OK Mandrake, it’s safe to come out from under your covers again, we’re Just Clownin’! Here’s a quick, but interesting little ditty where we tell you about a Homey of ours Losing his Virginity at 26, Bible Thumpers, James Van Der Beek, Ear Hustlers Around the World, Marty McFly, Strip Club Love, Cuddling with Whores, “Distinctive White Guy Voice”, Serious Skeet gets in your Head, From The Golden Girls to The G-Code, “You get what you pay for!”, and “You know we’ve been real, even if ya’ll ain’t!!” PREACH!
Just in case you thought it was safe to get back in The Bush, Oh Boy were you wrong. Especially if your name is Mandrake. But don’t worry Jake and all you Bushies out there, We recorded some new shit for that ass after the Cowboy raping of the Texans and before the James Toney – Randy Couture Fight. Don’t Trip ‘Twon… your lame comments just made you relevant. For one night only… Go Raiders!!
I don’t play Video Games as much as I used to and I know Skeet plays even less then me, but I know I speak for him when I say that if we had a Hot Chick Gamer like new Babe of the Week Jo Garcia to play with, we’d be plugged in 24/7! She takes the phrase step your game up to a whole new level!
The Just Clownin’ Calm before the Storm. Get comfortable while you can Mandrake, Thursday is D-Day for you. You’ll finally hear something funny! In this show hear more details about Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith going into the Hall of Fame, Deion Sanders, Michael Irvin, “There’s no coke in the Hall of Fame!”, 174 to 208, New York Jets, “A lot of names, No results!”, Dan Marino, “Right Next to the Target”, Cal Worthington and his dog Spot, “We got our own Finance Company!”, “His hairline retired in ’96!”, Just for Men, The Madden Challenge, Kansas City Chiefs, Montana to Rice, Dawson’s Creek, Bump-n-Run, Carl Lewis, Keep it Nootryshouss, John Randle, Ray Lewis, The Greatest Teammates in NFL History, Partying with Lawrence Taylor, Rick James, and Reggie Jackson in ’88, Joe Namath, “Off the field it was all work!”, Rae Carruth, The NBA Playas, “Leave A.C. Green at Home!”, and you know “Jerry Buss fucked all of Rambis’ Bitches!” Buckle Up!
We’re going out of order bitches! 82 is the new 80! The reason for this is Mandrake Jokes are funny and you haven’t heard the best we got yet! But you will by this Thursday! As for this show you get Introduced to Nootrysshous, Old Pork, My New Drink Concoction, Powerade Zero, A Red White and Blue Flag, “Fart gone Wrong…!”, We go Back to Lake Havasu, The Big Sexy Epiphany, The Suspicious 4AM Shower, “He Broke The Only Rule!”, Pause for Pork Sandwiches, The Jetson’s Car, White Guy Anger, “MY WIFE IS A LADY!!”, Pimp Wars, Introducing Backhand McSlapaho, “I’m part of a Balanced Breakfast, bitch!”, and Nootrysshouss ?? Get some!
I’ve always known that I preferred Brunettes, but I never thought I discriminated against Blondes. In looking at the Babes of the Week List I noticed that in the 2 years worth of Bitches, I’ve only picked 6!! And that’s a generous six. Well I plan on fixing that right now, plus I’m making good on my promise of more sexy British Titty Girls on the site at the same time with Sophie Reade. Reality TV Star turned Che Che Model! This ones for you Mandrake!
We’re fuckin’ Clownin again!! And in case you thought we were gonna go easy on Mandrake after a good week of getting on him and his wife… You obviously don’t know your boys as well as you think you do. As a matter of fact, August is turning into Clown on Mandrake’s Wife Month! After about Episode 7 you’ll understand. In this show expect to hear us talk about His Ugly Wife, Aquaman, Timon & Pumba, “Growl coming up from her Balls!”, The Hall of Fame Game, Tony Romo, Chad Ochocinco, Finding Love Tournament Style, Cocky White Bitches vs. Down to Earth Black Chicks, The San Francisco 49ers vs. The Dallas Cowboys, (Listen for the Gunshot at 10:05), Living in the Hood, Jerry Rice & Emmitt Smith, Yahoo’s Bullshit Top Ten List, Marvin Harrison shot a Dude, “How come I’m not the Logo!”, 18,355 Yards!!, Jerry Rice’s Induction Speech, The 2010 Induction Class, and 6 Former Niners in my Top Ten. Don’t get comfortable Mandrake, it’s about to get way worse!
Here we go again! Another classic Just Clownin’ Episode and you can hear a recurring theme starting up in these shows. All I gotta say is Mandrake you brought it on yourself!! Expect to hear the reasons for the shows, “You get what you pay for!”, 74 vs. 70, Bush Vacation Ideas, Shang-Ri-La, Summer of Racism, The Fall of Racial Healing, Cruising?, “I could be hit by a bus tomorrow!”, Old Man Laughs, Skeet calls out the Listeners, Extra Creamy Onion Dip, Mandrake’s Buff Wife, The Lion King, “First my Religion, then My Boy Scouts, and now my wife!!”, Zeus with less Tittys!, The Commenter’s with Balls, “That’s how we roll!”, Taint Hickey Pictures, Eagle Scouts, Knife Privileges, “Go Milk Yourself Bitch!”, Mandrake’s Huge Lonely Balls, Los Angeles Galaxy vs. Real Madrid, Sea Biscuit, Italian Soccer Team, Leaning Tower of Pisa, The Vatican, The Touch & Hush, Crackers on the Tip, Through the Backdoor for some Backdoor!, “Your mom tried to convert my dick!”, and Black People meeting The Pope. Sorry Mandrake, but we’re just getting started! Enjoy!
In case you’ve been under a rock all week, we have another celebrity sex tape on the horizon. Well, kind of! A celebrity daughter trying to make a name for herself enters the world of Porn! Like all recent Sex Tape girls before her, we welcome Montana Fishburne to the Babes of the Week.
Abra Kadabra… Surprise Before your Eyes… A Mutherfuckin’ New Topic!! Actually a New Series to learn from! Not all of us had the Eagle Scouts to teach us how to be a Man. Some of us had to pick up bits of game anywhere we could. If only there was a place online where Two Knowledgeable and Fucking Hilarious Internet Pimps compiled and Taught all this unknown Game. “If only there was somewhere I could truly learn How to Become A REAL MAN!!??” Well look no further bitches your wishes have come true with The Bush Handbook. The only place in the World that you can learn the subtle nuances of true manhood. How to LIE, CHEAT, & STEAL and look cool doing it while hopefully getting the Bitches! School is in Session!
In case you’re blind or New to the Site, you noticed no new HOF on Monday even though we did a bunch of shows this past weekend. We had other shit to get off our chests. Case in point, we didn’t do a Back Splash either. To be honest, both me and Skeet both completely forgot that we even recorded this Skeet Thought. I guess it makes sense though, we’re both funnier when we’re as close to Blackout Drunk as possible. That’s our Sweet spot!
Guess what Bitches… Your boys went to work this weekend and we jump back in with FIRE!! Expect to hear us talk about the Potential Empty Week, Nukes & Scuds, Props to the Real Fans, Mandrake’s Ugly Wife, “WOW, THAT’S A LOW PRICE!!”, Beggars can’t be Choosers, Boy Scout’s Honor, Jake’s Plays for Both Teams, “Why Doesn’t it Work for You?”, The Old Man Running, Genuine Laughs, New Shit Coming to the Site, A Big Sexy Toot at the 7:36 mark, My “Alleged” New Allergy, The Polyester Capitol of the World, Stop, Drop, & Roll, An Update on Skeet’s Girlfriend at the Mall, Skeet’s Tryst at the Club, Skeet Jacks off with a Thumb up his Butt, The Real Story, “Don’t make me say her name!”, Leisure Suits & Leotards, Mandrake’s Wife at the Club, T-Shirt Guns, Baseball Humor, and Skeet’s 31 year old Baby Hair Moustache.
Despite some Server Issues (AGAIN!!) I have returned with a Babe of the Week. Now I know I’ve said this before, but I’ve truly tried to stay away from the “Obvious” hot chicks found on the Internet because… well… they’re obvious and you should know them already. But with all this Hot Mixed Girl talk yesterday in 76, I immediately thought of Sandee Westgate. Sexy, Curvy, and all Mixed up. Have fun with this one boys! And if you don’t like my picture choices, she’s everywhere online.
What Up Bitches! This show could be the bridge to New Shit coming this weekend or the beginning of the End. I guess we’ll all see when it happens! In this show expect to hear another Great Skeet Intro, Spell T-R-O-O-T-T, Skeet’s Done Thinking, A Whole Bottle of Jack, Masturbating the Facts, “How Big is This?”, 17.4 Inches, BET, Joe Clair, Programming the WET Network, Rachael Ray, Anything with Mel Gibson, Punky Brewster Minus Cherry, Sway on MTV, Uncle Tom, “I’m not Black, but I know Black!”, From the Underground to Justin Bieber, The Winter Olympics, Curling, “Get WET!”, “When you’re Tired of Watching Them!”, “Turn on the Lights!”, Brewster’s Millions, Bernie Madoff, Mixed Entertainment TV, Quincy Jones’ Daughters, Russell Simmon’s Daughters in 10 years, Half Black & Asian, Skeet’s First Wife, and the last 10 Pussyless Months. Love it!
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