For all of you fans of the inner rattlings of Skeet’s Thoughts, don’t fret, there’s plenty coming in the Future, but for today, Another piece of Game to take with you in your travels. In The Back Splash’s short existence, he’s been more edgy and outrageous then The Game Corner of old, however this new nugget is probably the smartest and most legit thing you can ever learn from us.
In light of the Greatest Sporting Event in the World being played this month and all the comments being thrown around about it, I thought I’d take a short Mini-break from the Lake Havasu Wrap-Up Shows and throw you a little ditty we recorded a couple weeks ago about the scope and reach of The World Cup and other Sports Around the World. And seeing as it’s the Summer of Racism, we cover everything from Fat Shot Putters & Queer Figure Skaters to Black Track Athletes running from Sirens. If you ever wondered why we can’t get a Sponsor to stick, this show might shed some light on that, so DONATE BITCHES!! The Bush changes for NO ONE!!
Well, here we go, the beginning of the end. I really wonder what would’ve happened if the Mics didn’t break on Saturday Night. Would we be on Havasu Episode 24? I don’t even want to think about that shit. Anyways, here’s the Truth from behind the scenes that we never really touched on in the Big 11 Shows. We wanted to do all of this is one episode, but talkative Skeet turned this into a 3 -Parter. Actually, because Skeet was so lazy yesterday, we didn’t even record Part 3 yet, the best story that hasn’t been told! Oh yeah, all you cheating ass Argentinian’s out there better stay away from me this week. You will get stabbed!
In light of the Greatest Sporting Event in the World and The Greatest Nation in the World advancing to the Sweet Sixteen, what better way to celebrate then with a New Hot Chick on the Website! You guys wanted a Darker Skinned, Skankier chick as the Babe of the Week. I had to ditch my original choice cause I only have a handful of naked pics of Skeet’s Mom, so Mexican Playmate, Jannelle Priego will have to do! Disfrutad!
Are you sick of Lake Havasu yet? I know I am. Don’t worry we’re almost done. Just the Post game Wrap Up Shows Left. Here’s a little Just Clownin’ Refresher Course in case you forgot what your boys are all about. Expect to hear us talk about Teach Me How to Dougie, The Mic Situation, Lake Havasu Again, Old Ass Mandrake, Lo Main’s a Bitch, LAUSD Math, Two Man Show, Ryan’s 75 Percent, Three Parties in One Night, Dude-a-Pallooza, Skeet Gets Props, Then Exaggerates About His Game, Bumpin’ in Arizona, Skeet takes his Girlfriend to Disneyland, “Let’s Make out on A Small World”, The Whitest Place on Earth, Anaheim, Tecate Light, A Mini Fridge & A Bitch, Campbells Chicklen Noodle Soup, Good Blood Flow, and The Looongest Show. The Real Shit is back, Bitches!
I must have been drunker then I thought last week when I asked Skeet what was going on in his head. In a moment of sheer weakness on my part, I turned on the mic and let him vocalize it. With that, allow me to Introduce and Apologize for Another Level of The Back Splash…. Skeet’s Thoughts. You’ve been warned, Bitches!
Finally, we’ve come to the end of these damn Havasu Shows. Don’t get me wrong, I still think these were the best and only good things to come from that dumb ass waste of a trip, but I think it’s time for the Post Game Wrap-Up Shows and the truth to come out so we can officially put this shit to bed. As far as the Final Episode goes, as fun and flirty as #10 was, #11 is equally Drunk and Lame. I’m almost glad my Mic was completely gone during this show cause it meant we couldn’t do anymore shows. Anyways… Stay Tuned for the Truth!
The Big Sexy Hype Machine has lead up to this one show… Number Ten. By far the best of the Arizona Eleven is basically a continuation of Number Nine’s Fun, but with a Sexier Flair from the half naked Ladies at the Party. Everyone’s Drunk so expect a couple Rookie Party Fouls and General Bullshit. The Mic situation is still an issue, but everything that needs to be heard is heard. All in all, this was the best time we had in Lake Havasu. Enjoy!
In honor of England shitting a brick in the World Cup so far I thought it might be nice to see something good their country has to offer. With that I introduce you to New Babe of the Week – Rosie Jones. Another in a long line of Page 3 Titty Models that could bring the whole World Cup Tournament to a compete stop with those two perfect things hanging from her 19 year old body! Love it.
Sorry it took so long to put this show up tonight, I was Looting and Rioting in Downtown L.A. with all the other Mexicans. Nah, just joking, I was watching Mythbusters. Anyways, here’s the start of the Biggest and Best Party Situation we had in Lake Havasu. Everyone is Drunk off their asses and I think I might be the only person who kinda remembers that night. Listen for our New Show Regulars, Maverick and Nightstalker to make their Bush Debuts and The Greatest Skeet Coma Ever! Good times!
Back in the Mix here comes another invigorating rendition of The Back Splash. In this rousing episode expect to learn something that you can’t unlearn. This is the dude that I chose to teach you stuff. My Bad. The funny part about this Splash is that we recorded it 3 months ago and there’s no way he remembers what he said. Have fun!
So Party #1 is officially over to the extent that Sweet Lou passed out, literally, 20 minutes after we were done. So in search of some fun we ventured off into the Abyss of Lameness known as Lake Havasu and bumped into a Hot chick hanging with our friends looking for some action. It didn’t take long for Skeet to use his patented Line… “You wanna be on a Radio Show?” and Episode Eight was born. My Microphone is officially fucked at this point, but don’t worry, there’s nothing in this show worth hearing. Trust me. The only reason we did it was to see this chick shake her big ass in her bikini. Good Times start on Thursday!
In the middle of a Lake Havasu Party Extravaganza we get back to the real shit and The Bush Hall of Fame. Today we Induct a Sports Entertainment Legend and Skeet’s Future Prescription Drug. This show was recorded two days ago this past Saturday Night before all the Post Game Wrap-Up Shows. Shit is Real, Bitches! We’re Back!
I’ve been hyping it up all month and now it’s time for the Parties! Yeah Bitch, PARTIES! PLURAL! That’s how your boys got down on Saturday Night in Lake Havasu. This was the first situation that we fell into that introduced a New Playa into the Bush… Sweet Lou! He was cool as fuck, but if you listen carefully, you can hear where he breaks my mic! No biggie the parties must go on!
Can you believe it’s been almost a Month since my last Babe of the Week?! To be honest that’s the only reason I’m putting one up today! I’m all Soccered out after the World Cup Opening Day. But I digress… It was only a matter of time before a Sex Tape of Kendra Wilkinson came out. Word is that she’s been shopping them around town for a couple years now before she got married. After the baby she hoped they’d go away. HAHA, yeah right! She’s Not Famous or even that Cute, but let’s Face it, she might be The Downest and Most Fuckable Chick on the Planet! I haven’t seen the movie yet, but is there any chance she can’t fuck!?
