Archive for May, 2010

Just Clownin’ 67

PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 67 #258

8 Straight Days of Just Clownin’ Shows, Bitches!! But every good thing has to come to an end! Expect to hear us talking about Bitches, Old Faithful, 25% Chance of Bitches, Place B, 65% Chance if Bitches, Dru Down, 1994, Comment Board Pimps, Skeet’s Fan vs. Big Sexy’s Fans, Skeet’s Girlfriend Revisited, The Boston Celtics vs. Orlando Magic, Dwight Howard is Overrated, The Lakers in The Finals, Skeet’s Tiny Bladder!!, Cork his Pussy, Weenie Roast, “Don’t cross the Streams!”, Mini Skeet Pee’d on himself as a kid!, Cross your Legs!, & Dancing Skeet with No Bladder Control! It was Fun, now get Ready for The Havasu Shows!

SkeetadnBigSexy@Yahoo.com

OFFICIAL BUSH PROGRAMMING NOTE !!

No Hall of Fame Show today because I had a plan. So here’s the deal… Unfortunately, my expectations for our Internet Situations in Arizona are low at best, so The Havasu Fun will have to come next week and not Live like I was hoping, but don’t worry your little hearts, I have something HUGE planned for that ass. We have a shit load of Just Clownin’ Shows that we’ve done the past 3 weekends just waiting to get put up on the site. Most of the topics revolve around the Havasu Trip which we leave for this Thursday, so what better way to keep you entertained while we’re actually there then with

NON-STOP JUST CLOWNIN’ SHOWS ALL WEEK LONG !!

While you’re laughing and getting caught up with everything we’re doing, just know that we’re gonna record everything going on in Arizona, from the RV Ride down there to the Post-Coital Wrap Up Shows, Everything will be documented. This is as real as it gets on The Bush!

Just Clownin’ 66

PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 66 #257

It’s Sunday and we’re still in Arizona. Hopefully still alive and not deported, but anyways…. Expect to hear us talk about Ghana, Crenshaw Mafia, The World Cup, Skeet’s History Book, Nigerians are Fast, No Football since 1995, Spanish 1, Teach Me How to Dougie, Speaking Chinese in 15 years, Skeet and Big Sexy Get a Pass, Tienanmen Square, Full Court against Yao Ming, The Great Wall of China, Keep the Blacks Out, Big Dick Soldiers, Playing the Hits, Stop Staring at My Nuts, “I got Nice Balls”, Symmetrical Nuts, “My Balls Taste like Chicken”, Ball Croutons, The Hood Mix, Fucking Arizona Again!, The Eye of the Storm, Deportation & Gun Shots, Just Clownin’ Reset!, Mexicali Prison, and The BP Oil Spill! Enjoy!

SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

Just Clownin’ 65

PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 65 #256

Fuck My fingers are tired from typing all day, but my pain is your Gain! Skeet’s Best intro in over a Year starts us off, We’re on Fire!, If you don’t like Just Clownin’…, Skeet never brought anything to the table, Skeet the Talk Show Host, The Back Splash, Lo Main wishes he was Me, The 5’6″ Registered Sex Offender, Your Perception is based on The Reality we Give you!, Correctional Officer to a Rapper, 100 Favors, Taking Baby Mama’s Shopping, 50 Cent, Diving into the Havasu Stock Pile, DONATIONS !!, Jesus wants you to DONATE !!, The Bush knows your girl Swallows, “Have you ever Slapped your Girlfriend with your Dick?”, Roman Soldier Helmet, The List, You wanted Skeet, but you took his Homeboy, Bullshit Indigestion, Stinky Pinky, Fish Places in Culver City, They had that Stinky Pussy Look, Pearl Harbor, They got what they deserved, Rice Patties, Officially the Summer of Racism, Japanese Tweens, and Ray Cash’s One Hit Wonder! Peace out!

SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

Just Clownin’ 64

PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 64 #255

We’re balls deep in Lake Havasu right now, but we’re still Pimpin Coast to Coast! Here we go again with the Clownin! I bring in the Intro cause Skeet is lagging, Mystikal gets a Shout, The Man Right Chea, “Call your Bitch!”, Skeet’s Ex-Girlfriend, Then…The Most Regrettable Moment in Bush History!, “Just cause I didn’t fuck you!”, I don’t Fuck fat Girls, “But I did!”, Skeet Breaks into Song, Pass the Baby Oil on the Left Hand Side, “You want a Back Rub!?”, Who’s Mic Stinks?, Passed up Pussy on my right Hand Side, My Dick, We call Lame Fat Bitches on the Show, Off the Air we call the Dope Bitches, Fucking a Black Girl in Havasu, “You think I fucked more white girls then Ryan?”, Hootie Hoo, Outkast, Did we start a fight? Did we ride Jet Skis?, What’s the oldest girl any of us Macked on?, The Last Time Big Sexy put in work was 4 years ago, Diving on the Grenade!, “Once I realized you were fuckin’…”, Just let it happen, and “Oh wait that’s your Car…”. You gotta love it!

SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

OFFICIAL BUSH PROGRAMMING NOTE !!

No Babe of the Week today because I had a plan. So here’s the deal… Unfortunately, my expectations for our Internet Situations in Arizona are low at best, so The Havasu Fun will have to come next week and not Live like I was hoping, but don’t worry your little hearts, I have something HUGE planned for that ass. We have a shit load of Just Clownin’ Shows that we’ve done the past 3 weekends just waiting to get put up on the site. Most of the topics revolve around the Havasu Trip which we leave for this Thursday, so what better way to keep you entertained while we’re actually there then with

NON-STOP JUST CLOWNIN’ SHOWS ALL WEEK LONG !!

While you’re laughing and getting caught up with everything we’re doing, just know that we’re gonna record everything going on in Arizona, from the RV Ride down there to the Post-Coital Wrap Up Shows, Everything will be documented. This is as real as it gets on The Bush!

Just Clownin’ 63


PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 63 #254

Pimpin’ is as Pimpin’ does! We’re officially in Lake Havasu right now, but the Game never takes a rest. Expect to hear Corporate Skeet, Beating Around the Bush, ” I got bored”, “You think we’re Funny, so Give us Some Money!”, Big Sexy’s Swagger, “Fart like a Ninja, Cut like a Razor Brade”, Skeet finished First!, “I forgot what I was gonna say”, That’s what she said, Big Sexy the Foreplay Nigga, Romance, Diving in Head First, Put the Floaty Down, Comment Board Clownin’, Get my Samurai Sword out of Storage, 63 is the Reset, “Are we good?”, Spell Check, Is Skeet gonna get Pussy in Havasu?, We both have shit to prove!, “So your girlfriend Swallows then?!”, Our fans aren’t that stupid… yeah they are!, She looks like the Type that would Swallow, “You talking about my Boo Boo?”, Milwaukee, WI, Skeet Deflects Hard!!, Your dick must be crusty, “Who’s tasted the most secretions?”, Game Progression, Skeet thinks you guys are stupid and you don’t see what he’s doing, A good shade of White, Waste Not, Want Not, The Power Slide, Strong Hands, Big Shoulders, Perfect for Stroking Cock, and “Does she spot you!?”! Keeping the awesomeness going!

SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

Just Clownin’ 62

PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 62 #253

We’re still in the Mix, bitches! Let’s keep it going… We start by talking about how much alcohol we’re gonna consume, The Mexican American Anthem, “Yo Quiero Taco Bell”, “Don’t you sick the Dogs after me, Boss!”, Stupid Alcoholic Foolishness, 1 Forty for 3 Hours of Chillin’, Sucking on Ketchup Packets, Skeet’s Fear of Tequila, Mud Butt, Oil Slick, “Even the Mud’s gonna run from You”, Swimming in Jizz, Skeet’s Greatest Story Ever!, “You have some Lint in your hair!”, “You have Nut on your head!”, My hand betrayed me, “I’m Man enough to say that I touched another man’s jizz!”, “Give me credit for tasting my jizz!”, Asian Girls, Corn chips, The Saltiest Kiss Ever!, 40% Chance of Tasting your own Jizz, Blind Taste Test, The Pepsi Challenge, Seaman & Swallow, Skeet answers his Phone!, Defensive Skeet talking about his Girlfriend, Simpin’ on the Phone again, “Tell your girlfriend I said, Hi”, 25 Minutes of Simpin’, “You Hang Up… No, You Hang up”, “I love you fucking white girl!”, How Dare you Lie to the Fans!, Late Child Support Checks, and Fish Fry on Thursday’s. Love it!

SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

OFFICIAL BUSH PROGRAMMING NOTE !!

No Skeet’s Back Splash today because I had a plan. So here’s the deal… Unfortunately, my expectations for our Internet Situations in Arizona are low at best, so The Havasu Fun will have to come next week and not Live like I was hoping, but don’t worry your little hearts, I have something HUGE planned for that ass. We have a shit load of Just Clownin’ Shows that we’ve done the past 3 weekends just waiting to get put up on the site. Most of the topics revolve around the Havasu Trip which we leave for this Thursday, so what better way to keep you entertained while we’re actually there then with

NON-STOP JUST CLOWNIN’ SHOWS ALL WEEK LONG !!

While you’re laughing and getting caught up with everything we’re doing, just know that we’re gonna record everything going on in Arizona, from the RV Ride down there to the Post-Coital Wrap Up Shows, Everything will be documented. This is as real as it gets on The Bush!

Just Clownin’ 61

PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 61 #252

Here we go again! As we crawl in with the First Show of the Day expect to hear Big Sexy’s Rookie Mistake, Lake Havasu Supplies, Low Blood Alcohol Content, Straight from the Senior Center, Cases of Beer, 2 Liter Bottles of Vodka, Skeet’s Board Shorts, 24 Inch Waist, Skeet’s a Spinner, Extra Shmedium, Skinny Jeans, “You ain’t gonna see no titties are you?”, Rainbow Brite, There’s always gotta be little bit of white on the inside, Circumcision Scar, “Try on them shorts, Skeet!”, Old Navy Cougar Hunting, “I want you even Less!”, “I used to have it!”, Octo Mom, Who Wants to Be #15′s Daddy?, Bush Role Playing, “I’m gonna Suck your Love out of You!”, Semen Hands, An Hour of Jacking, “I can shoot a Load Half Limp!”, and Skeet’s Folded Cock. Enjoy!

SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

Just Clownin’ 60

PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 60 #251

Seriously, you would’ve thought we’d make a bigger fuss over Episode #250 yesterday, but we’re definitely not gonna let Just Clownin’ 60 pass us by, right? In this show expect to hear us talk about Skeet bringing the Intro’s Back, Rollin’ Sixties, Say Goodbye to Skeet, (Basketball Show Coming Soon!), Shaquille O’Neal, 55% Free Throws, The Inland Empire, DONATIONS !!, Miller High Life Cap, Arizona Again!, Mexican Cops, “They Started it!”, Top Simp, Junior Pimp, Mexican Jokes, Big Sexy the Brick Layer, Selling Oranges, “Jesus would Frown on this”, Carson Palmer & Troy Polamalu, The Cowboys on The Dish, “Lay down some child support!”, “Lay Down a Hug, Daddy!”, Skeet’s Dad, Married to a Lesbian, Skeet’s Ex-Wife, “Please say it was with your White Girlfriend!”, Jack Daniels is God, Ray Charles, “You don’t know your Daddy until he’s Shit on you!”, “Your Daddy was a Good Man!”, 4 TD’s in One Game, Booger Sugar, plus “If you ever meet your Daddy, tell him he owes me $25!”. Here comes the JC Onslaught!

SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

OFFICIAL BUSH PROGRAMMING NOTE !!

No Hall of Fame Show today because I have a plan. So here’s the deal… Unfortunately, my expectations for our Internet Situations in Arizona are low at best, so The Havasu Fun will have to come next week and not Live like I was hoping, but don’t worry your little hearts, I have something HUGE planned for that ass. We have a shit load of Just Clownin’ Shows that we’ve done the past 3 weekends just waiting to get put up on the site. Most of the topics revolve around the Havasu Trip which we leave for this Thursday, so what better way to keep you entertained while we’re actually there then with

NON-STOP JUST CLOWNIN’ SHOWS ALL WEEK LONG !!

While you’re laughing and getting caught up with everything we’re doing, just know that we’re gonna record everything going on in Arizona, from the RV Ride down there to the Post-Coital Wrap Up Shows, Everything will be documented. This is as real as it gets on The Bush!

Just Clownin’ 59

PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 59 #250

I’m not even gonna pretend that I’m not exhausted and drained from yesterdays Pre-Havasu Stock Piling of Rations…and oh yeah, the massive amounts of alcohol we consumed to make sure we’re ready for the trip of a lifetime. Because of that, you’re on your own to discover Fifty Nine. I’ll give you a hint though… It’s Funny as Hell! NOW DONATE BITCHES!

SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

Big Sexy’s Bitches – Lindsay Marie

What better way to get ready for A White Girl-A-Palooza like Lake Havasu then with a beautiful girl next door who was born and raised out there in the Desert. Meet Chandler, Arizona’s Own, Lindsay Marie. As Sexy as they come and The Latest Babe of the Week!

BigSexy@SkeetandBigSexy.com

Just Clownin’ 58

PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 58 #249

I’ll admit I didn’t know how prevalent the Just Clownin’ List of Shows was until it was all I had to put on the site. Lucky for you ‘This shit right here, Nigga”, is Fire! Go back and listen to the ending moments of Just Clownin’ 57 when Skeet receives a Phone Call… That’s where we pick up this episode! Skeet Back Pedals and Deflects the Girlfriend Questions, *69, Skeet’s Simp Voice, They come in Pairs, Skeet Lying to Kick it, UFC Fights, Happy Mother’s Day, “Can you control your Ho!”, Little Tyreeq, WIC & Section 8, “Step Yo Game Up!”, Dolph Lundgren, Ivan Drago, The Punisher, & He-Man, Ralph Macchio, The Karate Kid, “He Killed Apollo!”, The Greatest Afros Ever, Carl Weathers, Skeet’s Hair History, The Weave Bitch, Al Sharpton’s Perm, James Brown, Martin Luther King Jr.’s Hair Plus we invent The Afro & Mullet Headphones! Make your Donations Early and Often!

SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com