Last night was a crazy ass night that will be talked about in an upcoming show or 2… or 3!! Before that we went to work and made some picks! Skeet won last week by 1 game, but I maintain a 10 game lead in the overall standings. As of right this second at 9:15, Skeet is winning again, but we’re opposite on the last 2 games. Whatever. I’m not scared.
Jake wanted more Black Girls… Skeet wants more Skanks… & William gets No Girls Next Door. I thought to myself How could I compensate everyone with one Babe of the Week?I knew I had a couple single skanks on deck that were more then capable, but then I thought, It’s Thanksgiving. I need to give thanks to all of the fans who’ve been jacking it to my Babes all year. With that I give you the Real Chance of Love Girls. I know what you’re thinking, Wasn’t that show on this summer, were almost in December? The answer is yes, but the thing you don’t realize is we needed the past 6 months since the shows been over for all the skanky pictures to come out! All the girls like Hot Wings, Mamacita, Doll, and Spanish Fly to name a few needed that hunger for Fame and Fortune to let out the sexiness! I’ve compiled the biggest lot of pictures in Bush History. Black Girls, White Girls, Hispanic Girls, and 2 Asian Girls!! Strippers, Closet Models, and General Attention Whores Galore!! A little bit of everything for every taste! Enjoy my Masterpiece!
I wasn’t gonna put up a new show today because I’m just waking up from a Meat Coma, but then I remembered that the Dallas Cowboys played like America’s Team today so I thought I’d jump on and talk some shit. I was gonna go to Skeet’s house for Thanksgiving, but his Dad was gonna be there so I didn’t want it to be weird for his Mom. We’ll just meet up later. Until then we’re Just Clownin’. In this show expect to hear us go off on Male Pattern Baldness (Again!), Spring Break ’91, Why Skeet doesn’t call anymore, Checking in with his Girlfriend, “The water glistening all over your body!”, Big Sexy as a Bad Influence, “Eating is better then slurping!”, Pet Names for your White Girlfriends, Even Numbered Saturday’s, Male Crushes, Sarcasm in Print, Censorship on The Bush, and Editing in more Dumb Shit. The Revolution will not be Televised! God Bless, all of us!
This is one of those topics where you just know we were drunk as hell when it popped in our heads. And the execution is just as sketchy as you’d expect. I will say this though I’m curious myself sometimes at where he gets all these crazy Game Corner ideas and thoughts so it’s cool to see a little bit into the Mind of Skeet. But only a little bit though. It’s probably really scary in there!!
It’s no secret, your boy Big Sexy can eat. Surprising to most people though is that skinny, petite little Skeet can, and has eaten more then me on several occasions. Most of which has been at a Fast Food restaurant. We’ve literally been to them all many, many times and have stories, preferences and favorites for every place you could think of. This is our Ode to Fast Food, where we argue over the Best and Worst things the Fast Food World has to offer!
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It’s literally 4:00 in the morning right now! We just got back from the club minutes ago! Skeet had to shit so he decided to spend the night on my couch so that means no “News” watching for me. I’m wide awake and full from finishing Skeet’s pork chop so I thought I’d update the site. I’m fucked up so this is taking a long ass time. Lucky for you I’m actually proofreading everything I’m typing so it’s legible. It’s taking a long ass time though so that’s all you get. Football show, I’m the shit, Skeet’s way back and lame! That’s all you need. Thank god for spell check!!
Charlize Theron, officially move your big aging ass over as Queen of South African Hotness in the Name of Candice Swanepoel! She’s 13 years younger, way sexier in my opinion, and now Babe of the Week. Plus she doesn’t count as a White Woman, William…She’s African! Look at those thick Hips!! Either way she’s hot and you all need to Love Her! Your Welcome.
Can you believe that 25 of the 92 Episodes on Skeet and Big Sexy.com have been Just Clownin’ Shows? Me neither! Skeet’s only contribution to The Bush and it’s been huge. Go Figure! And let me tell you, we have a doozy for you on our Silver Anniversary! Expect to hear A Hot Intro from Big Sexy calling out your Boy, Skeet talking to his Japanese “Boo”, Cunnilingus Euphemisms, Piggy Backing Pussy, When Memphis Bleek was Fire, Ethnic Girls on Big Sexy’s Babes of the Week, “I’m Big Sexy, Bitch!”, Ear Hustlers getting their Shine, Talking Shit out of Love, “This is how we’re coming for the Nine Deuce!”, Air David Robinson’s vs. the Deion Sanders’, Sega Master System, Joe Montana Football, Starter Jackets, Going Bald in 2009, and the First Ever Appearance of My Balls! You know you love it!
I hate Amusement Parks and everything they stand for so I can’t be a testament for whether or not this New Game Corner has actually worked for Skeet first hand. I was never there. However, I will say this, If I were going to change my mind, compromise my beliefs and put my fear of heights aside and go to one of the Theme Parks around, I would definitely use this. It might come off a little weird seeing as I’m a grown man now, but if I was 16, it would be on!
If you’ve listened to only one show, you know how big a part Music plays in the lives of Skeet and Big Sexy and of course, The Bush Revolution entirely. Every show since #1 in March 2008 has had a Soundtrack playing in the background. Depending on how many shows you’ve listened to you’ve probably heard a lot of repeat songs because, obviously we have favorites. Favorites that remind us of better times, simpler times, or experiences we lived through over the past 30 years. We’ve never had a legit favorites show because there’s just so many to name. That plus getting Skeet to focus on a list is damn near impossible. This List however, pretty much wrote itself for both of us. These are some of the songs that hallmarked our most memorable moments in our lives. Enjoy, this is a good one!
Because of laziness and cold weather No Football show this week, but I have a great Just Clownin’ episode that gets into some Football bullshit that needed to be addressed weeks ago. It is funny that the week the 49ers actually win the ugliest game of the year in Chicago and the Cowboys grab their ankles in Green Bay, we don’t pick anything! You gotta love it. And for the record, I would’ve picked the Panthers over the Falcons so watch your mouth, Mandrake. After the Football bullshit expect to hear about The Pink Parade, William gets his ass handed to him for the “Girl Next Door”, John Deere Tractors, “Some Pig” and his home girl Charlotte, Rick James and The Temptations, Old UFC Predictions, Skeet coming out of Retirement to Fight, Old Racially Fueled Boxing Predictions, Breaking the Color Lines in Plano, TX and Nigger Killing, MS, and the Golden Boy’s Golden Voice singing “No Mas!” You gotta listen to the whole show!
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When a young fan of The Bush came to me with a Long distance request for more Black Girls on the site, who was I to deprive his flaccid little inexperienced love stick of the sexiest dark meat the world has to offer. With that I bring you, I think my new favoriteBabe of the Week of All-Time, Brittany Dailey. A Sexy Video Vixen of mixed ethnicity and all the curves to back it up. With 24 pictures she’s officially the Biggest Pictorial in BotW History and pound for pound one of the sexiest girls I’ve ever seen in my life!
I’ve been sitting on this show for awhile now. I never forgot I had it, but I did forget how funny and surprisingly informative it is, though. Let me tell you this, I’m not putting extras on it when I say that it could go down as one of the most memorable shows of All-Time! Go figure, a show that’s about Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston! And make sure you listen to the whole show cause the single funniest thing I think I’ve ever said in my life comes in the last 5 seconds. Enjoy!
Skeet knows some stuff. He’s a borderline genius in some fields. His only problem is he doesn’t know what those fields are and thinks he knows everything. Whatever. This new topic in the Game Corner however, he nailed! If you want a dope party follow these few steps and you’ll be getting props and possibly laid in no time! Good Luck.
We have a bunch of Just Clownin’ shows stocked up so get ready for some Bullshit! This episode was recorded on September 12th I think so I apologize for this taking 2 months to get put up, but we’ve had a shit load of fire plus the Massacre had to get time too. Either way, here you go! In this show expect to hear us talk about Shady Big Girls, William getting us banned, Compromising your beliefs for some Pussy, Growing some Nuts, Skeet’s 25% Big Girl Ratio, Tips and Tricks to Fucking Big Bitches, Skeet getting pimped by Big Sexy, Protection Fees, Buffet Coupons, and Taint Hickey Cookies! You have to listen to the whole show!
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