Let’s face it, 2009 sucked ass! The Music Sucked, The Sports Sucked, The Movies were Lame, and everybody either died or got busted doing something they shouldn’t have been doing. The Economy got worse and The only cool shit that came out of the whole shitty year was Us and the new website. Put this shit to bed!
Let’s finish this year out right! The last episode was funny, but this show is fuckin’ Game! In this show expect to hear the Aftermath of the Pimpin’ Peninsula, Dramatic Pauses, One Take Skeet, The 1st Annual Bush Gift Exchange, The Tag Champs get Reunited, Skeet’s Drunken 2008 Halloween Debacle Revisited, Morris Day & Jerome, Shogun & Bruce Leroy, The 1st Tears on The Bush, Wolverine Claws, New Ear Hustlers Representing, Lo Main’s Probation, The Skeet and Big Sexy Ninja Strike Force, Butterfly Knives & Samurai Swords in Las Vegas, Hood Nunchucks, Hood Weightlifting, and Defending Yourself Ninja Style! ONLY ON THE BUSH!!
You know you missed it! To be honest, I kind of forgot about them myself, but no matter how long we go without, Just Clownin’ Shows won’t ever go away! This is an old one from the now legendary bad audio night. I almost skipped over it and moved on to a couple of the newer Just Clownin’ shows, but the Game was Prevalent! In this show expect to hear how the 49ers are repping in Compton, CA, The Dallas Cowboys are the Most Popular Team in the NFL, Skeet still owes me a Hat, Dodgers G-Strings, The Box, When MTV used to play Music, The “Erotic City” Remix, Skeet advocates Censorship and Asks for more Gay Comments. At least I think that’s what he was saying. Again the audio is bad so who knows. Let’s get rid of all this fucked up 2009 shit! 2010 will have all clean listening! The only shitty sounds will be us.
Sorry about putting up the Football Picks Show so late, but I was doing something that Skeet, Mandrake, and Jake can’t do. CELEBRATING A PLAYOFF BERTH!!I’d like to dedicate this season to all the haters who didn’t wanna believe and to all the loser teams in which you wasted your time on. All of your teams are fighting for a .500 season. Enjoy!
Merry Christmas you little followers!! If it’s not Jesus, it’s Skeet and Big Sexy, but at least we’re Real and you can depend on us to bring some Heat to keep you warm during the Holiday Season. But I digress! Thank your God for my wallet that Christmas has come and gone for another year! Gifts have been given and Gifts have been received. Usually not to or by us, though. But it wasn’t always like that. Here’s a couple of the Best Things we ever bought in our lives including the controversial Whore Totals! Enjoy!
In March 2008, your lives officially changed for the better! Skeet called me up talking shit about Radio and the Internet Revolution began. After 21 Months, 41 Game Corners, 40 Babes of the Week, 22 Hall of Famers, Multiple Sponsors, 4 Guests, 3 Movies,2 Websites, 1 Pimpin’ Peninsula, and Thousands of Fans… The Bush turns 200! Thank You and Your Welcome, Bitches!!
In case you missed how we feel about Tiger Woods and his “indiscretions” go to the Hall of Fame in The Rundown and learn some game from the GOAT. As far as his bitches go, not a lot has been said or seen in the media over the past few weeks. Sure you got the big names here and there, but the pancake house bitches and the round the way Ducks are going unseen. Leave it to your boy and the Babes of the Week to bring ‘em out in the open. It raises the question… Is it better to Fuck for Quality or Quantity? Tiger was definitely a Mass Fucker, like your boy Skeet. Looks weren’t his number one selling point that’s for sure. Just something else to think about.
I’ll usually write something funny and interesting about the Football season and our picks, but to be honest I don’t care to entertain all of you haters out there today! So I’m gonna leave it like this… Yes, Skeet went 14-1 last week, but that was LAST week!! I still have a lead in the overall standings and that’s all that matters! The Cowboys knocked off the #1 Team in the League last night, The 49ers lost today and are mathematically eliminated from the playoffs (as if we didn’t already know they weren’t going anywhere), and to top it all off, I think I’m winning in the picks so far today! It’s gonna be a good week. Fuck all ya’ll!
I know that I put extras on some episodes and some topics, but it’s just that I know how fucking funny we are and I think you bitches should recognize by now. But because of that it might have a “Boy that Cried Wolf” reaction whenever I hype, or over-hype a new show. So with that said, I officially retract every over-hyping of every episode that I might’ve called our “Best Show Ever” over the past 2 years. It was only because I haven’t heard this one yet!! Originally it was just gonna be a normal Just Clownin’ Show, but it took on a life of it’s own. We’ve done some planned topics that turned out how we wanted and we’ve surprised ourselves a few times, too, but all Radio Gold! After hearing this show about 4 times now, I’m still in shock at where this came from and went! In the true Spirit of Christmas, We give to all of you, the Air Jesus! The Audio is Bad, but it’s the Good Word. Just Pray on it!!
Yes I did encroach on Skeet’s Game Cornerlast week, but with great reason. He didn’t do any! It was all his fault! The Pimpin’ Peninsula was born out of Necessity and not Vanity like the Game Corner. I jumped in and saved his ass like I, legitimately, always do and this is the thanks I get. Like B-Rock says “Never Again!”
We’ve talked a lot of shit about a lot of celebrities over the years. In fact, the basis of the show was brought on by our hatred of Ray J and Nick Cannon. However, amongst the shit, we’ve given props where props were do to a very select few people who’ve earned our respect. We talk about this in the show, but before a few weeks ago there was no possible way this guy even sniffs the Hall of Fame unless he listened to the shows, himself. But then the world as we knew it was flipped completely upside down. A man known for being the clean cut “Safe Nigga” showed that he is legitimately the Greatest Undercover Playa in the History of Game. Ladies and Gentlemen, we proudly induct into The Bush Hall of Fame, Eldrick “Tiger” Woods. Learn something from the G.O.A.T., bitches!
It’s been awhile, but we’re ready to bring you the goodness. Skeet thinks he’s making a comeback, but he’s fooling himself like Mandrake and Jake thinking the Falcons and Dolphins are going to the Playoffs. Anyways… Here’s another good Football show for you to get your game from. Enjoy!
In it’s truest form, the Babes of the Week was supposed to be me flexing my knowledge of Hotness from around the World to all of you would be Jackers out there. Showing all of you the girls worthy of your soiled tissues that you haven’t stumbled upon during your Online Jack Travels. I got sidetracked with some obvious hotties around the way, but I’m Back to doing what I do best. Introducing Leryn Franco, Olympic Javelin Thrower and equally talented Bikini Model from Paraguay. Tall, Curvy, and Beautiful. Who knew Athletic could be so Sexy?
We did this show a long time ago. I went back and forth about whether or not to put it up. Not because it’s bad or anything like that, I mean come on, it’s us!! I guess with the Holidays coming up and our Summer of Racism being over I thought we’d put the White People bashing (If you can call it that!) aside at least until the new year. Especially seeing how hard we’re gonna go on your God and his Footwear next Tuesday. Either way, my better judgment squashed my conscience and here you go. Skeet living and working amongst “them” encounters some weird shit on a regular basis. This is just one story of the many. But with all the bad comes all the White Girls he’s fucked so I think it’s a fair give and take.
It’s Wednesday on The Bush. To all of our fans out there that means one thing, Skeet’s Game Corner. And at least until the end of this contractual year it still does, but because of the pure and utter laziness of said co-host needing to stay home and watch his “Niggas Night Out” Finale on TV, There aren’t any New Game Corners to be posted on the site. Because I care about the Fans and all the Ear Hustlers out there, again, I stepped up to the plate and took The Bush on my broad shoulders to soldier on to a new horizon of Game. Fuck the tiny little corner with it’s boundaries and bullshit, The Pimpin’ Peninsulaknows No Bounds!
MY NAME IS BIG SEXY AND I APPROVE THIS AWESOMENESS!
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