For reason’s we’ll never be “allowed” to mention on the show, we went another weekend without recording so I thought what better time then now to school all you Newbies to the website about some of the Game we’ve been putting out on the web for over 3 years now! And maybe remind all you Old School Die Hard Fanatics why you’ve been riding with us for so long! Check out Skeet’s Game Corner and The Back Splash that he all but abandoned due to sheer laziness and lack of testicular fortitude. Either way, there’s a lot of valuable shit on this page. Take Notes and Enjoy!
After a weird ass week of highs and lows behind the scenes of The Bush, how about we finish it off with a Big Titty British Girl in the Babe of the Week, shall we? Your Welcome in advance!
Let’s get hyped! Skeet starts with Journey, Not the Filipino Dude from YouTube, “Wait are they Drunk!?”, Real Fans & The Comment Board, Glee, One Long Public Service Announcement, The Glee Vehicle, Christina Aguilera & Miley Cyrus, “Show your coochie in the car!”, Justin Timberlake, Jessica Beal, Mila Kunis, Taters & Hash, “…when I’m getting my butt licked!”, Brisket & Cabbage, Sauerkraut, Skeet Prepares to Eat Jewish Kosher Food, Gefilte Fish, “Fry this up with some corn meal!”, How Many Black People?, Barack Obama, “We made it!”, Outkast, Tiger Woods, Is Kanye West White Enough?, Kanye & Jay-Z, Justin Bieber & Lady Gaga will Triple Them, and “have you seen her suck a dick!?”. Nice one!
Sorry No Babe of the Week this week, but… Oh Wait, I’m Not Sorry, Back to the Real Shit! Skeet starts with The Truth, Diabetes Chart, “Did I win the Lottery?”, Drink and Ho Tickets, 2 Months at a Strip Club, 27 out of 30, Strip Club Game & Soccer Hooligans, Cocaine Hook Ups, “You know what I’m talking about finger nails!”, Nuclear Physiquantics, Skeet’s Girls Basketball Team, “Who you told!?”, “…and now she’s an escort!”, She Told Her Daddy, Reggie Bush’s Girlfriend vs. Skeet’s Girlfriend, 2Pac, Danny Boy, & Jodeci – Toss It Up, Zo Gets Back, “You left those back in Vegas with your Game!”, Skeet The Teflon Don, “What’s Up White People!”, “You got no right to judge me!”, The Leash is Short, My Hands are Better, Smiley Face on My Phone, The Real Just Clownin’, FCC is Watching, Sammy “The Bull”, Mafia Wives, and introducing Loretta & Slug. Love us!
Back to the same ol’ schedule that you love! Skeet starts with another Rousing Intro, Still Revolving Around These Nuts, Skeet’s Next Car, Lamar Odom, Sunroofs & Bird Shit, Rage Against the Machine, Muse, One Day as a Lion, Audioslave, The 69 Boys & T-Bird Opening, Ace of Base, Freshman Football 1993, “That’s my bitch Snax… He carries my books!”, Prince Concert?, Suga Free and DJ Quik Coming in Concert, I SAW THE SIGN AND IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIGN, Skeet Needs to Think…, Zo’s Favorite 90′s Pop Song, “When me and Chevy Boy got arrested at City Walk…”, Hot Topic, Suga Free’s New Album, “I gotta go pick up some money from some bitches!”, “You ain’t a pimp if you ain’t getting paid!”, and you Ran into a ‘Hoasis’ and couldn’t make a Dollar! Don’t get mad, I’m only bein’ real!
Remember way back in the day when Skeet and Big Sexy.com was the site you came to for the hottest shit in the world!? Yeah we know you do! Allow us to refresh your memories while Going down with the Ship, Just Bullshittin’, “We get what we give!”, Skeet’s Retardation, Anomaly in the Matrix, Methadone, Public Service Announcement, Ambien, Sleeping Angry, “Can we see your wrists?”, Benedryl, Nyquil Dreams, Psychedelic Roller Coasters, Dr. Kardashian?, Skeet Cut His Hair, “Waves deep as Redondo Beach!”, Widow’s Peak, Skeet Deflects, Carmageddon, “Thinking about Pussy lately?”, Miami Bitches, Brooke Hogan, Bruce Banner and the Gamma Rays, “She’s destined to Hulk Up!”, The Hogan Pose Down, Chevy Boy, Squeaky Clean Skeet, Teflon Don, Sammy “The Bull” Gravano, and You Freeloaders need to Represent! Preach!
Allow me to take you back to May 4th, 2010 when your boys Skeet and Big Sexy brought you into their bathrooms and changed the Game. One year later we take this shit to another level. When Skeet called me a few weeks ago and told me he almost shit on himself at the gym, I knew we had to do a Part 2. This show focuses on Near Misses and Horror Stories of our Past. Enjoy!
I love Curvy, Tan Skinned Exotic Women! Perfect example would be Kim Kardashian a few years back when she was dating Reggie Bush. That was her prime. After they broke up I expected him to go the normal NFL player route and start dating a white girl, but no. Judging by the latest Babe of the Week, Reggie and I have exactly the same type and I don’t know how I feel about that!
Here we go again on some real shit! Skeet starts with a dope ass Intro, Team Skeet, Urban Dictionary, Air Skeet Sneakers, Mandrake Swinging on Balls, Antoine’s Kobe Dick Riding Comment, Big Hypocrite Sexy, Skeet’s Selective Memory, The Republican Caucus, “The Whitest thing you could’ve said unless you were speaking German!”, “Did it just get a little brown in here!”, The Grinch That Stole Christmas, Five Inch Long Nipple Hair, Skeet’s Long Hair, “OOOHHH Shit, you look just like Huey Newton!”, Baby Hair Mustache, Landing Strip, Eating Asians, “… I don’t want to get wet!”, Gray Hairs, Jack and Imodium, “I Quarantined the Area!”, Cerritos College Mental Hospital, Skeet got 5150′d, “I got problems, I’m liable to do shit!”, and “this’ll keep your dick hard!”. Only on The Bush and you love it that way. Tell a Friend!
Back to the Debate! We left off with Skeet thinking Dirk Nowitski is a Center, saying Larry Bird was overrated, and Bill Russell could hang with today’s NBA Players. In this show we compare the numbers of Wilt Chamberlain and other NBA Superstars then ties a nice bow on our Fantasy Teams by adding Him and Hakeem Olajuwon instead of our shitty Centers. Enjoy it!
The long awaited Reaction to our Comment Board NBA Shit Talking is finally here! In case you missed it we started going off on whether Dirk Nowitzki is one of the Top 20 Basketball Players of All-Time. That’s when shit hit the fan! It turned into a NBA Free-for-All based around Skeet saying Dirk is a Center! We created Fantasy Teams around Dirk and Patrick Ewing in the Paint. Number One Super Fan, Mandrake jumped in with his Old Ass Team and got clowned. If you’re even mildly into Basketball this show is a must listen!
My bad, I thought I had a new show scheduled for yesterday, but I guess not. So instead of the Babe of the Week you get a Just Clownin’ show. Expect to hear the Dopest Intro Ever, Getting Ready for NBA Clownin’, Friends of the Bush, “I had that bitch sleepin’ all day!”, “Your bitch must be tired!”, Chris Hansen, Skeet Pauses for a Phone Call, The National Enquirer, Chris Hansen, Jesus, and The Bible, “Why Don’t You Have a Seat?”, “Kid Fuckers are funny!”, Axel Rose Before Coke, Lucille’s BBQ, Skeet’s New Hair, Big Sexy’s 5 Inch Long Nipple Hair, Age Ain’t Nothing But A Number, “I’m not gonna touch that shit!”, Plausible Deniability, Mandrake’s Kissing Cousins, Hoof to Ear Ratio, “MY SON”S A PONY!”, and The Designated White Guy. Good Shit for the Weekend!
How long have you been riding with The Bush? Are you fan enough to know about The Top Ten List of Titty Movies? If you don’t go back that far (first of all, you suck) you’d know that I dominated that list with my unprecedented knowledge. This is the List that Skeet gets his revenge! I gotta tell you, this is the most highly contested List in the Shows History! Trust me, shit gets real when Skeet forgets The Million Dollar Man and when I put The Rock at #5. Buckle Up, Bitches!
Happy 4th Weekend! Hope you keep all your fingers cause we’re clownin’ again. Expect to hear about the Barefoot Bandit, Breaking the Law, “Suck our dicks!”, Skeet the Judge, “You know you did wrong!”, Uncle Tom, “It’s pretty Dark in there!”, “I just described your whole family!”, Say Something, Bob Marley!, Neighborhood Police, “There’s always work at the post office!’, Free Game on The Bush, Corona Familiar, Rosie Perez in White Men Can’t Jump, Michelle Rodriguez is Mexican?, “She’s one of the chosen ones!?”, “Take care of your half black GODSON!”, “She’s PUERTO RICAN!, she’s not one of us!”, Planning a Wedding or Bailing You Out of Jail, and “She’s my Al Cowlings”! Love it!
The last Babe of the Week, Riley Steele, helped bring more Blondes to the list, but just as lacking is Big Booty, Ethnic, Hip Hop Video Girls from the mold of the rapidly depleting Kim Kardashian. Enter Tehmeena Afzal. Definitely not new to the game, but definitely worth a spot in Bush History!
