Let’s be honest… The website needs more ass! It’s just a fact! I can admit it seeing as it’s probably my fault, but I plan on making up for that in the very near future. First up, is New Babe of the Week, Dolicia Bryan. Hip Hop Video Model and all around hot chick with a huge ass! Enjoy!
Put Two Drunk Assholes in a Room with Microphones and the Possibilities are endless. Most times we produce Comedy Gold, but every once in awhile, shit gets too real for even us to contain. You might’ve heard shit building up over the past few episodes with clownin’ on our friends, but this was a surprise for even us. It starts off pretty normal enough with talking about Smuggling Uranium up your Ass, Skeet Eats Ceviche, Popping Wheelies on Bikes, 9 Baby Mamas, Guilty Pleasure Songs, Cherry Wine, Ralph Tresvant & Plaxico Burress, and The Two Scoops of Pimpin’, but then Skeet Makes a Phone Call. Listen and see if you can hear why and when the bleeps are gonna hit the fan. Drunk guys and cell phones! Have fun! We did!
One more time for your mind… Here’s another Just Clownin’ show as if you’d expect anything else! Skeet starts with another Legendary Intro, Sticky Logs, DooDoo Brown, Another Free Plug for Crown Royal, “When was the last time you tasted Breast Milk?”, Skeet Taking a Beating, “32 years old, time to settle down”, “You’re falling into it..”, Skeet Makes an Announcement on The Show, The Elusive 4th Like, “How many times you jacked off this week!?”, When the Egg Timer Beeps…, Lexington Steele in College, Brittney Skye in a Shower, The Sweet Science, The Jack Off Anthem, Wine Tasting with Skeet, Keg Stand on a Wine Cask, “WHAT, I ain’t pickin’ yo grapes!!”, Cesar Chavez, Our Next Guest… The Witch Doctor, The Whammy, “Evil spirits have the best jokes!”, Voodoo Dolls, Tickling Deebo, Itching Powder, and Our Friends and their Venereal Diseases. Luckily none of them listen!
Another rousing week of bullshit begins right here, bitches… Here we go with Another Shitty Intro from Skeet, Crown Royal, The Serenity Prayer, The Laziness of The Bush, 30 Hours of Jacking Off, Old Faithful, Celibacy Before The Wedding, Hyphenated Last Names, Serial Monogamous, Zo vs. Skeet, “…uhhh, let’s change the subject”, Constipation & Blue Balls, Cruise Ship Fun 2008, Remembering High School Girls, From 120 to 225 in 14 years, J-E-L-L-O, and “We can’t run from who we are!” Shit just got real!!
Now that we got a couple weeks of sanity back under our belts and everything seems to be getting back to normal here on The Bush, I thought I should get back to work with the Babes of the Week. This week’s Babe, Scarlett Johansson, is so far and beyond the average skank that I put on the site, the only reason she qualified is because of someone else. Let’s just say, it’s a proud week to be a hacker! You’re doing the Lords work, and we thank you!
Skeet unpuckered his butthole after this weekends events and finally called me so we’re back to the real shit again… Expect to hear about Skeet’s Big Dick Black Friends, Mr. Marcus, The Just Clownin’ Revolution, “Keep that shit on yo shit!”, Beavis & Butthead, Vocalized Retardation, Autistic Children, Time Travelling Biochemical Engineer, Where Would You Go in Time?, The Flying Pterodactyl Circus, “OH SHIT IS THAT A PTERODACTYL!!?”, Ancient Egypt, Transformers & G.I. Joe, Henry Ford & The Jetsons, The Flux Capacitor, The Wright Brothers, Einstein on the 4th of July, Til Death Do Us Part… 2061, The War for Slauson, Zo on The Show, “Don’t get him riled up, he pisses on bitches!”, Thin Guys Who Got Big, Big Bone Structure, and then A Rare Fumble on The Bush. Enjoy!
For those of you philistines like Rodger who don’t know anything about Football, the reason why you won’t see Skeet around in the Comment Sections of the Website for awhile is because his precious little Minor League Team was slain by the Mighty, Huge Cocked Tony Romo while nursing a broken rib and a pierced lung. Yes folks, he didn’t even need to breathe to beat the 49ers! It was that easy! Either way, here’s a Just Clownin’ show from a couple weekends ago where we talk about Wine Tasting with White People, Sweating in Church, Bad Voodoo, Cilantro, Twitter Followers, and Secret Societies. We’re that random, we’re that awesome, and we’re fucking back, bitches!! It’s the Skeeter and Nice Love Show!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boy and Girls… Shit is about to hit the motherfuckin’ fan! Forget the Green Bay Packers and the Steelers and forget all your bullshit teams, this Sunday at 1:05pm PST the Greatest Franchise in the History of the National Football League will dominate the San Francisco 49ers in front of a live unknowledgeable, stabbin’ ass crowd of 174 people at the shit hole known as Candlestick Park. Forget 2012, this is Judgement Day! Everything you think you know about shit talking on The Bush will change after this game! And that’s not an exaggeration!
In light of the Super Bowl this Sunday (Cowboys vs. 49ers!) Let the games begin, bitches!! After a crazy week in the NFL with 14 300 yard passers including 3 over 400, and only 7 100 yard rushers, shit is gonna hit the fan this year in the NFL. If you don’t believe me just look at the NFC West right now. Here’s our picks we made last Friday night. Rep your teams, pussies!!
I’m gonna keep this short and sweet cause I got the Cowboy Domination Party about to start up in New York right now, but yeah… We finally did some shows so expect some new shit these next couple weeks! In this show we give props to our homeboy the Rapper and The Bush Remembers 9/11, Our Way! Your welcome!
In an odd twist of irony you can only get on The Bush, we celebrate Labor Day with the fact that we haven’t done any work in over three weeks. So with no new shows coming anytime soon because of Skeet’s Love Life and our homeboys impending funeral this week, the best I can give you is something to jack to. Have fun perusing the long list of the Babe of the Week Archives. Feel free to go to work on your cock!
