Fuck I wish this shit wasn’t so hard without cut and paste. Typing sucks! I still have Major CPU Issues with no fix in sight. Anyways we’re Just Clownin’ from a few weeks ago so get ready for the awesome. Expect to hear more Weed Bullshit, 3,000 Shows, Hoof it Up!, Brass Balls?, Tin Foil, Skeet’s STD History, “I Love You…”, Broken Condoms, The Throat Clap, Eye Syphilis, Blowing up a Condom, “Your mouths on the wrong side!”, Douche Bag Water Guns, Ghetto Roach Horror Stories, MegaMan on the NES, Rats in the House, The Love Shack, “That’s how your sister used to do it!”, Cousin Marriages, Still NO Black Dick, Dad’s Side of the Family, Black Uncles, Fit Birds, Ostrichs, & Pterodactyls, Global Slang, Crocodile Dundee, Aborigines, “White People have been everywhere first!”, DONATE!!, “You know you ain’t payin’ no child support!”, Saddle Up!, The Neverending Story, Falcore & The Rock Biter, The Platypus with 2 Teeth and Gingivitis, and guess what… “We’re exactly where we’re gonna be at!” and don’t ever forget it!
There’s two things that an Executive Producer / Webmaster of an Internet Radio Show needs at his disposal. #1 – Audio… For obvious reasons and, #2 – The ability to cut and paste, cause rewriting old HTML Code over and over is a form of Torture. Now Guess what Two of my Problems are with My Computer? Exactly. Whatever, I soldier on. Thanks to Skeet telling me that the show sounds fine on the website and everything seems to be running normally, I decided to go through all of these older shows. Because of my CPU issue and last weeks Football Bonanza, we’re a couple weeks back on Topic Relevance, but the Funny is always gonna be here! In this show, the Title speaks for itself. Enjoy!
OK, so here’s the deal… Believe it or not, we actually did some new shit for you guys this weekend on Skeet’s Computer because my situation is not looking good, even though I’m updating the site from it right now. However, because of the Drunk Geniuses we usually are on Show Saturday’s, we forgot to transfer those shows into my computer for editing so you’ll probably never hear the bad audio and Skeet’s even worse picks! Truth is we both went 10-6, but I take the Tiebreaker on the Under. No surprise there. The only thing that really matters is that the San Francisco 49ers got their asses handed to them… AGAIN!! Only 5 teams in the history of the NFL have ever started 0-3 and made the Playoffs and only 1 of them ever won a playoff game. Good times!
As for this show… My CPU is still busted so I have no idea what’s on it! This is the first time I’ve ever put a show on this site without listening and editing it before it went up. Your guess is as good as mine on this one folks! Call it The Bush Grab Bag! All we know for sure is that we were both Drunk as hell and Mandrake and his Wife probably caught some shrapnel!
Back to the Real again, and on this show that means Just Clownin’. It’s been 13 Days since your last JC so you should be ready for it. Here’s a show from a few weeks back so expect to hear a lot of shit that already happened… The Niners Game on in the Background & The James Toney – Randy Couture Fight, The Greatest Fight You Want to See, Micky Ward vs. Arturo Gatti, Boxing Skill beats Boxing Aggression, Tyson vs. Foreman at 22?, Cus D’Amato, Pink Jay Schroeder Jersey, ‘Twon with a W, Three Snaps, a Twist & a Kiss, Tom Cable vs. Rex Ryan?, Jello Wrestling, Mayonnaise & Glitter, The 49ers Perfect Preseason, Fight Prediction (I was Right, BTW!), “Boxers are better Athletes then Cage Fighters”, JaMarcus Russell, The Michael Olowokandi of the NFL, Febreze Manpon, “Come Across the Bay Bridge”, and Skeet’s Sensitivity to Marijuana!
We all new it was just a matter of time before our laziness kept us from doing a Picks Show, but none of us would’ve guessed Week 2. Skeet got “sick” and didn’t want to do the show this week when he discovered that his beloved Niners were playing the Saints on Monday Night. Whatever. In the middle of a season where the Chiefs and Buccaneers are 2-0 and the Vikings and Cowboys are 0-2, here’s our preview of what we foresee happening this year as predicted before the season started!
The Site is seriously lacking in Asian Girls! I don’t need Skeet and his Fetish to tell me that. So I thought instead of giving you a Famous Superstar of Asian Sexiness, I would give you an Up and Comer, so meet Newest Babe of the Week, Ameri Ichinose. She’s Hot as Hell and Tall for an Asian Girl which is why I ended up picking her from the Thousands of Women on the List. Plus her name is Itchy Nose, how can you go wrong with that! Enjoy!
A lesser man would Regret or be Embarrassed by a show like this, but Not I ! You’ve all heard us shit face drunk before so that’s no surprise at all, however it does sort of dampen the Awesomeness that is our Three Hundredth Episode! In my head going into this I wanted to talk about the Past and the Future of The Bush and give some props to everyone who’s been down since Day 1. It kind of comes through amid all the bullshit, but if it doesn’t just know that there were good intentions in this and we’ll give you your props on the Four Hundredth. Donate & Enjoy! In that Order!
I love how quiet the site has been after this weekend. All of you big mouth biotches know how bad your teams sucked. Even Jake knows that despite getting the W, they just barely beat the Bills so it barely counts. Anyways, on to the next one… Here’s our long awaited take on the Top Ten NFL Players of All-Time. This list is gonna be very controversial and rightfully so. We kind of touch on the fact that you can make a respected and legitimate Top Ten List with the Players we left off of ours. But you guys don’t have a website so nobody cares! Don’t be afraid to represent your Picks that we left off though!
I know it’s late, but I was busy watching the Cowboys Game and creating the I Hope Alex Barron Dies Website! They fucking won that game despite all of the mental mistakes and penalties. Unlike the 49ers who got fucking bitched by the Seahawks, 31-6 !! I don’t want to hear any shit from any of you cause the Raiders bent over and took it hardcore, The Falcons choked in overtime, and the Dolphins beat a Minor League Team in the Buffalo Bills by 5. Whatever, it was still a fun opening Week. Here’s our Picks which we tied at 9-5 with only the Jets & Ravens tomorrow to decide!
The World Cup has come and gone and won’t be back until 2014. All that’s left are the memories of Spain winning, Landon Donovan’s Late Game Heroics, and as far as I’m concerned, The Rise of New Babe of the Week, Larissa Riquelme from relative obscurity to overwhelming World Dominance! All of your sports teams wish they had a Fan half as hot as this! Go Paraguay!
Here we go again! And you’re gonna love it! Get Ready for the Good Shit… “Don’t you get Horny when you Smoke!?”, More Football Coverage, NFL Politics, Monster Cable Stadium, Enzyte Mushroom Stadium, “Let me get that Alex Smith!”, King Kong Frank Gore, James “Lights Out” Toney vs. Randy Couture, Top 25 Boxers?, Tommy Morrison, Most Overrated Tough Guys Ever, Chuck Norris?, Billy Blanks?, Ernie Reyes?, Surf Ninjas, Mr. T?, Total Gym vs. Tai-Bo, The Expendables, Bruce Lee?, “How about Jesus!?”, “No Big Sexy… You didn’t do it again!”, Toney Couture Handbags, The Bush on the Red Carpet, Mooslum & Bean Pies, Glen Coffee, Running for the Lord, Michael Irvin, “Cris Carter and some Bald Dude”, Jerry Rice the Bronco, Michael Jordan the Wizard, Emmitt Smith the Cardinal, and Joe Montana the Chief. Hope you’re ready for some Football! Weekly Picks and The Top Ten List Coming This Week!
To all the people out there who work hard or have perfected the Art of Hardly Working (Like Skeet!), props to you on Labor Day. Here’s a Just Clownin’ show for that Ass! In this show hear the Intro for the Nootryshouss Hour, Rolling a Blunt, “You were too high to do any Producing!”, JC 80 & JC 81 Erased, Skeet calls out the Female Bush Fans, AZ and her Big Nuts, Jo Garcia, Comment Wars, Skeet stops the Show for a Text, Jake & ‘Twon, Skeet’s New Black Friend, Lo Main was touched by a Black Priest, Raiders vs. 49ers, Props to Al Davis, Melo to the Clippers, Los Angeles vs. Denver?, The Mandrake Conclusion, “I bet you he did it again, too!”, Football Picks Coming Soon, “3 Snaps and a Twist!’, The Teal Fish, Dan Marino Sucks, The 2nd Greatest Lefty of All-Time?, Cowboys – 7, Texans – 23, Phil Simms & Bill Walton, Luke Walton, and Michael Jordan can Read. Save me some BBQ!!
I have a long ass list of potential Babes of the Week. Some are well known commodities, but most are relatively unknown in the World of Sexiness. Since I started, I wanted to show all you tunnel visioned losers that there’s more to hotness then what TMZ and Victoria’s Secret tell you. Case in point, New Babe of the Week, Anna Draganska. She’s obviously hot as hell and with an incredibly womanly body for a model, but I will admit her cool ass name is what pushed her over the BotW Edge. Enjoy!
I know you all remember the List we did a few weeks back from Mademan.com with all the Songs to Have Sex to. Plain and simple, the list was pathetic! We’ve been promising the Definitive List of Legitimate Songs that you should be Fucking to. We’re not 100% sure that any of our listeners are fucking anyways, but just in case you ever do… You’ll have this List of Songs to fall back on. Get out the pen and paper, this is some fucking Game!! Especially Skeet’s VERY visual Sex Session involving Barry White, a shower curtain, and some baby oil! This is an Instant Classic, Bitches!
Once upon a Time, there was a skinny little Black Man with a slightly amusing Personality who because of luck undeserving to him, met an Amazingly Sexy Mexican Man with Internet and Executive Producing Skills far beyond that of Mortal Men. It was his initial idea to give said Black Man a Forum to teach all the Bullshit that he’s acquired throughout his travels. But being the Lazy Black Man that he is, he took this opportunity for granted and disrespected the Dozen or so Followers who learned from his Words by slighting his responsibilities and forgetting to Preach his Gospel! But no more I say! Back with a Fiery Vengeance, I give to ye all, Skeet’s Back Splash.
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