If you told me 11 months ago that the last show of the year would be a random Bush Hall of Fame Induction Class, I would’ve had to put five fingers to your cheek! Not that it’s a bad thing, cause trust me when I say it’s hilarious, but Random doesn’t begin to explain it. Either way Today we induct The Coolest Men Ever to Drive a Talking Car and the Greatest Innovation in Science, Medicine, and Sex History.
After three long months of Cease and Desist Orders, Dry Dicks, and Broken Promises… the Babes of the Week returns with a Fiery Vengeance that only a smokin’ hot Fire Crotch could survive it. Yes people, I’m talking about that Sexy ass Ginger that you know damn well you’ve been wanting to see naked since she was a teenager! The train wreck of a Human Being who if it weren’t for her huge Tits and that Balls to the Wall Attitude would’ve been irrelevant years ago. The club chick who every guy thinks he can pull with half a bottle of Patron and an Eightball of Coke. Yes Folks… Lindsay Lohan is in Playboy and now she’s the latest Babe of the Week!
So here’s the deal, have you ever heard the phrase “Never Leave a Man Behind”? I’m pretty sure Skeet has heard of it too, but apparently it doesn’t matter to him at all. I know that’s pretty cryptic, but if you listen to this show you’ll know exactly what I mean cause Skeet completely hung me out to dry. Let me officially apologize to all of you out there who wanted to hear a Team effort like you’re accustom to. I know it just sounds like I’m spouting out numbers, but it would’ve been way more interesting if there was some give and take. Either way… whatever. You’ll love it. The best part is towards the end of the show when Skeet tries to care and jump back in, but if you listen carefully you can hear his cellphone buttons clicking away the Texts right around the 9 minute mark. He has to bail a couple times cause Light Brite’s Pimp hand is strong as fuck. You’ll see! Enjoy!
First things first… Fuck Off Mandrake! Contrary to what you may think, that little J/K LOL shit you said in the comment world just made me wait an extra day. Secondly though, Skeet is kinda right in saying that I’m sick. I don’t know exactly what kind of disease he’s talking about, but if he can get over his Anal Atresia anything’s possible. Anyways, we’re Clownin again and Skeet wants to know how wet you are, Representing for the Fourth Like, Twitter, “Gotta wipe my butt!”, Nuclear Test Sites for the Government and Shit, Public Bathroom Conversations, The McRib is still Going!, …Take 2…, Skeet’s Favorite Pornstar, Gianna Michaels, Eros.com, Charlie Sheen, Hand Sanitizer & Masturbation, “Would Light Brite be down?”, Strip Club Negotiation Skills, The C.I.I.A?, NBA Lockout, David Stern owns Black Men, Chris Paul is a Clipper, Blake Griffin, NBA Players in China, Yao Ming, Chinese Groupies, Proportional Dick Size, and “Isn’t it past your girls bedtime?” Clippers to the Finals this year, stay off the bandwagon, bitches!!
Hey, Guess What!? We recorded some shows this Friday night so prepare to feel blessed like a Tim Tebow 4th Quarter Comeback! Get ready for some bull shit people… Skeet and the Comments, THE FOURTH LIKE, Big Sexy on the Internet, The 5th Like?, A Dislike Button?, “I’m the Juggernaut, Bitch!”, “It’s partially my fault”, “I’m playing my numbers!”, Bobby Brown & Beyonce, Mandrake & The Babes of the Week, The Cease and Desist Bitches, Current Events, Joe’s Crab Shack, 4 inch Nipple Hair, A Skeet and Big Sexy Anatomy Lesson, A Chastity Belt of Titty Sucking, and “You shall not Pass!”. Admit it… you enjoyed that!
So here’s the deal… I recognize the fact that we only updated the site 7 times last month and seeing as we haven’t done much recording, this month doesn’t look much different. I’m not the type of guy that would ever throw anybody under the bus, but I can say that it’s not MY fault we haven’t recorded. Sorry. Anyways, we’re Just Clownin’ again. This week we kind of talk about our Recent Legal Troubles, The DMCA, Cease & Desist, The Babes of the Week, Bill Clinton, Arabian Goggles, Hilary Clinton, Harlem Nights, “Baby I gotta take a Dump!”, Baby Watermelon, Chelsea Clinton, Drake & Light Skinneded Niggas, Comic View vs. Judaism, “Say My Name, Say my Name!”, Michael Richards, “Just talkin’ bout Jews!”, Hefeweizen & Mein Kampf, Toilet Tissue, No Tell Motel, “Taste like the Priest?”, Time Flies when you’re talkin’ bout Jews!, and Rosary Anal Beads. You haven’t had much of us lately, but god dammit if we still ain’t the shit! I’ll see if I can take the girlfriend sized bus off of Skeet long enough to do some shows! Stay Tuned!
Like I said last show, I hate doing it, but I had to go out of order for that last Niners Show. This episode was actually recorded two days before that one so it happened before the actual Niners and Cowboys game, but as you’ll hear, I was dead on with my predictions… as usual! Anyways, expect to hear more about Tim Tebow, The State of the NFL Quarterback, John Elway, Tebow Chatboards, “Do it for Christ!”, Cowboys are in First, Alex Smith is Gay, Pro-Life vs. Pro-Choice, Skeet liebt die Juden, Racial Profiling of Germans, Heidi Klum, Just Clownin’ 192, “How can he be so RODUBIOUS…?”, Burp Wars 2011, Jailhouse Smugglers, and the Extent of our Lazy Fans! By the way, don’t think we forgot… FOUR FIFTY, BITCHES!
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