Archive for August, 2011

Just Clownin’ 174

The Lego Wedding

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Like I keep saying it’s been a hard week, but we have plans to try and get shit back to normal this weekend with some new shows and hopefully a couple laughs mixed in there. Here’s yet another Just Clownin’ show from a couple weekends ago where, believe it or not, I talk about almost pulling a bitch at the club. Per usual, Skeet doesn’t remember, but it fucking happened!!! By the way… Good looking out on the shoutouts for our homeboy!

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Just Clownin’ 173

Kim Kardashian's Wedding

PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 173 #425

It’s been a tough week for your boys and unfortunately it’s not over yet, but you guys shouldn’t have to suffer during this time. Here’s another Just Clownin’ show from a couple weekends ago.

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Just Clownin’ 172

pour one out for the homies

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The Bush is on the verge of losing one of it’s Oldest and Closest Homeboys so needless to say, I’m not feeling very funny today, but the show must go on. This is a Just Clownin’ we recorded last weekend when all was right in the world. Have fun!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MANDRAKE !!

confederate flag

PLAY>>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MANDRAKE !! #423

We’ve both said a lot of stupid shit on the show, but by far one of the stupidest things ever mentioned on this website was Mandrake telling us he turned 40 this August. Because we don’t know you this is the closest thing you’ll ever get to a Birthday present from your Boys. In all honesty it’s closer to a Roast then a Gift though, but you should probably have expected that. Happy Birthday, Mandrake!

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Just Clownin’ 171

The Yeti Meltdown

PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 171 #422

Here we go people, Less Racism… More Comedy. The New Motto of the Show! Skeet starts with a Good Intro Observation, The Yeti Meltdown Described, Patent Pending, Skeet’s Phone Conversation, Lil’ Wayne, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, MANDRAKE’S BIRTHDAY!!, Pissing on Star Wars, Trekkies, Darth Vader Thriller Dance, The Kardashian’s AGAIN!, Rico Kardashian, “A Hills Marathon with a little bit of Gossip Girl…”, Summer Super Hero Movies, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Shia Le Booof, Big Sexy Beef!, “Smells Porky!”, Gilbert Godfried & Mr. T, X-Men: First Class, Magneto vs. Nazi’s!, Green Lantern, Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively, Sinestro, Thor, “White is Right”, Valhalla, Asgard, & 1940′s Germany, Apologies for 170, Sorry Jews, A Certain Situation where a Certain Dude Shot another Dude in a Certain City, Captain America: The First Avenger, “That movie fuckin’ sucked!!”, Mark McGwire with a Shield, The Avengers Movie Teaser, Iron Man, Thor, Scarlett Johansson, Hawkeye, Hulk, and Samuel L. Jackson as the Black Nick Fury. I’m Down.

The Black Widow, scarlett johansson

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Just Clownin’ 170

Angola State Prison, louisiana

PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 170 #421

Sometimes Skeet and Big Sexy need to vent about some shit and in the World of The Bush that usually gets a little Racist. Luckily we’re still balls deep in the Summer of Racism so here comes the Clownin Again and Skeet starts with some more White shit, The Summer of Racism is still going right?, Dead Nazi’s and KKK Inmates, 2011 vs. 1911, Racist Grandparents, Breaking the Color Barrier, Porch Monkeys, “What’s the statute of limitations on Murder… hmmm?”, The Hardcore 1960′s, Rosa Parks, Skeet’s Phone… Angola State Penitentiary, Where the First Skeet’s Were From, Hangings & Burning Crosses, “…just them uppity niggas from the south!”, The Central Intelligence Agency, Grand Dragons, Concentration Camps & Wrist Tattoos, America’s Most Wanted, German Science, Beer, Sausage & Cheese, The Third Reich, Adolf Hitler… A Monster or “Just a Charismatic Dude”?, “This shit got way too serious for no reason”, And I agree, But you’ll love it, but if you don’t we don’t care!

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Babe of the Week – Kylie Johnson

Three Straight Friday’s of Hotness delivered straight to your Computers and into your JackStream. Welcome New Babe of the Week and February Playboy Playmate, Kylie Johnson into your devious world of Masturbatory Debauchery! She’s still only 20 years old though so don’t look her pictures in the eye when you cum. That’s just disrespectful.

Anita Toro

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Just Clownin’ 169

interstate 69

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First off, you bitches don’t know my life! It’s not like I sat at home tonight and watched the USA vs. Mexico Soccer Match in my underwear with a bag of Cheese Puffs or anything. Haters! Anyways, we’re clownin’ again and Skeet starts with a little Mike, Carnivals & Floating Gloves, Finger Bang, The Fall of Pedophilia, Laziness & Skeet’s Girlfriend, “I seen your run-on sentence!”, “Hopscotch gets ‘em wet!”, Getting Old in the Hood, “Average height for a Pygmy”, Papa was a Rollin’ Stone, Old People and Oral Sex, The Bermuda Triangle, The Rhinoceros Milk Bone, “Your mom invented the Stranger!”, 1991, Hugh Hefner, The Hydra, Mexican Pregnancies, Take Care of Your Kids, New Mexico Roach Colonies, “Here We Go!”, Rashard Evans vs. Tito Ortiz, Jenna Jameson is your Wife, and John Jones & Dana White can’t act. Here we go… again!

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Just Clownin’ 168

Kim Kardashian's Psoriasis

PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 168 #419

Guess what we did on Friday? If you guessed Clowned… you’re correct! Your reward is a new show! Skeet starts with the Truth, Facebook, No Shows in Three Weeks, Kim Kardashian’s Psoriasis, Skeet’s sucks on a Brownie, 1000 Guests, Greg Louganis & Mary Lou Retton, Kris Humphries-Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Robert Kardashian & The O.J. Trial, The Kardashian Expert, The Cog in the Machine, Flavor of Love, 15 Minutes of Fame…, “Wait, I win a crack head with 7 kids… Aww Nigga I’m In!!”, Dr. Drew the Whore, UltraMax Commercials, Sensual Fantasies 4 & Emmanuelle in Space, Boba Fett & Eric Cartman, Beavis & Butthead, King of the Hill, and Big Sexy’s Favorite Rapper sings a Love Song. Enjoy!

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Babe of the Week – Anita Toro

The main purpose of the Babe of the Week was for me to bring you unknown girls that you should know about to further your jacking. Anita Toro might be the definition of what the BotW’s stand for. A Young Unknown Columbian Model with Huge Tits and a Dream to some day make your dicks hard. My friends, I think that day has come! Enjoy!

Anita Toro

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The Bush Hall of Fame

One of the best Ideas I’ve ever had for the website was creating The Bush Hall of Fame. Where else would guys like Al Cowlings, Ron Jeremy, and LaVar Burton get their deserved respect! Unfortunately, due to the invention of the Just Clownin’ Series and the onset laziness and complacency of the Hosts, The Bush Hall of Fame is more a novelty than a consistent mainstay on the site. Don’t worry though, as soon as we find someone worthy of our praise, the HOF will be accepting new applicants!

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