The last of the Sleepy Skeet shows touches on a really good topic that on some level we’ve been Feeling Up for years now. Almost as long as the Priests were touching Mandrake! But I digress. We stole this bronze topic from Mademan.com and spun it into gold… Again! New Clownin’ Drunk Shows all Next Week, I Promise! Enjoy!
It’s 11:23 right now and I’ll be honest, I almost bailed on the Babe of the Week again, but then I remembered my newest recruit, Lacey Banghard. After my boner went away I felt I needed to share this 18 year old, Mixed British Goddess with all of you! Enjoy!
Happy NFL Draft Day People! Can you believe it’s Just Clownin’ 140? Me neither! Whatever, now I know we never went anywhere so the phrase “We’re Back!” probably doesn’t mean much, but I will say this… The Alcohol was Definitely Back for this show and if you’ve listened to anything on this site, you know that means a grip! Unfortunately for me, this means Skeet’s awake and kicking on all cylinders. He starts up on my new scarf and then just keeps going. Does anybody remember the last time we had a funny Black Guy on the show? It has to be going on a couple months now. But Yes… He’s Back!!
The Internet’s King of Topics but Horrible Execution, Mademan.com came up with another one that we had to spruce up and bring to your attention. Yes, we both know that in the truest sense it’s pretty easy, but for the few of you out there who thing you’re doing shit, but you still can’t get a bitch and better yet, the Lame dudes in your club who let’s say look and act like Skeet, are pulling chicks… maybe this show is for you. Think of this as a Bush Handbook Special Report! Enjoy!
I’m sorry I’ve been absent from the site this week, but after a busy Passover I had to prepare to host my Traditional Easter Sunday Dinner. While the Ham is in the Oven, I thought I’d serve you up a tasty Just Clownin’ Casserole! We did some Fire on Friday Night so expect me to mix them in with the last of Skeet’s Sick Shows from last week. Don’t worry they’re all funny, especially if you like laughing at Skeet! To make up for 3 Days on the Site with No Updates and especially no Babe of the Week, look for Three More New Shows this week and I promise a New Babe on Friday! I’m off to put on my Easter Suit along with my Scarf. Yes I said Scarf! Stay Tuned!!
Are you up for a Quickie? If you listen carefully you can hear Mandrake’s Wife say “Not again!”, but I digress. If you heard our last Episode of The Bush Handbook you know we’re on a Vehicle kick, so we thought it might be a good idea to List out all of our Favorite Vehicles of All-Time. Now as always in these list shows, I take it a little more literal and Skeet … well Skeet is Skeet. You’ll see.
Does anybody remember The Bush Hall of Fame? If for some reason you only come to the Big Site for Weekly Updated Shows you’re missing out on legitimately some of the Best Game we’ve ever unleashed, online! The Bush Hall of Fame is where we shed light to the Unsung Heroes and Objects that helped shape our lives. Do yourselves a favor and check it out in The Rundown! This time around we Induct a The Greatest Hip Hop Voice of All-Time and An Under-Appreciated Utensil of Cleanliness! Enjoy!
If you’re new to the site and don’t know everything there is to know about Skeet and Big Sexy and how we can make something so Random, Hilarious and at the same time Knowledgeable and Informative… This is one of those shows you need step up to. Now we say this all the time when it comes to The Bush Handbook, hopefully you’ll take this shit to heart and learn a little bit of game and help you through your miserable lives. For those of you from broken homes, let Skeet and Big Sexy be your daddy’s! Put down your Bibles and study The Bush Handbook!Besides you know damn well your mom is Down to Fuck!
Do you know who you’re listening to!? No, Really… Do you know where you’re at right now!? Are you sure you want to be here!? Most importantly… Do you know what to expect from the Skeet and Big Sexy Experience!? If you answered Yes to these questions… Press Play and Have Fun with the Realness!! If for some reason you answered No to any of these questions and are susceptible to getting butt hurt over some real shit getting spit in your direction, maybe you should direct your browser over to Hannah Montana or something more delicate for you to digest and understand! This is your boys right here and we ain’t going nowhere! Would you believe Skeet said I had to step up my game!? Enjoy or get the fuck off the site!!
Technically we never left, but officially we’re back in the mix! We recorded brand new shows today! And of course we started with a Just Clownin’ Show! But because we’ve been away from the mics for so long and because when we did do shows the past month we weren’t alone (as I’m guessing you probably heard), we really didn’t talk about anything. Even less then usual to be honest with you! Now I’m listening to this show while I’m typing this out and Skeet started talking shit about me not being there, but he didn’t say a god damn thing either!!! But don’t take my word for it! This is our first show back in a long time so bare with us! We get funny as hell coming up very soon! And if you thought this shit gets real… wait for the next one! You know your boys!
The Last Couple Weeks on The Bush have been interesting to say the least. We’ve had Two very different Guests and a plethora of crazy ass bullshit to sift through. In case you got lost in the mix and are wondering where your boys have been, we did this show last week in our Hotel Room to make sure you have something to remember why you come to this dope ass website! In this show we critique both of our homeboys on the show and then in true Just Clownin’ Fashion we talk about The Celebrity Apprentice and Wrestlemania 27. Don’t worry bitches, your boys are still here!
The Triumphant Conclusion of Tray’s Big Night takes a Surprise turn towards the Supernatural! If you remember last week, Zo started his Clownin’ Session with some Alien Talk and I never thought I would say this, let alone think it, but I owe Zo an apology cause Tray’s about to boldly go where no man has gone before! For Better or Worse, I literally can’t put into words what you’re about to hear! I’ve listened to this show 5 times now and it still shocks me. Between the Conspiracy Theories and The Zombie Survival Rules, Tray’s appearance will never be forgotten! Yes, I admit I wasn’t around for the first two shows, but Skeet completely checked out on this one and I don’t blame him one bit! Long story short, we love our homeboy, but the show’s gonna need some time to recover before Tray’s Ghetto Zombie Hour comes back on! Have fun people, while we still have time!
Seriously, all jokes aside… I don’t think ya’ll are ready for the Twins that I have in store for you this week! To be completely honest, this Babe of the Week took me longer then all the rest of them to put up because I had to stop in the middle and Jack Off! It’s that serious this week people! Every so often I find some shit that even surprises me… Mariana & Camila Davalos are those women! American Born… Columbian Raised… Immortalized on The Bush!
Yes, I will admit that I did get a little lost in that first show, but can somebody please tell me where my spot to jump in was? It was like playing double dutch, I could never get with the flow and find my opening. But don’t trip people… It’s about to get worse! To steal a phrase from Chris Rock, this shows about to get “Bigger and Blacker” then anything we’ve ever done. I jump in the backseat on this show as well, but for a reason. Skeet and Tray start reliving their Glory Days of 1993 together and I wasn’t around yet. Despite this conversation taking the show further into the hood then I ever expected, I gotta admit, it is a good story. Unfortunately for all of you, or more specifically Tray’s Superstar Status… The next two shows are unlistenable and those are the ones that they felt they were getting “Realest”. But all you Tray Fan’s (Including his #1 Fan… Himself!) don’t you worry, we got one more Exciting Show for you next week where he talks about the seriousness of the Impending Zombie Attack! Just wait!
With the Introduction of one of our Oldest and Most Ghetto Homies, it’s about to get real Black in this motherfucker, and that’s all I’m gonna say about that. Consider yourselves warned! Anyways, just like with Zo we’ve been trying to get this dude on the show for a minute now and with his Birthday Trip leaving at 6 in the morning, we thought we might as well pull an all-nighter and knock this shit out while we have the chance. Unfortunately, all three of us got so fucked up that nobody noticed that the show wasn’t recording right. The Microphones were popping and cracking or on one show just weren’t turned on at all. Because of that, some of the shows are lost forever, but don’t worry, you’ll get plenty of the Hood Love that Tray’s spitting out for your consumption! Enjoy!
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