Two Years and A Lot of Bullshit Later… We’ve Hit One Hundred and Fifty Episodes of Just Clownin’. Hopefully we did this Monumental Show Justice. I’ll be honest, we’re all over the place on this one, flossing every ounce of Clownin’ Skills and of course we get on all of our Boys who’ve been riding with us since Number One and Beyond. Enjoy!
Here we go again! In the middle of a Just Clownin’ Memorial Day Weekend! Let’s jump right in! Skeet’s Intro brings up Bad Memories of Bad Breath, Pre-Rapture Talk, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Pimp of the YEAR or DECADE?, Secret 10 Year Old Kids, Media Reaction, “Are we in the Media?”, Tiger Woods, The Rusty Trombone, VH1 Reality Shows, Tiger’s Payroll, “That ain’t yo daddy!”, Arnold Fucks The Brown, “That Fertile Mexican Pussy!”, South Park 2011, Maria Shriver = Skeletor, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Chris Latta, First Class Hall of Famer, Transformers Prime & G.I. Renegades on The Hub, Maria’s Money, “He’s old as fuck, but he’s still the Terminator!”, X-Men: First Class, Thor, “Hitler’s Dream?”, Pee Wee Herman as Loki, Natalie Portman’s Ass, and Keep it Circumsized!
How about some ASS for Memorial Day Weekend?! I agree. New Babe of the Week, Pam Rodriguez is a Veteran of the L.A. Car Show and Bikini Contest Circuit. She might not be the M.J. of the world, but she’s in the conversation. No Nipples this week, but a Perfect Cali Body in light of the Unofficial Start of Summer. Enjoy!
I didn’t forget today… It’s time for an all new installment of Just Clownin’ Exclusively on SkeetandBigSexy.com, but the fact that you’re here tells me that you already knew that. In this episode expect to hear D.R.S’s 90′s Classic Gangsta Lean in Honor of a Fallen Hero, Take it to Church!, The Mega Powers, R.I.P Randy “Macho Man” Savage, BE A MAN, HOGAN!, The Hogan Comeback?, Miss Elizabeth & Lex Luger, Cycling Off?, Vince & Linda McMahon, Macho in the Top 5?, Coming Soon Top 10 Wrestlers, Hector “Macho” Camacho, “That’s not a Mexican, that’s a Wetback!”, Snap Into A Slim Jim’s, Sasquatch Jizz, “That’s the second best jizz I ever tasted!”, “How do I always get Gay when I’m Drunk!?”, The Macho Coffin, The Next Rapture is Scheduled for Skeet’s Birthday, Kim Kardashian, The Wonder Twins, Luther Campbell for Mayor, “Can I just Eat your Ass, please!?”, The “Is that a Scarf?” Look, A Little Pussy Ain’t a Bad Thing, Luke’s Daughter, “You was conceived to this, baby!”, “Back it up like yo mama does in the Hoochie Mama Video!”, Jake the Conspiracy Theorist, and “Who’s Lo Main?” Love it hardcore!
So you’ll never guess what I almost forgot to do tonight? I’ll give you a Hint… You’re about to Listen to It! It’s been so long since we had any new shit to put up, plus I usually Pre-Schedule all of the shows ahead of time, so Yes… I forgot. But in the true sense of the Show, You get what You get, When I give it to you. It’s not like you should expect anything other then a Just Clownin’ anyways! In this show we cover a ton of the Old Shit we haven’t got to in the past month’s mini vacation we took from The Bush including The Death of Osama Bin Laden. Enjoy Bitches!
Come On, Guys… did you seriously think we wouldn’t represent The Rapture on The Bush? We’ve been building up this bullshit for 3 Years going back to our now Infamous “Praise The Lord” episodes! There’s No Way in Hell or Heaven that we would let this monumental day of Insanity pass us by. We dedicate this to all of the sinners out there who got left behind… Meaning Everyone on The Planet.
Would you believe that May is the Two Year Anniversary of Skeet’s most significant contribution to the show? Yeah, it seems like only yesterday he told me to just turn on the Mic’s and let it rip. I know we’ve talked about it off and on a few times here and there, but it’s abundantly clear in this show that I wanted nothing to do with this Revolution. Let me set up the scenario for you that brought on Just Clownin’… It was right after our 1 Year Anniversary and only Three Months on the New Website. I was dealing with putting the Site back up online after it Crashed because of all of you overwhelming our servers. I didn’t have time to write out any new topics or produce any new show topics so Skeet being in one of his Electric/Alcoholic Moods wanted to keep the party moving. I agreed and 2 Years Later… We’re Recording #150 this Weekend! Not only did this start a New Era for the show, but shortly after this I created the First Intros for the Show as well. All in All, Good Fuckin’ Times. Expect to hear Another Couple Hundred of these in the future cause you know you’re boys ain’t going anywhere!!
Hey bitches! Even with Skeet smackin’ all over the mics, you know you love the shit we’ve been putting out lately. Another Great Week of Pimpin’. Here we go again Skeet starts us off with “Like a fat Kid trying to pop his Lap Band”, “The Tortilla was gonna be my dads downfall!”, Hide the Tortillas!, The KFC/Taco Bell Combo, “Earn your Lap Band with the New KFC Snacker”, The Whore Naps & The Forty Coozie, The UFC Fights, G.S.P. is the G.O.A.T., Oklahoma City Thunder and The Memphis Grizzlies, Manu Ginobili, Moment of Silence, The Summer of Racism is Coming, “Keep it Dereche!”, The Royal Wedding Phenomenon, Kanye West, Wedding Party’s at 2am, “All she cares about is Black Dick!”, Swimming in White Women, British Accents, “Why can’t you sound like Austin Powers?’, AZ & Darrin, The Duchess of Cambridge, What’s Gonna Be Better.. The First Gay Kid or The First Black Boyfriend?, Snoop’s Son, and DONATE BITCHES!!!
You seriously didn’t think I’d leave you all alone on Friday the 13th without a New Babe of the Week did you? Of course not! Your lives are scary enough on their own. So how about a Super Sexy and Curvy Japanese Girl to help keep you warm? Cause we all know if you couldn’t get lucky on a normal night, tonight is out of the question.
We’re back in the Mix bitches, and of course we’re Still Clownin’! We’ve been Clownin’ since 1993, “You better call Mandrake”, The Bush Test, “Lo Main I want you Back!”, Come and Blow my Whistle, Machinima.com, Nerds Making Movies for Other Nerds, “Like you own Stock in the Company or something!”, Video Game Consoles, Matt Pinfield Trending on Twitter, Mortal Kombat, “What else do you do in between jack time?”, Skeet The Corporate Shill, “Hit me up, I got a Guy!”, Star Wars Galaxies, Lando & Jar Jar Binks, Skeet vs. Big Sexy, Madden Football, 85 to 15, “Will you blow John Travolta right now in the name of your truth!”, Cover Three Defense – Bump the Corners – Blitz off the Edge, “Dick… Hike!”, John Madden, “Just say it’s First and 10, one time”, “Just give me a BOOM!”, Roger Goodell at the Draft, and Breaking News… The Lockout is Back On! Word!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the internet… Skeet’s Chewing Returns! I’m sorry I let the smacking onto the show. Just like 9/11… Never Again! As far as the Clownin’ goes, Matt Pinfield comes to the Show, MTV VJ’s, DJ Colgate, XO Brandy, Christian Brothers, E&J, Presidente, Paul Masson, French Fries from Belgium, “Damn Big Sexy must be old!”, Tottenham Hotspur, Frank & Jamie McCourt Ruining the Los Angeles Dodgers, Colin Kaepernick, High Yellow, Red Bone, “We’re 0 for 3 on this show!”, Jim Harbaugh & The San Francisco 49ers, Sucking Alex Smith’s Cock, The Santa Clara Miners?, Canada is White, Southern Plantation Owners and The Great White North. Don’t bust that Nut Yet!
Today would’ve been the perfect day to Premiere our New Series “The MotherFuckers”, but we didn’t do any shows this weekend so you’ll have to wait a couple weeks. We went to the Bar on Friday night and I was lazy watching Soccer all day yesterday so no Babe of the Week, but you will get 4 Fresh and Crispy, Just Clownin’ Shows this week! Starting today with Future Hall of Famer Bill Withers, The Big Boy Beer, Beer Handles, “How can we make getting Drunk more easy?”, Beer Cans instead of Bullets, Skeet gives Blood, “Black Guy… 31″, Flesh Colored Band-Aids, Yahoo Dominoes, “Is this something I can dance to with a Scarf?”, Kim Kardashian – They Playin’ My Jam!, Dennis Rodman Rapping, “Michael J. Fox, let’s stutter some shit together!”, Maya Angelou, “We love Whores!”, Rocky Marathon, Partying in The 80′s, How Many Bitches Did Magic give AIDS to?, Making AIDS Funny?, “Winning… Healing… Money!”, New Episodes of South Park, Apple and Terms of Agreement, Sons of Anarchy, “You can’t have Tubbs!”, Holly Sampson, Bree Olsen & Charlie Sheen, “Taxes.. DUI!… Losing!”. If you listen to the show with headphones like I do, I apologize for Skeet chewing gum on the show, It’ll never happen again!
Do you know where your bitches are? Well we know where you’re at cause you’re reading this and listening to another rousing edition of Just Clownin’. We start by talking about a World of Never Ending Pimpin’, Forever Pimpin’ Clothing Line, Gator Everything!, John Witherspoon, Let’s Talk About Porn, The Porn Capitol of the World, “Let me get a Chicken Fajita and a Bitch”, Using the Website to Catch a Bitch, Describing Skeet’s Bitches, Hippos, Pelicans, & Walruses, G Rated Porn, “No Handcuffs, No Spit… You’re Gay!”, Gangbang Bitches are Dope!, The Double P, “The Quadruple Changed My Life”, Skeet the Porn Snob, Tranny Porn on YouPorn.com, Kinky Videos, Humiliation & Domination, “Bitch looked like a Creamsicle!”, “Something doesn’t add up!”, “Real Crazy Amateur Drunk Sluts!”, College Dorm Room Porn, Net Video Girls, “What would you do if you were Naughty right now!?”, Skeet Loves a Rough Bitch, Dark Chocolate & Nuts, Zo on the Dating Game, The Bear Fuck, Skeet Revives Fate in the Black Community, and Harry Potter! Love It!
No More Sick Skeet, the Clownin’ Bastard showed up and is going off on the world! Mainly Me, but whatever! We’re Just Clownin’ again and we brought out the Big Guns. It starts with Skeet clownin on my CPU, The Good Towels, Skins, Prince is in LA, “That’s a pretty Nigga, Dogg!”, Ass Licking 101 with Zo & Jake, Our Friends on the Show, 2008 Skeet on the Mic, Scarves on The Bush, Zo’s Closet of Blouses, Mint Condition, “She’s dead now though”, Mickey Rooney and George Burns, Rhythm Nation Tour 1990, What’s the Craziest Thing You Ever Re-Gifted?, Skeet and the Pager Head, My Grandmothers Gift for Jennifer, Little Red Corvette, Plastic Splash Guard, CPU on the Chest, Chocolate Starfish, “Get your 15.6 inch Titties over here!”, Net Video Girls, and Skeet is Too Dirty for this Show! I told you we were Clownin’!
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