This Month has been pretty crazy! Everything was going great until Skeet had to catch Throat Syphilis. Still No New Shows and the Game Corner is on an Indefinite Hiatus, but there is one bright, shining light at the end of the tunnel, Big Sexy’s Babes of the Week!! The sexy ain’t going anywhere! This weeks induction is an Ultra Hot and Curvy little mixed sex kitten named, Misa Campo. If you’re a sexy eye’s man, she’s got ‘em. If you like smiles, check her’s out. If you like tight curves, get your tissues ready, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!
Every Journey begins with a Single Step. The Show full of Game and Intrigue that you Know and Love had to start somewhere. In March 2008 after a random idea from Skeet, the Adventure came to life! What better way to start “Throwback Thursday’s” off then with Episode Number One! Listen to the very First inception of The Bush and how much we’ve grown in the almost 2 years! From a grimy Hotel Room in the Hood, into all your computers around the world! The things that crack me up about the show are Skeet’s Timid, Clean Cut Attitude and My Cheesy Radio Voice during the 1st part of the show. Once we get comfortable you can hear flashes of the Radio Pimps you worship today. Skeet throwing to commercial at the end is pretty funny, too. You can’t know where we’re going until you know where we’ve been!
OK, so here’s the deal… The World as we know it, is about to Change! As of Saturday Morning, Skeet has contracted his First, in a long line of many, Sexually Transmitted Diseases. It’s a very rare strain of Throat Syphilis. The amount of Pussy you have to eat to get it is astronomical. It was touch and go there for awhile, but I sat there at his bed side and prayed for him non stop. I’m very happy to report that he is out of the hospital and doing better. However, the show must go on! Well, it would go on if we could’ve done new shows this weekend like we were supposed to! SO what does this mean for you, with Skeet out of commission for awhile we’re going to cater to all of our many new listeners out there who are new to The Bush. Every Thursday from now until Skeet’s tonsil blisters pop will be “Throwback Thursday’s” where I’ll remind you of the game of yesteryear. Skeet might be close to death, but the show lives on! The Game Corner will take an Indefinite Hiatus.
~As for this show, we’re Just Clownin’ in all it’s Glory. Expect to hear us get on More Gay TV Shows, Hiding your Balls, Clean Shaved Knuckles, When Real TV gets too Real, Steven Seagal, “Don’t get Stabbed!”, Michael Dudikoff, Dolph Lundgren, & Lou Gossett Jr. at a Strip Club, If you own an IPod you’re not a DJ, Celebrity Street Cred, How to get to the Top, and The Best Pastrami Ever. This might be my drunkest show! Slurred words and all! But at least I don’t have Syphilis!
We started the New Year with a Hot Asian Pornstar and then a Smokin’ C-List Actress with probably the nicest Tits in the Free World. There’s only 2 Logical Choices Left, Sultry Latina and Curvacious Black Girl. I flipped a Coin! Allow me to introduce you to Nilanti Narain. Fijian Queen of Curves and Sexiness and Newest Babe of the Week.Her body rivals Kim Kardashian’s unbelievable hourglass, but she’s about 5 inches taller which means more to love, but in a good way. Sexy and Exotic, your boy has type, get used to it!!
Hopefully, 24 Hours was enough time to compose yourselves after that mind boggling Pimpin Peninsula yesterday. But Pimpin never rests and the Game must go on. We got another Just Clownin’ Masterpiece for you featuring Ding-a-Ling Donaldson and Sweet Dick Big Sexy talking about Issac Hayes is not Bernie Mac, Do the Right Thing, Rosie Perez’ Huge Tits, Spike Lee’s New York Movies, The ‘Shaw, “We’re Live Bitches!”, Mr. Boombastic Shaggy, Faking the Funk for some Pussy, My Brother the First Baseman, Shabba Ranks, Stevie Wonder’s Greatest Hits, Ashy and Greasy at the same time, “Chew my Eyelashes for me, Snaggle Tooth”, The 1980 Mexican Afro, My Sister the Fat Baby, “Larry from Three’s Company messing with Don King’s Hair Care Products”, White Guys wearing Wave Caps, “Just cause you watch BET doesn’t mean you have Black Friends”, Who’s America’s Gangsta?, Ice Cube or Jay-Z, and Celebrity Shelf Life! You really have to listen to the whole show.
Back by Popular Demand and Overwhelming Laziness by Skeet, it’s the Motherfuckin’ Pimpin Peninsula, Bitches!! Thank You, Thank You, Hold your applause til’ the end! Initially created out of necessity, The Peninsula was a way to bridge the gap between lameness trapped in the confines of a Corner and to expand your minds to horizons of Game you thought could never be reached. Part One was quick and concise, but full of useful knowledge to help you in your travels, but Dare I say, the Game has Officially Changed! Version 2.0 will take you to new levels of Social Consciousness rarely attained without Hallucinogenics. You’ve been warned bitches! Like Skeet’s Mom at a 1985 Rick James Concert, consider your minds FUCKED!
It’s been said that ‘You can’t choose your family’, which basically means that no matter how many times your uncle touches your naughty places, you’re stuck with him. Just pretend he’s your priest and deal with it. But I digress. My original point is I think the same can be said for your friends. True, if someone does something so foul you could whoop his ass and be done with him forever, but what about the guys living in that gray area of friendship. The guys who are shady and untrustworthy, but haven’t exactly stole money from you or done anything stab-worthy. What then? Everybody has somebody in their lives that they don’t know if they’re still friends with or if they even want to be anymore. Here’s the unbelievably true story of 2 dope boys from L.A. wondering who’s still down, and whether they even care!
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I don’t wanna hear it! Save all your bullshit Cowboy one liners for someone who cares. The fact of the matter is, my team went further then all of your teams this season, so shut the fuck up! Skeet had the balls to call me during the game to talk shit even though he didn’t even answer his phone last week when I called to talk smack about his real favorite team, the Eagles when they were getting their asses handed to them. Whatever. The Football Season is officially over now. As for The Bush, Skeet needed to spend time with his New Black Girl Crush last night so he didn’t want to go out to the clubs, which in turn means no new shows! It doesn’t affect you guys cause we’ll eventually get around to it, but make sure you Tune in this Wednesday for the Triumphant return of The Pimpin Peninsula! I don’t have a topic yet, but it’s gonna be awesome. As far as this show goes, it’s just another hilarious installment of Yours and Our Favorite, Just Clownin’! This time we go off on each others TV favorites. Can you believe a bitch that watches The Hills and the Jersey Shore would have the balls to get at me about some man shit!? The nerve of some Bitches these days!!
If you have the tip of your dick dipped into the realm of hot bitches, you probably know of this chick from Magazines like Playboy, Maxim, and FHM over the years. If you’re a dork, loser, wannabe movie critic watching a lot of bullshit, you might recognize her as well. If not allow me to introduce you to Diora Baird. Tall, Naturally Breasted C-List Actress, and Latest Babe of the Week. This is a good one fellas!
Week 2 of the New Season and we’re still bringing fire. We’re Clownin’ again… Expect to hear about Bugle Boys Jeans, Some 1996 Skeet and Big Sexy Game, Skeet’s Intros, Air Jesus Revisited (Again!), “Will you… Justify My Lord”, A Height Minimum to Ride The Bush, Hypocrite William, Christmas Gifts for Skeet’s Girlfriend, Promise Ring?, What White People Like, Mayonnaise, No Brown Angels in Heaven, My New Girlfriend, Rainbow Coalition of Pussy, “90 Seconds and I’m eating it!”, 0 to 3 Kids in 90 Seconds, Tito or Tiny?, Skeet’s Girls Favorite Song, “If you like it then you should’ve put a Ring on it, Skeet!?”, My New Kids Sing to Me, “That’s just My Baby Daddy!”, The First Milato Baby will belong to…?, Introducing Tyreeq El Muhundi Shabazz, Jesus, Octavio, and Skeet’s Bad Ass Future Kids. Make sure you listen to the whole show! It’s just that good!
If it’s not one thing, it’s another with Skeet. If it’s not a White Girl, It’s an Asian Girl, if it’s not a Taint Hickey, it’s fucking old bitches! He’s so predictable, but I guess that’s what we love about him. You know every Wednesday you can tune in for some Game and some Laughs. The newest Game Corner focuses on a new method to an old favorite.
If you would’ve told me that we’d do a Wrestling Show I’d accept that to be true, but I’d also expect to have done it years ago! The fact of the matter is, Me and Skeet were both Raised by the WWF in the 80′s. It literally was a huge part of our lives. Once we got pubes and discovered Vagina, it faded away like it should have, but never entirely forgotten. In the Late 90′s Wrestling made a huge resurgence and we both, reluctantly, got dragged back in by the likes of The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin, but for me I was out just as fast as I got back in. I’ve been out completely for well over 5 years now, but with a Random Comment on the site and the New changing of an Old Guard, again reluctantly, we’re pulled back in. Here’s our take on Wrestling and all it’s Glory. Past, Present, and Future.
No Football Show this weekend cause Mr. Olympia, Skeet is allegedly sick (AGAIN!). I think he was just afraid of the Dallas Cowboys Buzzsaw that bitch slapped his beloved Eagles! For the Record, I would’ve went 4 for 4 cause I think I was the only person who thought the Jets and Ravens would Win. Whatever! Off to Minnesota! As for The Bush, we’re Clownin cause We’re Lazy, It’s Easy, and We’re Dope! Expect to hear Skeet’s Website Philosophy, Ear Hustlers Listen Up, “If you give it, I’ll put it right back on you”, Jake and the Clitty Committee, Skeet’s Cunnilingus Prowess, My Oral Sex Admission, Friendly Advice, The Force Shall Guide You, “I’m gonna taste your insides!”, Skeet gives Good Head in Japanese, Whiplash 69-Style, The Flavor Saver Hairstyle, Skeet’s Play-by-Play, Sound Effects, One Buff Arm, What’s more Taboo?, Broken English and Proper Grammar in the Comments, Skeet’s Half-Fro, Still Working with White People, Wifey likes Long Hair, The Superman Curl and The Duck Tail. Enjoy!
It’s Premiere Week on The Bush and I thought why not bring in Season 3 of Big Sexy’s Babe of the Week with a Bang… Literally! With the Adult Expo going on in Las Vegas this weekend I thought why not throw who I thought is the Hottest and Sexiest Pornstar on the planet into the mix. Meet Tera Patrick. If for some reason this is the first time you’ve ever seen this amazing specimen of Woman, you seriously need to listen and learn from us more then you think you do. She is legitimately perfect in every way, especially now that she’s single again. I put extras on a lot of shit, but if she’s not the Sexiest Woman on the Planet, I don’t know who is!
We couldn’t have a Season 3 without Skeet’s biggest contribution to the show… Just Clownin’! This show starts out great, but then, The Great Reversal happens. We talk about the End of the Bad Audio, Sharting, George Lopez, Adult Play Dates, Skeet shows his Pussy, Ditching the Homies, Black Friday Gifts, “Mommy said No”, Skeet Backed into a Corner, The Cold Year, Big Sexy’s Wingman Skills, A Player Hater in the Ranks, Girlfriend Pussy doesn’t Count, Skeet walks the Catwalk, Preparation H, Tampons, Douche, Skeet’s Girl Cracks the Whip, Past Girlfriend Stories, Skeet Quick to Fall in Love, The Ripper Strikes Back, Government Trained Snow Bunnies, and The Great Reversal! Enjoy Season 3!
