Just when you thought it was safe to dip your toes back in the Skeet and Big Sexy waters… Shit gets realer then real! And by real, I mean real drunk! If you were upset or butt hurt about all the drunken rambles and slurred bullshit then guess what, you probably won’t like these next two shows. Yes, Mandrake that means you! In this show we talk about Mandrake’s Life, Porn Bitches that Rodger was talking shit about, and the Purpose of a Scarf. After that you can examine the rest on your own. On that note, enjoy!
Wow, we were drunk this night! To be honest I really don’t remember any of it, and now I can see why. I do remember leaving too early to meet up with a friend that ditched us, but other then that, it’s all a fog. Either way… we’re Just Clownin again, surprise… surprise! I’ll let you explore this one all on your own with Skeet’s Drunken Randomness and all of my Slurred Wizardry. You’ve been warned!!
First off… my bad. I thought I had a show scheduled for Thursday and yesterday super crazy “IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!” I’ll get as stupid drunk as I want to, Skeet had a little thing that I was forced to attend, so no BotW, but I digress. Speaking of being drunk… we’re Just Clownin’ again! Cease and Desist, “Once we get stupid, it’s gonna get stupid!”, Burgers… Tittys…, Brittney Skye, Johnnie Cochran, Laughing in the Face of Danger, South Park, Texas vs. Mexico, Mantequilla, Ectoplasm, Young Ounce 8300, Dyslexia, Mr. Marcus, Webmasters & Talent, “We respect the law…”, The Bush Tabloid, Harvey Levin, The New Gay Machinima Shirt, Mortal Kombat on YouTube, Michael Jai White, and Affirmative Action in 2011. Skeet missed the sign, but you get the benefits! Enjoy!
You can’t stop the clownin’! No matter how much you tell us to cease! Anyways… Expect to here Skeet’s Clarification, “If it wasn’t Mandrake…”, Restaurant Desserts, Rice Crispy Treats a la mode, “…you eat a banana sexy…”, “Is that black guy ‘WITH’ you?”, Gaping Black Hole, The Name Game, Child Pornography, Interpol Most Wanted List, “We can talk about anything you wanna talk about, baby!”, Skeet’s Birthday is The Rapture, Dee Brown, NBA Slam Dunk Contest, Jordan, Kobe, & Blake Griffin, NBA Cancels Games, The 5-1 Niners and The Cowboys vs. Patriots Pregame, Frank Gore, Megatron, More Bad Predictions, Skeet’s Favorite Player – Alex Smith, and Deion Talking Shit About Romo. Fuck the NFL!
Would you believe that I forgot to put up a new show yesterday? Yeah, I believe it too, but It’ll never happen again. OK that’s a lie too, but whatever. Here’s another start and stop Just Clownin’ show from a couple weeks ago. We’re on “E” so it’s on Skeet whether or not you hear anything new next week. Expect to hear Skeet talking shit with his Intro, Selfish Lovers, Jack Daniels, Maker’s Mark, Our Debut Album, Venice Beach Drummers, “Christmas?”, Government Cheese & EBT Cards, Section 8, The Ten Crack Commandments & Ghetto Dope, Beer 4 Jesus, Don Cheadle as Captain Planet, The Second Rapture, David Blaine & Criss Angel, “For my next trick, I’ll have willpower!”, and Lil’ Wayne – Tha Carter IV. The Fate of The Bush World relies on Skeet… Again! Hopefully, I’ll see you next week
Who wants to live in a world where the Niners are 4-1? I know I don’t! I should be on suicide watch right now! As soon as they play another good team you’ll see what they’re really made of. Anyways, here comes some Clownin’. Skeet’s Booty Slap Intro, Funeral Hook Up, Beer Brewing, Eva Angelina, Girl Gone Wild Cameramen, “Nobody hits the girls!”, “RAPE!!”, Billy Dee & The Change Girls, The Niners & Cowboys Super Bowl, and Watching the Floyd Meriwether Fight… Alone! Thank You, Goodnight, God Bless!
We haven’t done a full night worth of shows in awhile. Meaning we haven’t been crazy drunk and just plain crazy on the show in a minute. We’ve done a few weeks of start up shows before we left to the club and that’s what you’re gonna get, so plan your week accordingly. No Intro from Skeet, Alcohol Level = Comedy, Apologizing to Friends, Hackers, Scarlett Johansson’s Tits, Dick Pics, “Pucker up for the camera!”, Skeet’s Left Nut, Ball Gazing, Sorry Zo, Urinal Games, Mystikal & Busta Rhymes, Representing our Homeboy… Again!, Pterodactyl Turds, Pomeranian’s, Drowning in Diarrhea, Turtle Shells & Car Parts, Busta Rhymes Live, Mandrake watching BET, Slave Owners or Nazis?, 0-4 Dolphins, Shitty Sports, Nascar & European Soccer, Jai Alai, Curling, and the Canadian National Team. Random and Loving It!
Sorry I didn’t put up a show this weekend, but I figured since the Cowboys were gonna take the rest of the day off, I didn’t need to work either. Anyways… here’s another Clownin’ for your ass. Expect to hear about the Two Scoops of Pimpin’, High Fructose Corn Syrup, No Nuts, Ralph Tresvant is a Colored Man, Bald Bitches, Cancer Patients, Babyface – Whip Appeal, Al Green, Maxwell, Bobby Brown & The Ghostbusters, “I’m coming out the shirt!”, Morris Day & Jerome, Cameo – Candy, “Aww shit, your mama playin’ my song… where’s my mesh tank top?!”, Clinical Strength Deodorant, Color Me Badd – I Wanna Sex U Up, David Bowie, Clarence Carter, White Karaoke, Sons of Anarchy, Italian Mexicans & British Accents, Danny Trejo, Ginuwine – Pony, Wet T-Shirt Contest Music, Steel Drums, “Hey guys wanna see some Titties!”, H-Town – Knockin’ Boots, Jodeci – Feenin’, Johnny Gill – My My My, Journey – Open Arms!!, “I’ll sing it… You sign it!!”. And If for any reason you don’t think we did this in real life… You don’t know your boys at all!! Details coming soon!
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