Have any of you guys out there been cheated on? Knowing our fans, I’m sure most of you raised your hands, but this is a first for me and I’m taking it hard. Two-Time Babe of the Week, Irina Shayk was my dirty little secret for years, but now that’s she’s on the cover of Sports Illustrated, she’s the newest hot chick everyone wants to know about. I guess I’m happy for her, I just wish things could go back to the way they were.

BigSexy@SkeetandBigSexy.com

PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 122 #356

I know I’ve been slippin’ a little with the Babes of the Week, but they’re like Skeet’s Back Splash, I have to be motivated to share. Don’t worry Mandrake, I promise one this Friday though. As for this show, we’re Just Clownin’ again. Listen for Skeet to try and get everyone to hate him, The Lazy Eye Staring Contest, 4 Camera Angles in 3D, Jacking Off in a Car, Perverted Justice, “Oh yeah, that’s just Jeff!”, Seven Figure Ballin’, The Bush Hall of Fame, Lazy Fans, “You would miss us!”, Baby Seals & Canola Oil, “Hey haters… guess what I’m gonna say next week!”, Come Home Lo Main, The Latest in Internet Porn, Webcam Bitches & Masturbating Amateurs, 3% Jerk, Jerking to the Home Shopping Network, “…you’re part Asian!”, Can You Jack Off With Your Mom on the Phone?, The Pimp Olympics, From Soft to Nut with your Mom on the Phone, Finishing 3rd, “You should’ve told me to talk dirty!”, and “When you was a kid you used to like sucking these titties!”. Yes we went there people!

SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

PLAY>>> We’re Building a Country #354

Wouldn’t it be the shit if Skeet and Big Sexy could start a Country from Scratch? The Location, The Government, The Laws, The Olympics… Everything! We know it’s random as hell, but seriously think about it! We could build the greatest empire in the history of the planet! Without further ado, Welcome to Bushtopia!

SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 121 #352

Enough with the Bullshit, Let’s get back to Clownin’! How bout All New Shows Everyday this week… Is that something you might be interested in? As for this show expect to hear the Melodious Stylings of Skeet and Barry White, Perm Flowing in the Wind, “Your dad fucked a Bitch to this song!”, “Your Cup is Half Full With Pimp Juice”, “I’m Barry White and I’m gonna get you Laid Tonight!”, David Bowie – Fame, “When I went to Prom Night with my cousin…”, Some Pig, To Topic or Not To Topic, Your White Laws, Unicorns and Cocaine, AZ’s Teeth, Yankee Wankees, Phone in my Left Hand, Cock in my Right Hand, “We’ve been way gayer than that!”, “When you’re willing to take a cock, it’s hilarious!”, “I didn’t even answer, I just nutted!”, Pubic Hair and Video Game Controllers, Skeet’s Girlfriend?, When is Big Sexy getting Pussy?, Fucking a Four, Shoulder to Shoulder in a Mazda Miata, Big Australia but Bigger, “I’m bout to bust Puss!”, Skeet’s Take on Fat Single Moms, and Skeet and Big Sexy – The Wedding Crashers. Everybody Lighten Up!

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PLAY>>> Callin’ Out Names 2011 #350

So here’s the deal… Usually, before the week I’ll schedule shows ahead of time to free up my week so I’m not a slave to this dumbass website like in the past. I thought I scheduled a show for Thursday, but apparently I was wrong. So instead of a Babe of the Week tonight, you get a new show. Now normally in a situation like this I’d toss you a Just Clownin’ Episode and you’d all be happy, but because of the two jokers in the comment board saying I’m slipping with my game, You get this show! Enjoy and watch your mouths, bitches!

SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 120 #349

We had a plan to do a pretty cool little Super Bowl Halftime Show yesterday, but Skeet got so fucked up the night before that he had to spend the day alone at his house in darkness and silence. But whatever, we’re Clownin’ again… We start with The Difference between Sober and Drunk Clownin, The Number of Fans, “NOW DONATE BITCHES!!”, How many of our Fans Hate Us?, Howard Stern, AZ, William in Plano, TX, Lo Main, Chili Frito’s!!, Taco Bell, 49 Cent Tacos, “Stop thinking, Start eating!”, Popeye’s Chicken, The Hybrid Fast Food Restaurant, “Sprite, Fanta, and Steel Reserve Chaser!”, 2nd II None, DJ Diesel at the Club, 1991, Eazy E – I’d Rather Fuck You, Egypt Fighting for Democracy, “As soon as you get Democracy, you get a White Dude!”, Shift to the War on Drugs and Music Downloads, We need The Coon, and What’s More Relevant… Skeet’s Thoughts or Big Sexy’s Game? Either way we all lose a little!

SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

Normally, a Hot and Sexy Woman starring in a movie opening this weekend and currently dating a Superstar Athlete doesn’t necessarily scream Babe of the Week. True, Minka Kelly is not a normal looking woman, but when I found out some information about where she came from, and added that to all of her sexiness, this weeks choice was a no brainer.

BigSexy@SkeetandBigSexy.com