Here we go again! You guys should probably be expecting this shit by now. Anyways, we’re Just Clownin’ again! In this episode expect to hear us talk about all the shit that we missed in the Months during the Civil War. Tiger Woods’ Apology, The Haitian and Chilean Earthquakes, The Relief Efforts starring Justin Bieber, We Introduce you to Nigger Pooh, the Winter Olympics and of course, a Preview of The 2nd Annual Summer of Racism. Love it!
During the Civil War, I get a call from your boy Skeet. His voice was a little shaken like there was something on his mind. He says plain and simple “Man, white bitches can do no wrong.” Of course I answer with “Uhhhh, Yeah, No shit!” His response was, “Did you know Laura Bush killed a Dude?” to which I answered “…Save it for the show!
If you’re slow and that didn’t sum it all up for you, Here’s our take on a short and sweet list of some of the World’s Best “I’m White and I’m gonna do whatever I want” Stories and the Celebrities you literally let get away with murder.
I wasn’t Bullshitting before the Civil war… The site needs way more Sexy Latina Chicks! Get ready for an Exotic, Tan Skinned, Taco loving onslaught over the coming Months. First Specimen is Belen Rodriguez. Argentinian Sex Goddess and Italian Soccer Star Sex Toy. Are you ready for Big Sexy’s Bitches?
Did you expect us to come back with the Fiery Vengeance of 10 Lo Main’s and not hit you with a Just Clownin’ episode!? Don’t worry though, you know damn well we’re still talking about all of you bitches falling for the greatest joke ever told! Expect to hear us talk about The Fans with Balls, Lo Main getting Butt Hurt, Don’t get stabbed!, Brittany Skye, Mandrake’s Tears on the site, My Bottom Bitch, “You did it again Big Sexy!”, Poland, The Civil War Battle Lines, Skeet’s Nut Cheese, My IP Address will Punish You, A Young Big Sexy, ‘If it wasn’t for this case of Ringworm’, and Behind the Scenes of The feud. You know you missed it!
In case you haven’t realized it yet, we’re really enjoying all of this! So much in fact that we recorded another Reunion Show in case we missed something the first time around. We were so happy with how this turned out, it brought us to song.
Today is the First Day of Spring, representing New Beginnings and Rebirth. On the Bush it represents Comedy and the Greatest Joke in Internet History! Get off the ledge, Lo Main! WE’RE BAAAAAACK!!!
After much deliberations, per the Finalized details of the Termination Contract, it has been agreed between the Two Parties to showcase the New Direction of both individuals and their creative properties.
Today’s Preview is of “Big Sexy’s Beating Around the Bush” the program starring “Big Sexy” previously of the Original Beating Around the Bush Podcast Radio Show. This new program will carry over all previous joint content to a new URL at the start of next month.
This is the last time “Big Sexy” will be heard on this URL. Again, the Former Team would like to Thank all of their Followers and Loyal Listeners.
After much deliberations, per the Finalized details of the Termination Contract, it has been agreed between the Two Parties to showcase the New Direction of both individuals and their creative properties.
Today’s Preview is of “Skeet’s Back Splash” the program starring “Skeet” previously of the Beating around the Bush Podcast Radio Show. This new program will replace all previous joint content on this URL (http://SkeetandBigSexy.com) at the start of next month.
Per the Contract details, “Big Sexy” also of Beating Around the Bush fame will have his Preview Showcase this Thursday, March 18th. That will be the last day Big Sexy’s likeness will be featured on this website in new content.
Despite the Impending Regime and Format change of the URL (http://SkeetandBigSexy.com), for the time being, all of the previous years’ Content is still available here for your enjoyment. The Sole Proprietor of the Website would like to invite you to view all of the Former Babes of the Week at it’s normal Link URL on this website.
A message from Skeet;
“Get all the old tired bitches that guy with bad taste picked out while supplies last! The New shit is coming soon! Listen to The Back Splash Preview this Monday to hear all the details. Contractually I have to tell you the ankle grabber known as Big Sexy will have his gay ass Skeet-less mistake of a preview on Thursday. After that nothing but game for your asses!”
With only 1 episode left in the Books, The Bush is officially over! After 224 episodes and Tons of Laughs, thanks to a couple over-payed Lawyers and a ton of Paperwork, the Site, the Show, and the Friendship will no longer exist after this Thursday. Contractually I have to tell you to stay tuned for the Preview of Skeet’s Back Splash, next Monday the 15th, but equal time gives you the Preview of Big Sexy’s “Beating Around the Bush” on Thursday the 18th.
This is my last day as Administrator on the Website so I want to take this time to say thanks to everyone who’s repped me over the years. Come and find me for some REAL COMEDY and REAL GAME!
As for this show, it’s something we recorded before Valentine’s Day so we were “friendly”. It’s the last time you’ll ever hear your boys having a good time so enjoy it. The topic is pretty self explanatory…
No matter how much bickering and bullshit goes on between the two of us, there’s one part of the site he can never touch… Big Sexy’s Babes of the Week will live on forever! In the words of his Financial Idol, “You Can’t Touch This!” Something else he’ll never touch, the newest BotW, Karla Spice. Internet Goddess and General Hottie! Seeing Salma’s picture up for the Cougar Hunting Safari helped me realize the website could use a little more Latin Flavor! Karla Spice is one of the sexiest and newest faces in the world of South American Hotness. Enjoy!
Remember way back when… To a simpler time, before Lawsuits and Contracts, Before Big Heads and Bullshit. Remember when there was something to be learned from The Bush? Now it’s just a place for Psycho Stalkers to vent their sexual frustrations out to the world. Does anybody remember laughter? Well, lucky for all you bitches, I own all the Masters in The Bush Vault… Classic shows like this one where we give you detailed instructions on how to spot, and pick up the hot Cougar in the Club. He’s an arrogant douche bag now, but back then he had some shit to offer. Hear The Bush as it was intended to be heard… while you still can!
Let’s be honest, It was probably destined to happen. At one point or another, all the bullshit had to catch up with us. The Fame, The Fortune, The Bitches, and everything that came with the Success of The Bush is ultimately what’s going to tear us apart. The Battle Lines have been drawn in the sand and are well defined! Choose your side wisely! Once you make your decision you can’t change back. Only Skeet can be a Two-Faced, Flip Flopper!
E-mail us your Battle Plans at SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com
I’d like to start off by apologizing to all the real fans out there that ventured into the Pulpit known as the Comment Board and were subjected to all that Bullshit being spewed recently. Give a Black Man a Forum to speak his mind and this is how he repays you! And now his little poser follower that just got out of prison thinks people care what he has to say… Whatever, I digress.
We’re Just Clownin’ again! Yes folks, he was good for something at one point! Expect to hear us talk about Jake busting through the Taint Hickey Defense, DeGeneration X, “Come and Get it!”, “You can’t stop me, you can only hope to contain me!”, Craig Ehlo, Basketball Cards, Nuts on his Chest, John Paxson’s Rookie Card, Craig Ehlo’s Coaching Career, “What I did wrong here…”, Jake Ehlo and his girlfriend Dikembe Mutumbo, Outside Shooting, NBA Dunk Contest, The Calabasas YMCA, Gary Payton’s Hops, Manute Bol, Jordan & VC, Mastering your Craft, Dennis Rodman, 72-10, Valentine’s Day Gifts on The Bush, William’s Probation, “I HAVE VETO POWER, BITCHES!”, Popov Vodka, and Roofies! Good Times!
