PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 89

Fuck I wish this shit wasn’t so hard without cut and paste. Typing sucks! I still have Major CPU Issues with no fix in sight. Anyways we’re Just Clownin’ from a few weeks ago so get ready for the awesome. Expect to hear more Weed Bullshit, 3,000 Shows, Hoof it Up!, Brass Balls?, Tin Foil, Skeet’s STD History, “I Love You…”, Broken Condoms, The Throat Clap, Eye Syphilis, Blowing up a Condom, “Your mouths on the wrong side!”, Douche Bag Water Guns, Ghetto Roach Horror Stories, MegaMan on the NES, Rats in the House, The Love Shack, “That’s how your sister used to do it!”, Cousin Marriages, Still NO Black Dick, Dad’s Side of the Family, Black Uncles, Fit Birds, Ostrichs, & Pterodactyls, Global Slang, Crocodile Dundee, Aborigines, “White People have been everywhere first!”, DONATE!!, “You know you ain’t payin’ no child support!”, Saddle Up!, The Neverending Story, Falcore & The Rock Biter, The Platypus with 2 Teeth and Gingivitis, and guess what… “We’re exactly where we’re gonna be at!” and don’t ever forget it!

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OK, so here’s the deal… Believe it or not, we actually did some new shit for you guys this weekend on Skeet’s Computer because my situation is not looking good, even though I’m updating the site from it right now. However, because of the Drunk Geniuses we usually are on Show Saturday’s, we forgot to transfer those shows into my computer for editing so you’ll probably never hear the bad audio and Skeet’s even worse picks! Truth is we both went 10-6, but I take the Tiebreaker on the Under. No surprise there. The only thing that really matters is that the San Francisco 49ers got their asses handed to them… AGAIN!! Only 5 teams in the history of the NFL have ever started 0-3 and made the Playoffs and only 1 of them ever won a playoff game. Good times!

PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 88 #302

As for this show… My CPU is still busted so I have no idea what’s on it! This is the first time I’ve ever put a show on this site without listening and editing it before it went up. Your guess is as good as mine on this one folks! Call it The Bush Grab Bag! All we know for sure is that we were both Drunk as hell and Mandrake and his Wife probably caught some shrapnel!

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PLAY>>> 2010 NFL Preview

We all new it was just a matter of time before our laziness kept us from doing a Picks Show, but none of us would’ve guessed Week 2. Skeet got “sick” and didn’t want to do the show this week when he discovered that his beloved Niners were playing the Saints on Monday Night. Whatever. In the middle of a season where the Chiefs and Buccaneers are 2-0 and the Vikings and Cowboys are 0-2, here’s our preview of what we foresee happening this year as predicted before the season started!

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PLAY>>> THREE HUNDRED

A lesser man would Regret or be Embarrassed by a show like this, but Not I ! You’ve all heard us shit face drunk before so that’s no surprise at all, however it does sort of dampen the Awesomeness that is our Three Hundredth Episode! In my head going into this I wanted to talk about the Past and the Future of The Bush and give some props to everyone who’s been down since Day 1. It kind of comes through amid all the bullshit, but if it doesn’t just know that there were good intentions in this and we’ll give you your props on the Four Hundredth. Donate & Enjoy! In that Order!

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PLAY>>> NFL Football Picks 2010 – Week 1 (9/12/10)

I know it’s late, but I was busy watching the Cowboys Game and creating the I Hope Alex Barron Dies Website! They fucking won that game despite all of the mental mistakes and penalties. Unlike the 49ers who got fucking bitched by the Seahawks, 31-6 !! I don’t want to hear any shit from any of you cause the Raiders bent over and took it hardcore, The Falcons choked in overtime, and the Dolphins beat a Minor League Team in the Buffalo Bills by 5. Whatever, it was still a fun opening Week. Here’s our Picks which we tied at 9-5 with only the Jets & Ravens tomorrow to decide!

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PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 86 #298

Here we go again! And you’re gonna love it! Get Ready for the Good Shit… “Don’t you get Horny when you Smoke!?”, More Football Coverage, NFL Politics, Monster Cable Stadium, Enzyte Mushroom Stadium, “Let me get that Alex Smith!”, King Kong Frank Gore, James “Lights Out” Toney vs. Randy Couture, Top 25 Boxers?, Tommy Morrison, Most Overrated Tough Guys Ever, Chuck Norris?, Billy Blanks?, Ernie Reyes?, Surf Ninjas, Mr. T?, Total Gym vs. Tai-Bo, The Expendables, Bruce Lee?, “How about Jesus!?”, “No Big Sexy… You didn’t do it again!”, Toney Couture Handbags, The Bush on the Red Carpet, Mooslum & Bean Pies, Glen Coffee, Running for the Lord, Michael Irvin, “Cris Carter and some Bald Dude”, Jerry Rice the Bronco, Michael Jordan the Wizard, Emmitt Smith the Cardinal, and Joe Montana the Chief. Hope you’re ready for some Football! Weekly Picks and The Top Ten List Coming This Week!

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I have a long ass list of potential Babes of the Week. Some are well known commodities, but most are relatively unknown in the World of Sexiness. Since I started, I wanted to show all you tunnel visioned losers that there’s more to hotness then what TMZ and Victoria’s Secret tell you. Case in point, New Babe of the Week, Anna Draganska. She’s obviously hot as hell and with an incredibly womanly body for a model, but I will admit her cool ass name is what pushed her over the BotW Edge. Enjoy!

BigSexy@SkeetandBigSexy.com

Once upon a Time, there was a skinny little Black Man with a slightly amusing Personality who because of luck undeserving to him, met an Amazingly Sexy Mexican Man with Internet and Executive Producing Skills far beyond that of Mortal Men. It was his initial idea to give said Black Man a Forum to teach all the Bullshit that he’s acquired throughout his travels. But being the Lazy Black Man that he is, he took this opportunity for granted and disrespected the Dozen or so Followers who learned from his Words by slighting his responsibilities and forgetting to Preach his Gospel! But no more I say! Back with a Fiery Vengeance, I give to ye all, Skeet’s Back Splash.

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