Lo Main likes lame bitches. When William agrees with you, you know exactly how lame you are! I know what I said, but I refuse to corrupt my List of Bitches with a couple 6′s. Christina Hendricks is a Fat Chick who reminds me of Skeet’s Big Australia, Ashley Tisdale is a direct descendant of Minnie Mouse, and Taylor Swift is a White Supremacist! None of these bitches would ever make the cut. CLICK HERE FOR THE REAL BABE OF THE WEEK!
Can you believe it… Fifty!? When I reluctantly let Skeet talk me into just pressing Record and letting the shit fly, I never expected it to get to 50, let alone becoming the main stay topic for The Bush. I can’t hate at all, it’s our shit and apparently it’s yours, too. I know you didn’t think we wouldn’t bring the fire for the Golden Anniversary! Buckle your Skeet Belts, Here comes The Fifty!
It’s that time again! Time to Lock up the White Girls and apparently, put the kids to sleep. I’ll admit I came up with this little ditty, but only Skeet could have put it in to words like this. Only in The Back Splash can you learn that Drugging Kids is sometimes a necessary evil!
We’re getting close to the Golden Anniversary of Skeet’s Greatest Contribution to the Website… Just Clownin’! Expect to hear us talk about Skeet’s Pistol Grip Pump, 40 oz. Bottle Adapter, Big Sexy’s Cute & Practical Water Gun, Character Definitions, The Bush Takeover Lake Havasu, Margaritas, Betsey the Problem Starter, Skeet’s New Panties, Size Small, “Can you see my heartbeat?”, Sexy Hairy Wrists, The Official White Guy of The Bush, Affirmative Action, The Havasu Show Schedule, Skeet’s Lake Havasu Uniform!!, Big Sexy in Pasties, The Cesar Chavez Workers Union Uniform, Glitter in the Sunscreen, Cracked, Dry, Black Leather, Wesley Snipes, “The Nigerians are the Blackest”, Uncle Umbutu’s Pyramid Scheme, The One Nigerian that went to College on a Running Scholarship, and Zartan, The Black Toy that turned White. Enjoy!
In the Tenth Induction Class into The Bush Hall of Fame. We proudly represent the Greatest Professional Athlete of All-Time and The Greatest After School Game Ever.
Here we go again… Expect to hear us talk about all the Fans Worldwide, Big Sexy Can’t See No Titties, Chat Conversations, Pasties, There’s Titties in them Darn Hills, Alphabetized Porn Collections, Asian… Asian… Asian… Asian… Brazilian, How do you say Titty in Chinese?, When was the last time you saw a Titty?, William’s Dad, Drooling in the Milk Isle, Skeet’s Lactating Girlfriend, Shower Me with Your Love, Skeet’s New Fetish, “Fuck up my Bed Sheets!”, Bed Puddles, One Limp Weenie, Squirting in your own Mouth, Snorting Chicken Skins, What’s that Abooot Mandrake?, Trey Songz, “Hated it!”, Pimpin’ since the 80’s, Comment Board Clownin’, The Spring of Racism, MLK Day, “I’ll Choke the Shit Out Yo White Ass!”, That Nigga Syndrome, The Plight of the Mexican Man, Server Issues Resolved, Handjobs & Taint Hickeys, “Lick the Seam!”, and Brittanya O’Campo. Much Love!
Now we’re talking. Finally some universal knowledge that every guy needs to learn how to deal with. This week in The Back Splash, Skeet teaches you how to deal with one of the Female Races most potent and prevalent attacking techniques.
I need to make this abundantly clear, this is not our topic! This is a topic from Mademen.com that I came across the other day and thought it might be interesting to pass along to all of you sponge ass listeners in between Just Clownin’ Shows. Boy, was I wrong! If you happen to be Richard Branson or Bill Gates, this list might be for you, but for all of us normal guys, you’ll have a better shot at the local watering holes. There are ample reasons that this list turns into the 12 Worst Places to Pick Up Chicks. But don’t worry, your boys will come up with our Top 10 List coming soon.
This past Monday marked the Ninth Induction Class into the Sacred Grounds known as The Bush Hall of Fame. We Inducted a Revolutionary Toy Invention and The Best Karate Flick the 80′s had to offer. Listen Again and Learn More, Bitches.
In Case you’re oblivious to what’s been going on on the Website, there was a Serious Glitch in The Matrix Thursday Night. We’ll go into all the Details and Explanations on an upcoming Show, but for about an hour and a half the whole website was down and erased completely. Everything is back to normal and all of the security holes have been plugged. In the mean time, it’s my job to catch you all up with the week that never was. If you’ve been putting it off, here’s Sunday the 18th’s, Just Clownin’ 47 for your enjoyment again.
Last week in looking through the Archives of Hip Hop Video Vixens for a sexy Latina it was hard not to see Esther Baxter. She’s everywhere, but in a good way. It was impossible for me not to choose her as the next Babe of the Week
If you’ve tip-toed your way into the Comment Section on the Website a few weeks ago you might’ve come across one of our biggest fans mentioning how he thought Geography, Lack of Finances, and/or Social status have nothing to do with Inner City kids choosing their direction in life, namely sports, and that the only reason that there aren’t any Brown skinned people in the Winter Olympics is because they just didn’t have any interest in them. For obvious reasons, this struck a chord with your boys so we felt the need to touch upon this sensitive issue
When The Back Splash was accidentally created during the Civil War I told Skeet when we get through with our fake breakup, I want to come back more Edgy and Outrageous then ever. Looking back at that now, it was probably a Bad Idea. You’ve been warned!
And on the Third Day, Your Lord and Savior Big Sexy Christ made you laugh! AGAIN! We’re Just Clownin’ Bitches. On this episode expect to hear us talk about The Bush vs. Plano, TX, The Ear Hustlers, Comment Board Roll Call, “Don’t Poke the Bear!”, Simper Bowl III ?, Big Sexy’s Lack of Game, Our Gullible Little Friend, “Are you afraid of Pussy?”, $150.00 to Mack, The Big Sexy Junk, Chocolate Starfish, Chicken Hawking, Skeet to the Rescue!, New Team Member Initiations, Skeet Text Messaging his Girlfriend 24/7, and the New E-mail Addresses for your enjoyment! We The Best!
You are now entering the 2nd Day in a Full Week of Bush Game! Today,The Bush Hall of Fame inducts Two Comedy Pioneers and Skeet’s Favorite Liquid to put in his mouth other then Vaginal Secretions. Buckle up Bitches!
