With the New Year only Hours away, it’s time to blow out the old shit! Here’s another episode jam packed with Skeet being a dick! Expect to hear that you should be telling your friends about us, New White Monikers, “White People Steal Everything!”, “Minorities Steal Appliances!”, Stephen King Again!, Oprah’s Book Club, “I’m not even a little bit Lesbian!”, Who ate more Pussy, Skeet or Oprah?, Balls Deep on the Internet, The Pussy Eating Dilemna, “Before you hit, you gotta eat!”, Beggars can’t Be Choosers, Raising the Stakes, “I’ll Fuck you, but you gotta be the Snake tonight!”, Peanut Butter & Chocolate, Lying to Hit It, “…but here’s my dick!”, The Skeet and Used-2-Bea Show, The New Bush T-Shirt Logos, Another Skeet Random Hypothetical Question, “If you could Fly…”, “I’d shit on a Pigeon!”, Lingerie Football Games, “I just busted a Nut on Montana!”, David Blaine, 17 Windmills from Half Court, “What would you do with a 17 Inch Dick?”, Bikram Yoga, “If you’re 15 Hard, what are you Soft?”, Make it Clap!, “Is he hovering?”, and Oops Moments! If you ever wondered what kind of Shit runs through Skeet’s head… DON’T!
We haven’t done a show in a few weeks because of the Holidays and the Weather so you get a Just Clownin’! As for the show… I should’ve known not to continue my mini-topic about Books and Reading when Skeet randomly went off on Stephen King for no reason, but I kept going. And I don’t know if Skeet felt like I was Attacking his Brains or if he really feels Stephen King is Racist, but whatever it was, enjoy a rare display of Skeet and Big Sexy miscommunication! I don’t care what Skeet has to say, it raises a good question ‘How Many Books Have You Read in Your Life?”
It probably would’ve made better sense to give you this gift yesterday, but it was Christmas. I was busy Dancing with Sugar Plum Fairies, Roasting Chestnuts over an Open Fire, and Eating Mass Amounts of Tamales! It doesn’t matter when you open this though, Brittanya O’Campo has proven to be the Gift that keeps on giving! Our Latest and Greatest Unofficial Mascot of The Bush is now the First Woman ever to be named Babe of the Week… Twice. Get your tissues ready for the Biggest and Most Definitive Gallery of a deserving Sexy Piece of Ass! Enjoy!
It’s the home stretch before Christmas and all through The Bush, not a creature is stirring, not even Skeet! We’re Just Clownin’ again, Bitches! We start with some Diff’rent Strokes Game, Mr. Drummand, Dana Plato, Wiping Back to Front, Big Sexy’s Dook Adventures, “It was the messiest shit ever…”, “Do my nails look a little brownish”, Jake eats Ass, “I like it with Jelly!”, The Ass Hole Taste Challenge, “Wasn’t close enough to the Butt Hole!”, When Did Big Sexy Lose His Balls?, Lake Havasu Sucked, “Can I get some titties for Christmas?”, The Big Sexy Mack Game, Stuttering, “EXECUTE!!”, Metrosexual Mack Game, “You can’t lose your mack game!”, Skeet and His Girlfriend, “The white man holding you down again!”, “You think Mr. Drummand got any pussy?”, Willis was Fucking Dana Plato, and Chelsea Lately. RETURN OF THE MACK COMING SOON!!
We’re balls deep into the Bush Handbook right now and this time you’re gonna hear your boys take it to another level! The Clownin’ starts Fast and Furious and doesn’t let up for 15 minutes! The topic is Random and Legit at the same time! To sum it all it, do as we say, not as we do!
I know I’ve been known for putting extras on some shit in these descriptions, but I can honestly say, unequivocally, Monica Pietrasinska is the Most Beautiful and Sexy Woman I’ve ever inducted into the Babes of the Week. The words Statuesque and Sultry come to mind as well! But please don’t take my word for it… See for yourself!
On the 8th Day before Christmas, Big Sexy gave to me… another Just Clownin’ Show! The Bush is getting Huge, Dan the Man, Rebecca, AZ & her Man Slave, Foggy Friday Clownin’, Skeet’s Dry Girlfriend, Jake eats Ass!, The Clitty Committee, The Taint vs. Gooch vs. Perineum, Jack Knife, “The seam bitch!”, “So how hairy is my butt hole?”, Shaving your Asshole, The Brazilian Wax, Delicate Toilet Paper, 16 squares per wipe, Mad Fat Deuce, “Tell your mama not to buy that cheap shit!”, Dish Towels, Jack Wiping Efficiency, Brawny Paper Towels, ShamWow Blankets, Wildest Jack Accidents, Movie Theater Handjob, “Why you think I made her my girlfriend!”?, “I SWEAR IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE FACE!”, “If I had a mustache…”, “I got so soft, so fast!”, The Caterpillar, Crispy Hand Prints, Projectile Ejaculate, The Jack Olympics, Distance, Volume, Viscosity, Marathon, and The Poof sponsored by Jergens!
Only 10 Shopping Days Left before Christmas! Do you know what you’re getting me yet? Just hit that DONATION BUTTON in the Right Column and all will be forgiven. Until then, you get a Just Clownin’ Show! Expect to hear some more Random Shit, Glory Daze, 1986, Andy Richter as a Priest, “How big were her busom!”, Conan O’Brien, George Lopez, David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, The Sons of Anarchy Season Finale, No Titties in 2010, Lake Havasu, “Can I get a nipple for Christmas?”, Hairy Nipples & Moobs, “I need Titties!”, Transvestite Hookers with Double D’s, David Bowie – ‘Fame’, Illegal Paperwork, “Skeet he’s Old!”, World War III, North Korea & China vs. South Korea & U.S.A., Nuclear Weapons Summit, Chinese Bush Fans, “I love Skeet and Big Sexy, but I’m gonna fuck the U.S.A. up!”, Barack Obama, We’re moving to Canada, The Coasts are Done, Captain America, Super Soldiers & Tractor Beams, The Golf War?, “You got a missile that can hit another missile!?”, Wikileaks, and Shit Sandwich Analogies.
I’m proud of my Cowboys tonight. The Eagles are a way better team and they still could’ve won with better execution. Whatever. No worries though. When they were driving down the field it reminded me of better times! Back when Football was a Real Sport played by Real Men! There’s too many pussies running around on the 49ers, I mean field nowadays. It seems The NFL Network noticed that recently and decided to put together a List of who they thought were the Greatest 100 Players of All-Time. They compiled a panel of so called experts and this is the bullshit that they came up with!
Back to the Regular Shit, we’re just Clownin’ again! Expect to hear the origins of The Jamaican Show, “Move ya car…”, Cracking your Cock, “Your little 90 Degree Angle”, “Lick the Tip and call 911!”, “My dick needs to get it’s own mic!”, Shaft Hairs, Growing to the Light, Uncircumcised Penises, 15 Inch Cocks, “You’re sucking up my whole screen with all that dick!”, Pouring Milk, Super Soaked that Ho, Asian Stereotypes, Skeet and Big Sexy Tour the Internet, KeezMovies.com, Pinkworld.com, Alanah Rae, PornHub.com, YouPorn.com, Free HD Porn, Brittney Skye, Old Fat Bitch, Black Girls in Porn, Jada Fire, Wrist Stretches & Finger Push-Ups, Freeones.com. Google for Porn?, Balls Deep in the World, “Brittney Skye Drunk”, Frat Party Porn, “Are they watching me, too?”, Fucking for an Audience, “Smell like my Nuts in this hallway”, Porn Browsing, SpankWire.com, Porn Cartoons, “The stories are great!”, Japanese Porn, and we finish with Yao Ming’s Cock. Love us!
Surprise, Surprise… It’s The Bush Hall of Fame. It’s been over 5 months since our last Class in July and the only other reason besides laziness is the fact that there just hasn’t been anything Hall of Fame worthy to come up. That is until Thanksgiving. Today we Induct the Greatest Holiday Condiment Ever and The Most Important Finger on your Hand. Yes, it’s that random, but you know you can’t get enough of it!
Here we come, don’t close your eyes! We’re Clownin again! Expect to hear The Difference between Just Clownin’ & Just Chillin’, Thanksgiving, Pilgrims & Indians, Racist Thanksgiving Porn, Small Pox Blankets for Roasted Corn, Racism is FAN-TASTIC!, Cake, Clean Bowels, This Dope Website, “How many times did you wack it today?”, “Start worrying about your own dick!”, Taint Hickeys in 2011, Big Things Coming, Brittanya O’Campo Naked, Big Cheeks and Skanky Tattoos, Hitler Mustaches, “Zeig Heil my Nuts!”, Confederate Flags & KKK Memorabilia, Autographed Lynching Rope, Post Bust vs. Pre-Bust on The Bush, “Making love to the moving pictures”, Commitment Issues, One video per Session, No Black Penis, The Rings of Saturn, “Your whole life is Interracial!”, Girl on Girl Porn, Lo Main’s Coming Back!, “Loser gets fucked with the dildo!”, Lexington Steele, Mr. Marcus, & Sean Michaels, Extreme Porn, Cuckolding, “Churned Butter, Vol. 17″, Salad Tossing, Masturbation Porn, Baby this is just for you”, and Just Chillownin’!
The true meaning of the Babe of the Week is to bring Hot and Sexy women to the masses. Especially the ones that your fragile little pink penises haven’t discovered yet. The latest comes from way down under, by way of the UK. Meet Berenger Rose, Aussie Swimsuit Goddess and new BotW!
Traffic Sucks Ass! Can you imagine if you could throw on your Jet Pack and fly to work every morning? Life would be awesome! Now you know the premise of this show. Simple, but effective. Like Skeet’s Dream Machine… The Tractor Beam! Prepare yourselves for the Random! Good Times!
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