PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 84 #295

OK Mandrake, it’s safe to come out from under your covers again, we’re Just Clownin’! Here’s a quick, but interesting little ditty where we tell you about a Homey of ours Losing his Virginity at 26, Bible Thumpers, James Van Der Beek, Ear Hustlers Around the World, Marty McFly, Strip Club Love, Cuddling with Whores, “Distinctive White Guy Voice”, Serious Skeet gets in your Head, From The Golden Girls to The G-Code, “You get what you pay for!”, and “You know we’ve been real, even if ya’ll ain’t!!” PREACH!

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I don’t play Video Games as much as I used to and I know Skeet plays even less then me, but I know I speak for him when I say that if we had a Hot Chick Gamer like new Babe of the Week Jo Garcia to play with, we’d be plugged in 24/7! She takes the phrase step your game up to a whole new level!

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PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 81 #292

The Just Clownin’ Calm before the Storm. Get comfortable while you can Mandrake, Thursday is D-Day for you. You’ll finally hear something funny! In this show hear more details about Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith going into the Hall of Fame, Deion Sanders, Michael Irvin, “There’s no coke in the Hall of Fame!”, 174 to 208, New York Jets, “A lot of names, No results!”, Dan Marino, “Right Next to the Target”, Cal Worthington and his dog Spot, “We got our own Finance Company!”, “His hairline retired in ’96!”, Just for Men, The Madden Challenge, Kansas City Chiefs, Montana to Rice, Dawson’s Creek, Bump-n-Run, Carl Lewis, Keep it Nootryshouss, John Randle, Ray Lewis, The Greatest Teammates in NFL History, Partying with Lawrence Taylor, Rick James, and Reggie Jackson in ’88, Joe Namath, “Off the field it was all work!”, Rae Carruth, The NBA Playas, “Leave A.C. Green at Home!”, and you know “Jerry Buss fucked all of Rambis’ Bitches!” Buckle Up!

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I’ve always known that I preferred Brunettes, but I never thought I discriminated against Blondes. In looking at the Babes of the Week List I noticed that in the 2 years worth of Bitches, I’ve only picked 6!! And that’s a generous six. Well I plan on fixing that right now, plus I’m making good on my promise of more sexy British Titty Girls on the site at the same time with Sophie Reade. Reality TV Star turned Che Che Model! This ones for you Mandrake!

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PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 78 #289

Here we go again! Another classic Just Clownin’ Episode and you can hear a recurring theme starting up in these shows. All I gotta say is Mandrake you brought it on yourself!! Expect to hear the reasons for the shows, “You get what you pay for!”, 74 vs. 70, Bush Vacation Ideas, Shang-Ri-La, Summer of Racism, The Fall of Racial Healing, Cruising?, “I could be hit by a bus tomorrow!”, Old Man Laughs, Skeet calls out the Listeners, Extra Creamy Onion Dip, Mandrake’s Buff Wife, The Lion King, “First my Religion, then My Boy Scouts, and now my wife!!”, Zeus with less Tittys!, The Commenter’s with Balls, “That’s how we roll!”, Taint Hickey Pictures, Eagle Scouts, Knife Privileges, “Go Milk Yourself Bitch!”, Mandrake’s Huge Lonely Balls, Los Angeles Galaxy vs. Real Madrid, Sea Biscuit, Italian Soccer Team, Leaning Tower of Pisa, The Vatican, The Touch & Hush, Crackers on the Tip, Through the Backdoor for some Backdoor!, “Your mom tried to convert my dick!”, and Black People meeting The Pope. Sorry Mandrake, but we’re just getting started! Enjoy!

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PLAY>>> Things Men Should Never Lie About #288

Abra Kadabra… Surprise Before your Eyes… A Mutherfuckin’ New Topic!! Actually a New Series to learn from! Not all of us had the Eagle Scouts to teach us how to be a Man. Some of us had to pick up bits of game anywhere we could. If only there was a place online where Two Knowledgeable and Fucking Hilarious Internet Pimps compiled and Taught all this unknown Game. “If only there was somewhere I could truly learn How to Become A REAL MAN!!??” Well look no further bitches your wishes have come true with The Bush Handbook. The only place in the World that you can learn the subtle nuances of true manhood. How to LIE, CHEAT, & STEAL and look cool doing it while hopefully getting the Bitches! School is in Session!

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PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 77 #287

Guess what Bitches… Your boys went to work this weekend and we jump back in with FIRE!! Expect to hear us talk about the Potential Empty Week, Nukes & Scuds, Props to the Real Fans, Mandrake’s Ugly Wife, “WOW, THAT’S A LOW PRICE!!”, Beggars can’t be Choosers, Boy Scout’s Honor, Jake’s Plays for Both Teams, “Why Doesn’t it Work for You?”, The Old Man Running, Genuine Laughs, New Shit Coming to the Site, A Big Sexy Toot at the 7:36 mark, My “Alleged” New Allergy, The Polyester Capitol of the World, Stop, Drop, & Roll, An Update on Skeet’s Girlfriend at the Mall, Skeet’s Tryst at the Club, Skeet Jacks off with a Thumb up his Butt, The Real Story, “Don’t make me say her name!”, Leisure Suits & Leotards, Mandrake’s Wife at the Club, T-Shirt Guns, Baseball Humor, and Skeet’s 31 year old Baby Hair Moustache.

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PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 76 #286

What Up Bitches! This show could be the bridge to New Shit coming this weekend or the beginning of the End. I guess we’ll all see when it happens! In this show expect to hear another Great Skeet Intro, Spell T-R-O-O-T-T, Skeet’s Done Thinking, A Whole Bottle of Jack, Masturbating the Facts, “How Big is This?”, 17.4 Inches, BET, Joe Clair, Programming the WET Network, Rachael Ray, Anything with Mel Gibson, Punky Brewster Minus Cherry, Sway on MTV, Uncle Tom, “I’m not Black, but I know Black!”, From the Underground to Justin Bieber, The Winter Olympics, Curling, “Get WET!”, “When you’re Tired of Watching Them!”, “Turn on the Lights!”, Brewster’s Millions, Bernie Madoff, Mixed Entertainment TV, Quincy Jones’ Daughters, Russell Simmon’s Daughters in 10 years, Half Black & Asian, Skeet’s First Wife, and the last 10 Pussyless Months. Love it!

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