I don’t know what it is about the Alternative, Semi-Emo Chicks! With their piercings and the Tattoos they just ooze sexuality and openess. I think Brittanya and Ashley from Rock of Love really brought it out in me and I made them BotW All-Stars because of it, but then Internet Babe Violet Erotica and now the newest inductee into the Babe of the Week, Vikki Blows confirm my new found attraction for the Alt-Babe. Not Goth though, that’s just gay! Sexy and Confident with a little attitude. I honestly don’t know what it is yet, I’ll let you know when I figure it out. In the mean time, just know she’s hot as fuck!
Down Boys! I think he’s had enough even though he did bring it all on himself. But whatever, that’s past news. Since we all agree that the Game Corner needs this Indefinite Hiatus, in it’s place I thought I’d put up a reminder of one of the good things Skeet has actually brought to the table. OK… the list of his contributions isn’t very long, but he did give us Just Clownin! He deserves all the credit for that. He also thought of Celebrity Fight Club, but whatever.
In this episode expect to hear Me speaking out of my Ass, Censorship on the Bush, Lighten Up and all the Honkies, UFC, Herschel Walker whoopin’ ass, The Apprentice, Jean Claude Van Damme, Men doing the Splits, K1 Muay Thai, The Dim Mok, Bloodsport, The Kumate Song, Ballet Dancing, Studio Gangstas, Stunt Men with Quick Hands, Who’s Mr. Miyagi?, and Jaden Smith’s Career.
Random and Lovely! E-mail us SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com
I’ll be the first to admit that at some points in the 2 Years of The Bush, I knowingly would over-hype certain topics or shows for dramatic effect. Sometimes it’s warranted, sometimes all it is, is Hype. Let me tell you this right now… The Simper Bowl is NOT Hype!
Recent Events in One of your Favorite Online Characters Real Life will dramatically change the way you listen to Internet Comedy Forever! Think that sounds like Hype? Ask yourself this, When was the last time you heard a New Game Corner? After this, when will you? Will you even want to?
This is, legitimately, one of the saddest stories of a Fallen Hero you will ever hear. Remember where you were when the Game went Lame? When the self proclaimed Pimp, turned into a Simp. I can’t think of a better way to celebrate our One Year Anniversary of SkeetandBigSexy.com, then with the SIMPER BOWL !!
It took a long time for me to induct a Pornstar into the Babes of the Week because I just thought that naked bitches were so prevalent on the Web that I wanted to show you some of the other hot chicks you guys were missing out on. Little did I know I’d find an up and cumming Pornstar that is still new enough to the game that I can introduce your penis to her while she’s still fresh. Meet Gabriella Fox, Newest Digital Playground Contract Girl, Future Porn Goddess, & Big Sexy’s Latest Muse. Celebrate her upcoming 21st Birthday by rubbing one out to her! She’d have it no other way!
No Throwback Thursday cause we’ve been doin’ work! New shows for you Ho’s! We’re Clownin’ again, Bitches! In this show expect to hear about Naive 14 year old Skeet, The First One to ‘Smash’, Busted Condoms, Put that Black thing in your Face, The First Episode, Sphincter Tight, Holding Back the Real Skeet, The Super Producer, Just Clownin’ & The Bible, “Licking Around the Bush” starring Jake and the Clitty Committee, The Greatest Cosigner Ever!, Skeet vs. Jake in the Comments, “Is she really your Girlfriend?”, and What exactly is Taint Defense? Only on The Bush!!
As a kid growing up in America you learn to accept a lot of “Fake” bullshit thrown around as Fact. Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Hairy Palms, Jesus Christ, etc. One of the worst things that has caught on as part of the norm is the celebration of Valentine’s Day! Literally, NOT a Holiday, but built up by the gruesome combination of Needy Women, Candy Makers, and Greeting Card Companies, I challenge you to try and have a woman in your life who doesn’t expect some generous statement of your love and bank account. Mainly consisting of overpriced, under appreciated bullshit that she can pimp against the shit her friends are getting. It really is everything that is wrong with relationships all tied up with a pretty pink bow. Here’s our take on the subject, plus a little insight into Skeet’s New Relationship and the Upcoming SIMPER BOWL, that is recorded and ready for action!! We’re Back, Bitches!! Enjoy!!
Unless you count relatively unknown Victoria’s Secret Model, Candace Swanepoel, The newest inductee in the Babes of the Weekis the biggest Supermodel enshrined. Not Tyra Banks, Adriana Lima, or even one of my Top 5, Marisa Miller! The latest Sports Illustrated Cover Girl, Brooklyn Deckeristhe most Super of the Bunch! And despite her obvious hotness, without the cover, I don’t know if she gets bestowed this honor! Her douchey Tennis Husband weighs down her options a bit. But even with that tool on her back she’s well deserving of the title! Shows how truly hot she really is. Just look at that Rack!
Two Summers ago while we were just hitting our stride we realized that we didn’t truly know everything about everything. One of those things was Organized Religion. Sure, we had our opinions like with everything else, but I’ll admit that most of our Religious rants were skewed toward the Practical, Non-Believing Atheists thinking. Or easier referred to as the obvious truth. But in the interest of equal time, we decided to lend our Forum to 2 Towers of Religious Power and let them prepare you for The Rapture! With the success of this show, I have a feeling that Pastor Seemore Denero and The Reverend Dr. Lucifer Goodcock will be making a return to The Bush sooner than later. They’re just waiting for Anita Dollar to get out of Sex Rehab.
Choo Choo, Bitches! Take a Ride on The Big Sexy Propaganda Train! Apparently, there’s plenty of Room! It’s Skeet’s first show back from the Infirmary and of course, We’re Just Clownin’! Expect to hear the Details of Skeet Gate 2010, Throwback Thursday’s, Throat Blisters, “Waste Not, Want Not!”, 145 lbs. of Ashy Chocolate, 1 Week Recovery Time, Avelox, Joint Pain & Anal Leakage, Fucking a Horse, Nipple Hair, Wavy Happy Trail, Biting your Toenails, Skeet’s Ass Naked Gym Stories, Make it Clap, Contagious Diseases, Special Shaving Techniques, Drinking Alone, Metabolizing Antibiotics, People’s Court, Maury Povich, and Breyman College. You gotta love it! We’re Back!
If you know anything about your boy, You know I love me some Webcam Girls! If you’ve found your way into theBabes of the Week you’ve seen 2 of my favorites, Violet Erotica and Love Gisele already among the enshrined! Allow me to introduce you to #3… Cam with Carmen. I know I’ve said this about a few other girls, but believe me when I tell you, this chick has some of the best curves I think I’ve ever seen n my life! And if for some reason you’re the only person who visits this site and doesn’t believe everything I say, The Picture Speak for themselves!
During our 200th Episode Extravaganza a few weeks ago, you might’ve heard us discussing our favorite episodes from the past 2 years of Game known as The Bush. Recent to our memories was the outrageous “Air Jesus” Show from December, but for those of you that have been down since the last website, you know that we’ve been putting it down for some time now. Before Jesus was making Sneakers and before there was a single Just Clownin’ Show, there was the Art of the Jack!! Legitimately this is the show that we both looked at each other and said “Fuck yeah, let’s just go for it!” And we’ve been more open and more free ever since. This is the show that we turned the corner from two funny guys on a podcast to THE Two Funniest Guys you’ll ever hear online! And if you haven’t already, watch the Movies for this Show in our Movie Section in The Rundown or on YouTube!
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Another New Episode Bitches!! We actually recorded this weekend, believe it or not, so stay tuned for some new shit in February! We’re Clownin’ Again… Expect to hear us talk about how dope we are, “we’re the friends you wish you had”, Tonight’s not a coke night, Steven Seagal’s Crack Laws, Black Friends & Ear Hustlers, “Seriously, I’m drunk!”, Skeet and Big Sexy love the Kids, Skeet’s Dallas Cowboy Cup, L.A. Unified School District, Snatchin’ Lunch Tickets, Coffee Cake Crack!, Mexican Girls in Junior High School, Jamie Kennedy in a Witch Mask, “…before they knew it was an option!”, Bully’s getting No Pussy, “You be the Dick you wanna be…”, Truth or Dare, and Celebrity Cops. You have to listen to the whole show!!
