Here we go again! We’re still in the Mix with our homeboy Zo and since we’re all properly liquored up the Clownin’ is about to get Raw! Now you might remember Skeet trying to call me out that I wasn’t stepping up to the plate and doing my thing in the first shows… After a couple Jacks, your boy is ready to throw the blows. Skeet gets Most of the Uppercuts and Haymakers, but don’t trip, Zo’s chin isn’t safe either. Believe it or not, this is nothing compared to the Finale! Shit’s about to get real!
Let’s keep the bullshit rollin’ shall we! Now whether it was Alcohol related or just trying to get comfortable with the new situation, I’ll admit we never really got going in that last show, but that’s about to change! And when Skeet’s right, he’s right. We all get hit really hard at some point or another. This is the show where I take the brunt of it. Thankfully, it’s not even close to as bad as Skeet gets it in the next show, and not even a fraction of how bad Zo gets it in JC 132. Stay Tuned, this is some All-Star Clownin!
The wait has ended. In the midst of all the fake racism on the show, We add a New Black Guy! Apparently, I was out voted. Anyways, we’re Just Clownin’ again, but this time with a little help. Emphasis on the word, little! We start by introducing our Homeboy Zo, Battle: Los Angeles, “That’s how it’s GONNA happen!”, The Missing Link, UFC Preliminary Fights, Sam Cassell, Skeet Plays Executive Producer, Who Gets More Pussy, Zac Efron vs. The Bieb, Selena Gomez will Get It!, Hanson vs. The Jonas Brothers, Pussy in the 90′s, Shabba Ranks, Vampires, Frankenstein, & Werewolves, Ninjas & Rice Rockets, Area 51 & Roswell, H.A.A.R.P., and Did You Know The Government Controls the Weather? This is only the tip of the Iceberg! Stay Tuned!
When I jumped online and realized I needed to put up a new Babe of the Week I got that same feeling I used to get before a big test I didn’t study for. Luckily for all of you, I went to my Cheat Sheet of Sexy Bitches and picked the Girl at the Top of the List, Sexy UK Import… Zoe Morrell to step in and get naked for all of you. Enjoy!
Just like a Black guy to keep us waiting so long, but in fairness it is Skeet’s fault. He’s the one that sent him on a Food Run. So… because we knew we hadn’t done any shows in a awhile and didn’t know if these episodes with our Homey would even see the light of day, we felt it necessary to knock out another Just Clownin’ Show and this is what you got. We talk about what to expect from Our Guest and what we’ll probably talk about, The Best Burger You Ever Had, Yorgo’s Burger, The Habit, Skeet’s Perfect Burger, Applewood Smoked Bacon, In & Out with Bacon & Onions, “Put it anywhere you want!”, “I got the Trifecta on that Bitch!”, John Smith, “THAT’S MY WIFE… WE GOT KIDS!!”, and Watch the Donald Trump Roast on YouTube. You’re still not ready, bitches!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Fasten your Seatbelts it’s about to get really stupid in about 3 Shows. After migrating to the New Studio to accommodate Skeet’s Homeboy this is the first of a lot of bullshit to spew from our not quite drunk enough mouths. You can hear exactly how happy I am for all of this to go down just in my tone and what makes it worse is chipper Skeet trying to keep this Turd polished and ready for consumption. The crazy part is our Not-So Special Guest isn’t even here yet. This is the Epitome of “You Get What You Get, People!”… Stay Tuned if you dare!!
Back to the Studio and guess what you get… Another Clownin’ Show! And if you tip toe through the Comment World you might have seen Skeet mention some bullshit coming up, he was not lying. Stay tuned. As for this show expect to hear Our Take on everything that we missed, The Earthquake in Japan, The Trifecta of Natural Disasters, “A couple of moles, but no Cancer!”, “The best part, No… The funniest part, No…”, American Hospitality, The No Fly Zone in Libya, The NFL Collective Bargaining Agreement, Adrian Peterson, Ray Lewis, “Bigger then MLB, NBA, NHL, & MLS COMBINED!”, Payton Manning, Drew Brees, & Tom Brady Fighting for the Little Man, The First PAUSE, Props to All Our Mexican Brothers, “They’re still 75%!”, 2012 Car Issues?, “We’re men of the people!”, Sad Toyota Commercials, “WHAT’S THIS ‘WE’ SHIT!!”, The Second PAUSE, “In the History of the Bush…”, Skeet the Gentle Giant, And Introducing…! I don’t think you’re ready for this!
We’re back in the Bush Handbook now and the reason we keep forcing this shit down your throats is hopefully you’ll finally listen and learn some shit! This time we’re talking about the Things that Men Should Never Have Done. Let me warn you by saying this show is towards the end of the night and we’re both juicy and sloshed all over the place! Your boys are on fire in this one! Buckle your seatbelts!
Yes, I know I’ve been bringing the Fire on the Babes of the Week lately, I also noticed that despite being some if the Hottest Women on the Planet, they’ve been a little PG-13. So there’s only one way to fix that, One of the Sexiest Girls to hit the Porn scene in years! Slow down boys, she doesn’t do Hardcore (Yet!), but I challenge you not to get wood after watching her dance!
I almost feel bad having to put up a new episode cause the White Women need to learn about themselves, but the show must go on! We’re Clownin’ again so expect to hear another Ramblin’ Intro from Skeet, California Lottery, Mexican Lawnmowers, “After taxes… here’s a Twenty!”, Rolls Royce’s at the Kia Dealership, Delorean with a Flux Capacitor, “If it was 1987 I’d fuck the shit out of you!”, “Shake like Michael J. Fox for me!”, Twi-Hards, British to English Dictionary, Black Rappers from the UK?, David Beckham & The Spice Girls, Serious Skeet Shows Up, “Remember when you were clownin’ a minute ago?”, and God Save the Queen! Enjoy!
Just when you thought The Bush couldn’t get more Controversial after a whole show about Starting a Cult and comparing it to Scientology, Christianity, and Mormonism… We take on the Issue of the White Women Shelf Life. You might not want to talk about it or even notice it, but we’re not making this shit up! White Women lose their looks faster then any other Nationality. Check the statistics people… The Majority of the women in the world who get plastic surgery are White. We touch on the idea that it has a lot to do with affluence, but also the Fact that White Women (In our Experiences) tend to be more Superficial, Shallow, and Emotionally Damaged (Yeah I said it!) which in turn lowers their Self Esteem down to the levels needed to Go Under the Knife. If you never thought it was true before, as always, Listen and Learn Bitches!
Admit it or Not, I pretty much called Irina Shayk last year as being The Next Big Thing as far as Hot Chicks go. She’s on the top of everyones lists and not fading anytime soon. Since she’s been passed around and used up by every masturbating male in the world right about now, It’s time for me to anoint a New Next Big Thing, and another Babe of the Week. Introducing Kate Upton… Sports Illustrated’s Rookie of the Year and Future Cover Girl.
After I blew up Skeet’s half fast country, his boredom while living on the Sovereign Nation of Bushtopia has led him to want to Start a Cult. Because we have no idea Why, How, or What goes into starting a Cult, this conversation takes a turn towards How lame all the Cults and Religions YOU worship are. All the best are covered Scientologists, Christians, David Koresh, and The Mormons, OH MY!
First of all, Mandrake calm the fuck down! You get what I give you when I feel like giving it. Shit got busy this weekend so I’m sorry you had to jack off on your own. Tranquilo! I do have a new episode for you guys though and of course, we’re Clownin’! Expect to hear Skeet’s New Motto, Southwest Airlines, Carrying Extra Baggage, Skeet’s Credit Score, Taint Itch, Disneyland Tea Cups, The Humpty Dance, Losing Friends to Lameness, Putting Homies on the Show, Veto Power, “Got anything in your closet… Hang this up bitch!”, Fuck Topics, Charlie Sheen, Chubby Fours, “The FCC won’t let me be!”, The Jack Off Olympics, “I brought it up, but you took it somewhere wrong!”, and Are you ready for The Bush Cult? Stay Tuned!
So we’re back to the real shit with some shows we recorded less then 5 days ago! Expect to hear a Decent Intro from Skeet, Executive Producer Duties, “Your Mic is on, you’re just not on!”, The Big Sexy Brew, Dark Draft with a Thick Head & a Deep Dark Finish, Mr. Beer Brewing Kit, A Good Beer in the Sun…, The Skeet and Big Sexy Experience, Gallagher and a Watermelon, Skeet’s Buying a New Car, “My prostate has been acting up…”, Levar Burton’s Coincidental Television Resurgence, Wiping Up a Table on Two & a Half Men, Adam West and the Hollywood Walk of Fame, “More Fish for Kunta”, Reading Rainbow Remixes, Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show from 3 Months ago, Pop Culture in 2011, Katy Perry & Russell Brand, Justin Bieber’s Haircut, Buffalo Wild Wings, Lives of Leisure, and “Where’s the Brown?”. All this happened before Skeet ditched me at the Club for his girlfriend. Detail coming soon!
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