voltron & Colecovision, “Make sure the knob is on 3!”, Another Pause, Lite Brite & The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Another Pause, Ant & Tick, “You need more white people in your life”, Florence & Normandie – 20 Years Later, “We’re all in the same gang!”, and “Follow the Smoke”. Like Black Dick and Mexican Fertility, that shit was easy!
“Wait, I thought Christmas was last month!?” No bitches, we’re starting the year off right with another Babe of the Week! And it’s back to the old formula of an Unknown, Smokin’ Hot Columbian Girl for you to stroke it to. I have a huge list of Babes just chompin’ at the bit to get on the list in 2012, expect huge things!
In case you haven’t noticed… The NFL Season is officially over! Fine, maybe it’s not over, but it is on my website! Fuck that shit! Anyways… we recorded this show Friday the 30th so we were both full of hope and enthusiasm. Whatever. I don’t even want to type this shit anymore. Fuck this! I hope my people were right and the world ends this year! Fuck all of you!
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