What if I told you that this week’s Babe of the Week was an Uber-Sexy Half Portuguese / Half Chinese / Australian Actress, is that something you might be interested in? I thought so. Interested enough to admit to watching Melrose Place? Well if your name is Big Sexy, she is! Meet Stephanie Jacobsenwith all her DSL glory! I’m not completely locked into the show as one of my regulars, but when there’s nothing on I’ll turn over and see her whoring it up in a bra and panties or a sexy tight gown and wonder why I’m not Tivoing this shit! She is that sexy! Just promise me you’ll look at the pictures before you start clowning! I haven’t let you down yet!
Here’s a Funny, yet completely irrelevant look at our Night Club happenings of late. Despite his fondness for the Meat, Skeet was totally dead set against going to the club I wanted to go to because he always gets hit on by the big bitches there. I was dead set against going to his club because plain and simple, it’s boring and I always feel like I’ve been there and seen all the same fake ass people for the past 10 years. Obvious arguing and clowning ensue. Laughs… Blah, Blah, Blah, More Laughs… Repeat! Our Awesomeness is Redundant! Your Welcome!
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Everyone gets High nowadays. Whether you’re puffing the Magic Dragon like back in the day or you’re popping a couple Rush Limbaugh’s, most people live life in a fog. Because of that, Drugs are becoming more and more prevalent in everyday life, and have become easier and easier to find. Especially in the Suburbs. All you Future Wiggers of America don’t have to go all the way to the Ghetto to flex your BET street cred and risk getting jacked anymore. The best shit is right under your noses, in the Game Corner.
After another kick ass Football week where America’s Team, the Dallas Cowboys beat the shit out of some bitch ass Fakers, and even more important, the 49ers lose and so did the Dolphins, we’re Clownin again! Good Times on The Bush! In case you don’t know why we bag on William so often, here’s a couple recent reasons that have fueled the fire. Expect to hear us talk about his “girl” friend banning us, Getting kicked out of School again (at 30), Will’s Dad shooting up a Gym, and his Alien Abduction stories. After he gets his whoopin’… Motorcycle Clubs, Neo-Nazi’s, and The Son’s of Anarchy get mad Love, “Niggaz Night Out” on The Ultimate Fighter with Kimbo Slice, Skeet’s disappearing act on the site, Disrespectful Hollywood, and Celebrity Conspiracy Theorists. Random as hell, but you love it!
We’re back, bitches! …Well, I guesswe never left thanks to me, but Today is the first time we recorded anything since we pulled that last Football show out of our ass in 10 minutes. Everything else you’ve heard over the past couple weeks had been recorded months ago. Whatever. Here are our Football picks for Week 6. I’m officially 42-19 for the season and Skeet is a surprisingly respectable 36-25. You decide who you want to put your money behind! Here’s 8 minutes of Game!
Very Rarely do I find a smokin’ hot Internet Model that literally changes the way I think about vagina. This girl is definitely one of them. Meet Violet Erotica, New Internet Sensation, friend of former BotW Love Giselle, and One of the Sexiest Women I’ve ever seen! With Halloween right around the corner what better girl to pick then one who’s known for dressing up in costumes and who kind of scares you a little. Sounds like Perfection to me! Her Ass shots alone are Hall of Fame worthy. Your Welcome!
If you remember anything about the genesis of The Bush, you know that Clowning and Jokes about each other are pretty much the Fuel to our Fire and the main source of Comedy that you know and love. This show is the Culmination of Years of Clowning and wanting to Show off our Hating skills against each other in the Hate Olympics. Guess who gets the Gold!? Plus, it’s also the introduction to the Greatest Thing I ever thought of in my Life, The Taint Hickey. Patent Pending, Bitches!
I had so much shit planned for this week, but because we haven’t recorded anything in awhile, I had to abandon most of my ideas. Little did I know that he would burn himself all on his own. This Gay Cornerneeds little introduction, it’s just Gay Fire! I edited all these remarkable clips together, but he said everything on his own, and he meant every single word! Enjoy The Massacre!!
Never would I have thought that such a nothing/throw away topic for the Hall of Fame would turn into the most controversial and memorable show in Bush History! I know I put a lot of extras on shit, but this one even shocked me! So much in fact that the best parts of the show are the fuel for The Massacre’s fire! Don’t sleep on this one, It might get inducted into the HoF itself!
Another Football-Less week. As far as we’re both concerned there’s no football this week anyway seeing as the Cowboys and Niners both have a Bye, but that’s not the real reason we’re not doing it. Skeet’s out of town and I’m Lazy. Nuff Said. I have a funny ass Just Clownin’ Show for that ass though. In this show listen for The Shadiest of all the Bitches, Skeet watching Nancy Grace again, A Prelude to the Gay Corner Massacre on Wednesday, California Wildfires (Again!), Arnold’s still got it, Skeet’s Shady Brazilian Skank, His First Date in 15 Years, When NO Sometimes means YES, and Violent Sexual Positions! You gotta love it!
It’s never hard finding potential Babes of the Week cause there’s so many hot chicks in the world, but it is hard to narrow down all the choices to the perfect mix of hotness that represents my taste in Beauty. Think about it, famous hotties Scarlett Johahnsson & Marisa Miller haven’t even made it yet. My mission is to bring you the sexiest girls you don’t know. The hottest chicks that meet my very high criteria that will give you lonely bitches something to jack to. With that I introduce to you, Ariel Meredith. Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret Model and all around hot chick. She’s not very known, but I bet you’re penis could pick her out of lineup up by Tuesday.
Don’t like my Babes? Get your own show! Or E-mail me your ideas of hotness SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com
As if it couldn’t get any better… If you were shocked by the one minute Game Corner where Skeet talks about Fucking Big Bitches, how about a whole 20 Minute Episode where he not only talks about his favorite big girl moves, but he gets into his size preferences and past indiscretions, plus trusted techniques to get you noticed by all the ‘Thick’ums’ at your local clubs and buffets. If you’re interested in a little meat, Let Skeet’s Game take your fat bitch corralling skills to the next level. He has it down to a science, all you skinny Black Dudes, take note! This is Straight Game!
I swear I had an elaborate and detailed plan of action about how to get Skeet’s bitch ass in the Birthday Massacre, but schedules and laziness fucked it up. Since we’re in the last week before his birthday next Wednesday I thought I’d start breaking out the big guns I had in reserve. You know Skeet had to be drunk as fuck to agree to do this Game Corner, but everything he says is 100% true and he knows from legitimate experience! This ain’t shit, folks! Tune in to the Game Corner next week for the Death Blow!
I’m gonna be honest, Last week it was entirely Skeet’s fault why we didn’t have a new Class for the The Bush Hall of Fame. However, this weekend I’ll take the blame. We Actually did get together and did a couple shows including the Obvious Ass Kickin’ known as the Football show. Let’s put it this way, I was the Falcons this Week and Skeet was his beloved 49ers. It was that bad! The reason for No Hall of Fame, plain and simple, I forgot! But don’t trip, I got another insanely comical Edition of Just Clownin’ for that Ass. In this show expect to hear the State of the Gangsta Rap Union,Jay-Z – D.O.A.vs.The Game – I’m so Wavy, Skeet’s Love of the Big Bitches, Fucking a Girl with an Accent, The Electric Slide, Spiked Punch, Earth Wind & Fire, and The Steve Harvey Mixer! You gotta listen to this one!
Finally we’re back! I told you don’t expect a Football show every week, but love it when you get it! And if you like Money, listen and write down all of my picks cause I’m 31-16 for the year. Your welcome, bitches! Now to the clubs!!
