Rarely do I ever do this, but I felt that in light of recent events and today being Football Sunday, I thought I should bump up this 49er Clownin Episode to next on-deck. If you’re not an American Football fan, you might get a little bored when I start breaking out stats to defend exactly how shitty Skeet’s team is, but trust me when I say that there’s plenty of Clownin’ to go around! 3-2 versus Teams with Winning Records means everything! Props to Tim Tebow and the Revolution doing it again! Happy Turkey Weekend, peeps!
Even though you ungrateful freeloaders have rarely showed your appreciation to Me and Skeet, it doesn’t matter because as you’ve probably learned by now, we’re both givers. So in the midst of another beautiful and bountiful holiday season, from our Home to Yours… Enjoy this Just Clownin’ Show and FUCK YOU if you don’t!
Me and Skeet haven’t watched and repped the Wrestling World in over 10 years, but we’d be lying if we said it still doesn’t have a tiny place in our hearts. Case in point, the Scott Hall Documentary from ESPN last month really put a spotlight on the Raw and Grimey drug riddled world of wrestling that nobody wants to talk about. It brought up all the Wrestler Tragedies from the past few years that shocked everybody. Here’s our comedic look at all this mayhem. Enjoy.
Let me preface this show by saying that neither me or Skeet are necessarily racist. I’m a very proud Mexican Man and Skeet is a proud-ish Black man so between the two of us we’ve seen, heard, and felt some real racism in our lives. But with that said, shit happens when you put copious amounts of Alcohol in our systems and then allow us to turn on microphones and broadcast to the world. Now, before this show I would’ve told you that 100% of our comments that could be perceived as “racist” by people who aren’t fans of the show and don’t know our brand of comedy after 446 episodes and 3 1/2 years to be just that, and only that… COMEDY. However, after this show I have to start saying 99.9% is just for shock value and comedic purposes. I know what you’re all thinking… “What did you say Big Sexy?”… NOPE! The Subtitle to this show should be ‘SKEET GETS REAL!’ and that’s all I’ll say about that.
If your’re one of those light in the loafers, pussies with delicate sensibilities and are genuinely upset by our behavior and our comments… Fuck off cause we don’t really give a shit! It’s The Bush Bitch!
We’ve been doing this show for 3 years & 8 months now. That equals over 440 episodes, not even counting the numerous Special Editions, Hall of Fame’s, and Game Corners where the Mic’s were “turned on.” Leave it to episode number 445 for Skeet to forget to actually TURN HIS MICROPHONE ON! Yep Folks, for the first 3 minutes or so of this Just Clownin’ show Skeet’s Mic is turned off. For some of you that might be an early Christmas present, but because of his big mouth everything he says is picked up on my Mic so the show goes on. Of course it wouldn’t be our style to actually fix it or start over so you get what you get. Consider this a reminder of the warning signs about working with Minorities. We get Raw!
We’ve made up a lot of stupid shit in our Internet Celebrity Careers, but I think Skeet took it to another level in this show… and that’s saying a lot. Now if we can only find and stick to a single definition. We use it as a Verb, An Adjective, and everything in between in this show and with good reason. I guess we’ll let you be the judge of it. I fully expect to see #RODUBIOUS trending on Twitter. Like I say in the opening minutes of the show, this is what happens when we think, people! Hot shit coming up!
As if you didn’t already know and were waiting with baited breathe… We’re still drunk as hell and lucky for you, the microphones were turned on! The Clownin’ has officially boiled over into the empty glasses that used to house our Jack Daniels so sit back relax and try to understand the shit I was slurring and the weird crap Skeet was thinking of. I know!! Turn it into a drinking game! Every time Skeet makes something up or makes you say “HMMM…” DRINK! Every time I mess up a sentence or slur something beyond recognition… DRINK! With any luck you’ll be all caught up in no time! Laugh Responsibly!
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