Happy Halloween you filthy Bitches! Now that I see Skeet blessed you with some drunken bullshit at 3:30am last night I wish I would’ve put up this show like I wanted to. But after I jacked off three times, I passed out and didn’t get out of bed until 3:00pm! If I would’ve known that the Jon Kitna Era was gonna begin with 2 INT’s in the first half I would’ve stayed in bed. Whatever, I said it before the NFL season died with Tony Romo’s elbow. You’ll be happy to know however that the Big Prognosticator is still alive and well. NEW SHIT ALL WEEK!
Would you believe that in these past couple crazy months of The Bush, Skeet was actually the one coming up with most of the Topics for the shows? Yeah, me neither, but it’s true. I have lists and books full of shit, but his shit gets on the air. Whatever. It’s not a competition (Cause I’d be winning!). As for this one, the Title really speaks for itself. You can add Skeet coming up with topics to the list of the Overrated though. New Shows! New Intros! New Look! Starting November 1st!!
Since the Football Season officially ended with Tony Romo’s Clavicle yesterday it allowed me to focus on much more pressing events. Specifically, the Miami Heat getting tossed by the Celtics tonight. So I guess they’re not gonna win all 82 after all, huh Jake? Oh well. Now for the Clownin’… Expect to hear the new direction and title of the show, Skeet the Movie Critic, Wings N’ Things, Hustle Man, Machete, Danny Trejo, Black Dynamite, Hot Tub Time Machine, “Shut up Bitch, You’re gonna wake up the other Bitches!”, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, & Michelle Rodriguez, Skeet’s Purple Penis, The Just Clownin’ Phenomenon, Jack Time & Business, “Is that what you call her?”, My Little Transaction, Back to Skeet’s Relationship, Getting Married to the Game, Skeet’s CPU, “That’s only Three GB’s”, California State Lottery, 8 11 17 31 35 7, and “We’ll get ‘em next time”! New Intro! New Site! New Shows! Coming Soon!
Needless to say we didn’t do anything this weekend so no Football show which means no Carolina Panthers talk. As for this show, sorry it’s going up so late, but I had to watch Brett Favre almost pull a miracle out of his ass and then I had to watch the Greatest Show in Television History… East Bound & Down. Anyways, here’s another Just Clownin’ Episode from a few weeks ago where we talk about My Wiping Epiphany, Smoosh Smoosh, “You know you got a hairy asshole!”, Efficiency, “Stand up like a Man!”, Shoot the Death Star, “Now that I know where you don’t Stand!”, Skeet’s CPU, Every Ten Episodes, “No Bass in his Voice, No Bass in his CPU”, Sitting Down to Piss, Squatting for 40 Minutes, No pussy since Just Clownin’ 36?, Big Numbers on the Site, now DONATE!, No Alcohol yet!, and my legendarily small Toilet! Whatever! Enjoy!
I’m not gonna say she’s ugly or anything like that, but the only reasons Karissa Shannon is the New Babe of the Week are because of her Sex Tape and because it’s Skeet’s Birthday. If you’ve listened to even a few of the awesome shows on our site you know how much Skeet loves the Dirty White Girls that are down for some Black Dick. This chick proved it on Tape! Enjoy!
How fitting that on Skeet’s 44th Birthday we reach the conclusion of the Skeet Clownin’ Session. Now I know I over-hyped how bad the audio was on the previous three shows, but this is the one where it’s noticeable. It never gets bad, but a mistake with the music in the background brings it to the foreground towards the end. Not really that big a deal. Like Skeet says, “You Get what You Get… Until you pay for more!” We have nothing but clear sailing in future episodes! The New Season of The Bush starts in November with The Just Clownin’ 100th Anniversary Special! Stay tuned!
I was gonna add a new show last night, but instead I watched the first season of Thundercats on DVD, masturbated thinking about Cheetara, then went to bed. Anyways, we got a new topic for that ass straight from the Skeet Dream Machine. Who would make your list of the Greatest Action Heroes of All-Time? There’s obvious additions, but in reading this one from a UK Website, not all lists are created equal. Have fun!
I’m so excited to look over at my desk and not see a $2,000 Coaster sitting on it. SO excited in fact that you bitches get another new episode this week! Well, that and Skeet just dropped the bomb on me that he has Pneumonia (AKA Throat Syphilis) again so there will be no drinking and Clownin’ tonight. Here’s another fun little ditty from when Skeet brought over his “Hemi” to record on a couple weeks ago. Yes, the audio isn’t as bad as I led on, but it is below the normal standard of The Bush. Don’t worry, crystal clear sound coming up next week! Enjoy, and DON’T EVER TAKE YOUR COPY & PASTE FOR GRANTED!!
If you ever doubted our “You get what you get” Philosophy, the next few episodes will definitely prove that theory. After my CPU bombed a couple weeks ago, production of the show you know and love looked bleak. Skeet brought his New, untested Hemi version of a CPU over to the studio and this is the audio quality I could pull out of my ass in 20 minutes. Don’t worry I figured out the situation and the audio problem has been fixed as heard in this past weeks Football Show, but before that, this is what we did.
I’m gonna keep this short and sweet cause I’m feeling sick and believe it or not, Typing is not a good cure! We’re Just Clownin’ again from about a month ago and I’m incredibly drunk, but you’re gonna love it! Next up this week are the Skeet Shows. As soon as I start feeling better I’ll burn through a bunch of these old shows!
We actually went to work and recorded some shit for you. The audio sounds as good as you’d expect, but we have a few shows with some shitty sound coming up soon. And before you start the bullshit, Yes I lost the Picks this week, Yes the Cowboys fell to 1-3, but none of that matters because the San Francisco 49ers are 0-5! Focus all of your Che where it belongs. Play nice!
For the few of you who care, My CPU is pretty much shit to hell! It’s funny how the only thing it’s actually good for is the Internet. However, I wouldn’t wish jacking with no sound on my worst enemy! I might as well buy a Playboy and imagine it’s 1994. Whatever. As for the show, we’re back in the Bush Playbook. There’s a ton of Cool things that were invented before you were even born. Just because you stumbled on an old Video of Michael Jackson looking cool as fuck doing the Moonwalk doesn’t mean you have to try and copy it. This is our Show dedicated to all those cool things you should never try to imitate, no matter how drunk or Narcissistic you are! Enjoy!
So here we go again, back to the Typing! Here’s another Just Clownin’ Show from only a few weeks ago, not a few months ago like Skeet would try to have you believe. Expect to hear the New Fuck You Anthem, “Where we just came from”, Wack Shit, The Microphone Situation, “Gimme a Cheeseburger”, AZ & The Female Representation on the Site, Skeet’s Unicycle Accident, Jake’s Jokes, The Pizza shows up!, Piss Farts, Breaking the Seal, 15 inch Cock Facials, “Accidentally!!”, Mayonnaise, Confucius, Real Amateur Shit, Luke Skywalker destroying the Death Star, AZ & Jake sitting in a Tree, Jay-Z, Taking a shit in the Club, Skeet shat himself, Mud Butt, and Pulling it up to the Taint vs. Smearing it up to your Tramp Stamp! Computer situation is still dead, so enjoy what you can while you still can!
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