As soon as the weather heats up, so do your boys! We’re balls deep in the Summer of Racism and we have an interesting topic for your asses plucked straight from the lives of Skeet and Big Sexy themselves. Now seriously think about it… have you ever had a conversation with someone that you knew looked at you a little “different”? Maybe not in a negative way, but definitely “different”. This is our take on some shit that you might want to keep your eyes open for in the future cause shit is PREVALENT!
Another time around, the same old Clownin’ ass shit! Expect to hear Skeet Macking in The Club, Small Hands, Burger King Commercial, “We’re here we’re queer, get used to it!”, Dallas Mavericks 2011 NBA Champions, Dirk Nowitski vs. Patrick Ewing, Dirk is not a Center!, The Skeet and Big Sexy NBA Draft, Michael Jordan vs. Kobe Bryant, Magic Johnson vs. John Stockton, Reggie Miller vs. Larry Bird, Shaquille O’Neal vs. Dennis Rodman, Who’s taking the shot!?, Hack-A-Shaq, Wilt Chamberlain, Outside Shooters vs. Inside Presence, By Game 15…, Jake’s Team, Rony Seikaly, The Best NBA Other Guy Team, Scottie Pippen vs. John Starks, Detlef Schrempf vs. Larry Johnson, Mark Price vs. Rod Strickland, Cedric Ceballos vs. Toni Kukoc, Dikembe Mutumbo vs. Arvydas Sabonis. What a Game! Your welcome!
Here we go again, back to the real shit, and by real shit I mean we’re Just Clownin’ again! Expect to hear Skeet’s Short Intro, Mr. Johnson’s Dead, “Looked like a Snake attacked him!”, Accidental Tranny Porn, Cirque du Soleil, Sucking Your Own Dick… Again!, “It’s my dick!!”, The Matrix, Water Hose Gone Crazy, “Bitch I can do it myself if I wanted to.. I don’t need you!”, Deepthroating Yourself!, “See my Adam’s apple moving!?”, David Hasselhoff, Tommy Lee, Michael Jackson, Hugh Hefner’s Ex-Fiance, Crystal Harris, Mercy Pussy, Lionel Ritchie, and Fucking Nicole Ritchie.
I don’t know what more we can do to get you guys to learn some game from us! All we’ve done for well over Three Years now is show that we know how shit works in the real world. We know how men should act in order to command Respect and Get Pussy! We’ve even gone as far as to start The Bush Handbook to give you a new Bible with less bullshit then the original to live your lives by. Case in point is this Chapter where we teach you some of the shit that a Grown Man should know, if for no reason for he should just know it! Listen and Learn! It’s the last time I’m gonna tell you!
I know, I know, I’ve been too gay for all of you lately! You can’t handle the truth. Whatever. We’re Clownin’ again so expect to hear about some Green Label Jack Daniels in a Flower Vase, Mayonnaise Jars, “Speaking of little hands…”, Elvis Crespo – Suavemente, The Prettiest ‘Niggas’ of All-Time, Prince, El DeBarge, Shalamar, Skeet’s Hair, Low Tide, Matt Pinfield, Sandra Bullock & her Black Baby, Neo-Nazi “Jokesters”, “You know your daddy a racist!”, The 20th Anniversary of the Greatest Homeboy Moment in History, “Are we really gonna have this conversation!?”, Skeet Kicks the Cord!, The Bush Playhouse Presents…, Thomas Guides, “GO JUICE GO!”, “RIDE or DIE!”, Greg Anderson and the Greatest Homeboys of All-Time. Love it!
It is what it is, and what it is, is what you what! We’re Clownin again so expect to hear another awesome Skeet Intro, Skeet Eating Pussy, “Does your girlfriend have butthole hair?”, 69, “Your Nose is all butthole!”, Poke Flied Lice, Just Whatever #1, Tussin Shot Glass, 1-2-3 Kid Somersault into some Pussy!, Zo Le Snake, “Chupa la Pinga!”, Rosetta Stone, Tijuana, Mexico, Beemerz, Benz, & Bentley, Skeet can’t hold down the show, Paseo Toilet Paper, Genetically Impossible, “I’m gonna lick it once!”, Silence is Golden, What’s Wrong With My Scarf?, “… connected to my Prince Albert!”, “Pull your cock out, let me taste it!”, There’s been 5 times I could’ve seen your dick!”, “Like the biggest house in Smurfville!”, Singing in the Shower, and Vodka Ensure & a Brandy Pedialite. You know you missed our melodious voices!
Porn makes the World go Round! At least we like to think so here on The Bush, even though it might not be represented in the Babes of the Week. I always wanted to bring the Unknown Bitches to the table, Porn Girls, no matter how sexy, seemed too easy. Every once in a while there’s an exception to the rule, Riley Steele is that girl! The 2011 AVN Crossover Star of the Year and overall Sexy, Fuck Puppet was just too hot to pass by. Enjoy!
It’s been a good weekend to be a Miami Heat Hater! I’m just saying! Is everybody with me on hating Lebron James now after he said all of you have shitty lives and he’s better then you cause he’s rich and awesome? Yeah, Good Times. As far as this show, we’re Clownin’ again so expect to hear… “You get what you pay for!”, Danny Tanner, Uncle Jesse, & Joey, Harmonicas & Scarves, The Boondocks, One of Jesus Christ’s Disciples, Tony Romo got Married, Nate Newton’s Daughter, 340 in a 288 World, “Naw, I Want Two Chickens!”, Gossip Girl vs. Glee, Blake Lively’s Naked Pictures, Skeet the Movie Critic, Facebook Game, Kim Kardashian got Engaged, Audrina Patridge is Losing It, “Fuck the Burger and Eat Her or Eat the Burger and Fuck Her… wait what!?”, “High Yellow” vs. “The Chocolate Ass Nigga”, Reggie Bush, Creamy on the Inside, 20.5 Karat Engagement Ring, The Emergency Broadcasting Service, “Tuck in your lips!”, The Kardashian Investment, “Kevin Federline, that Ho!”, and Skeet’s Custard Soufflé. Good Shit!
Let’s start another 400, shall we!? Of course you know we’re Just Clownin’. Expect to hear Skeet’s Gaping Intro, Paseo Toilet Paper, Itching Powder, “It’s a thinker about the stinker!”, Packing for the Rapture, Pippen is Trippin’, “So how’s Mike doing?”, The Best Other Guy Ever?, Kobe Coming Off The Bench, Michael Jordan vs. Lebron James, Shaquille O’Neal, Say My Name, Say My Name!!, Muhammed Ali & Mike Tyson, Kobe Bryant vs. Michael Jordan, Kevin Durant’s Future, “Can’t Beat ‘Em, Join ‘Em!”, and Kobe + Mike Brown = No More Rings. Fuck Yeah!
Yes, Mandrake… It appears like it’s turning into a Babe of Every Two Weeks, but you know I’m gonna bring the Heat! Here’s another UK Special for your ass by the name of Kelly Andrews. Huge Tits on a 21 Year Old Frame! What else do you need to know!
Thankfully this night is over! I don’t remember half the shit we talked about and I’m sick of hearing myself slurring and stumbling over every fucking thing I say. Plus Skeet is starting to get Philosophical so you know it’s way past our Recording Bedtime. This show wasn’t good enough to carry the 400 moniker so this gets the 399 and a half. Besides its only like 12 minutes long while we were waiting for Zo to come pick us up. Thursday is the Real Legit Four Hundredth Episode, Stay Tuned. In this show we talk about The Rapture of course, Germans, Michael Jordan Socks, and still Swimmin’ in White Women! Have Fun!
Like a Glass of Metamucil, Let’s keep this shit moving! Expect to hear Two Drunk Motherfuckers entertaining you with slurred jokes about The Rapture, “I wanna get Raptured Tonight!”, What’s Inside Your Bunkers?, White Jesus, The Master Race?, Arrowhead Water, Hot Pockets & Pissy Water, The Anarchist Cookbook, “I see a lot of Crackers, mostly Triscuts though”, Miracle Whip, Cream Soda & Spicy Doritos, Street Fighter II, Knotts Berry Farm, Machinima, Skeet’s T-Shirt, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar vs. Jerry West, and then Skeet Makes a Basketball Point. Enjoy the Drunkness!!
We’re still Rapture Clownin’, Bitches! And we’re drunk as fuck! It’s kind of the best and worst thing about doing these shows, I seriously don’t remember what we talked about Two Saturdays ago, but thanks to the wonders of technology I get to relive that night like it was yesterday! Unfortunately, that also means I get to hear me Say Fuck Jesus and other assorted bullshit! Whatever, let’s do it again. Today we continue with The Rapture (Of course!), “Jesus has been late!”, Charles Barkley’s Top 10 List, “We never had anyone kicked out of the Hall of Fame before!”, Reggie Miller vs. The New York Knicks, Great Players with No Rings, Dan Marino, Skeet Checks his E-mail During the Show, Short Term Memory, “So somebody died…”, Skeet Checks his Text, and Lil’ Wayne. No Regrets!
After the Rapture came and went with all the excitement of a Wet Fart, and Memorial Day Weekend wasn’t much more then that. So we’re back in the Mix with another Just Clownin’ for you… And we’re fucked up!! Expect to hear Skeet’s Niggarish Intro, The NBA Playoffs, Nascar’s All-Star Game, Mandrake’s 60th Birthday, What Would Jesus Do?, Plus 1 to Heaven, “Jesus should start small!”, Rapture Preparedness Kit, “I’ll take care of your pets!”, “I ain’t pulling the plastic off that black thing!”, Luggage?, Dominatrix Outfits & Mesh Tank Tops, October 21st, One Hour ’til Judgement Day…?, “I would Rape everybody!!”, “No Take Backs!”, If there is a Heaven or Hell…, and Fuck the Rapture and Fuck Jesus! We we’re fucked up beyond belief and guess what… We have Three More Shows from that night! Enjoy!
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