The State of Music nowadays is fucking pathetic. Style over Substance. Anybody can plug a Microphone into a Computer with some Auto-Tune and create some bullshit for the world to despise. If you really want it to explode in the shitty music business try to create a dance move in your song or wear some crazy clothing to catch the teens eyes. Skeet’s Game Corner talks about how easy it is to learn how to Rap with No Talent. You know what I just realized, all we did was plug some Mics into a Computer and blew up around the World. Very Interesting!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the Racist Pool, your boys bring back the Fire! This time we actually go off on each others cultures and Countries of Origin so all you white people can take a breath, kick up your feet and just listen to the game. Don’t get too comfortable though there’s plenty of shrapnel for your pasty white asses to catch. With this show we both represent our mother lands to the fullest from the Women and Food, to the Music and everything in between. This show is pretty damn good if I do say so myself.
I’m sorry for the lack of Jack Material this week, but even though the shows motto is “Bitches and Pussy” when Real Bitches and Pussy come into play you fuckers get put on the back burner (And don’t ever forget it!). I might throw one up on Sunday though to celebrate my dominating performance in this weeks Football Picks. I explain to skeet that his lame Tiebreaker victory isn’t really a victory at all and we agree that we’re both Zero wins, Zero loses, and 1 Tie each, which will make my upcoming bitch whipping that much sweeter. If you ever wanted to get on board a Football show this is the one. We picked 9 different games this week so someone’s gonna be hurting pretty bad on Monday!
To say this show is long overdue would be an understatement. I can look back at the first incarnation of The Bush Bible and show you where I wrote this down as a potential show topic from last March. Good Shows come to those who wait and this one lives up to that bill. I’ll be honest, Me and Skeet have a slightly different gauge on these bitches and the word overrated. It’s funny how we still seem to agree on a lot of the horses out there though. It definitely makes for a ton of the usual laughs. I will say this though, Mandrake good job calling out Skeet on his Reese Witherspoon thing. I don’t get it either. It spills into this show too. Enjoy!
It’s funny how a minor slip up like changing an 8 to a 9 can really mess up the vibe of a wholeGame Corner, but dammit if Skeet didn’t do just that. Once you get past his little error there’s actually some truthful Game being sprout to all of you men out there who still don’t have the balls to say no to a bitch. Either way, it’s funny and Lord knows you could learn from this shit so pay attention!
From the Archives of the Just Clownin’ Vault here’s Number 17 for your ass! I’m sorry this one took so long to go up seeing as we recorded it on August 1st, but believe it or not, it still fits with the times cause we don’t talk about shit. In this episode we talk about Kim Kardashian’s Next Lame Black Guy, AC Green’s Life Choices, The Best Joke I Ever Said on the Show Happens, Fun with Virgins, Jumping on the First Piece of Pussy you see, Gameless Players, Stockholm Syndrome and The Girls Next Door, plus The World’s Fascination with Reese Witherspoon. You have to listen to the Whole Show!!
It was close, but we actually did the show today. We decided not to go out tonight so this show was in jeopardy. Lucky for you, Skeet felt he had a lot of shit he needed to get off his chest so he made the trek to the studio to take his verbal ass-whoopin’. I used all your ammo from the comments he missed and then hit him with the bombshell that he actually lost on the point differential tiebreaker. Anyways, here’s our outstanding picks for Week 2 in the NFL. In case you didn’t notice, we both went 11-4 last week, there’s money to be made over here!! Pay attention!
In the midst of one of the most Race Fueled Summers since Germany in the 40′s or Mississippi in the 60′s, I completely forgot it was Mexican Heritage Month! As soon as I remembered, I scoured the Earth to find you guys a smokin’ hot Mexican chick not named Salma Hayek. It was fucking easy! There was so many to chose from, but I think I found the Hottest and most Exotic of the bunch in New BOtW, Daniela Cosio. Not very known at all, but if my eye for talent means anything, she’ll be a star very soon. Jump on the bandwagon while there’s room.
We surprised even ourselves last year when we did a completely sober show about real life topics and news stories and it was not only interesting, but entertaining. It was a surprise because the title of the show and the legit premise was for it to be a total 180 from everything we were doing and in turn, ‘The Most Boring Show Ever’. Because we’re just so naturally funny and awesome, even the most boring and thought provoking topics in the World can get Bushified into instant Radio Gold! This is our latest incarnation that focuses on the lame dudes of the world and how they deal with their problems. Enjoy!
Leave it to Skeet to take something like the Game Corner into the gutter. At least it wasn’t that far of a drop. Either way, this week Skeet teaches you how to get down and dirty when there’s no means of getting clean. This method that he teaches has been around for years and I guess it could work, but I’m not gonna be the one to try it. Good Luck!
It’s back bitches! Just Clownin’ 16!! If you don’t know by now, you better recognize!! In this show you can expect to hear Another display of Racist Knowledge, William finally gets his props, Micheal Jackson’s Illegitimate Kid, The Big Sexy Health Plan, Skeet’s Post-Big Sexy Show Schedule, Saving Lives with some Pussy, and Skeet’s Love for the Black Woman. You gotta listen to the whole show!
We’ve brought you some legendary players you should be learning from these past three Mondays and this week is no different! And if you thought the previous Induction Classes have been random, you haven’t heard anything yet! This week we proudly induct The Diesel – Shaquille O’Neal, Lawyer Pimp Daddy – Johnnie Cochran, and West Coast Maestro – Dr. Dre. It doesn’t get any better than The Bush Hall of Fame!
It wouldn’t be a Football Season without your boy, the Big Prognosticator representing for all your unknowledgeable asses. Skeet included. I have Real Football IQ, not no bitch ass video game Madden Football IQ like all you circle jerkers have. Although for the record, I get down on the sticks! Here are our picks for the first Week of the season. You’ll hear in this episode that I didn’t dominate like I thought I did last year, but I’m going off this season, just wait and see! Get your pens and your wallet ready, here comes some game!
After our first 50 shows we thought it would be nice to sit down with some Jack and reminisce about the Spring of 2008 that launched a Revolution! Now with over 175 Episodes on the Big Website - http://SkeetandBigSexy.com - the Game just keeps getting stronger. I think we need to do another one of these shows so stay tuned! […]
In the midst of our Podomatic run in 2008 we had to go off on the overwhelming fascination with House Music on the site. You all know you deserved it! It got so bad we had to call a couple of our friends in the Hip Hop Universe to help us Remix our World Famous House song "DOOSH". Check out Puffy's Bad Boy Remix only in the Archives. For all t […]
Doing this topic was legitimately one of may favorite times on this show. I can remember sitting at my kitchen table next to Skeet writing our lists and just knowing my List was gonna fuck him up! I'm glad he recognized it right around #8. If you're in the market for a Titty Movie, I got your back. But if you're looking for some Bitches and La […]
You're seriously missing a lot just hanging around with all this old shit. Tons of Extreme Comedy, Naked Bitches, Uncontrollable Game and Life Lessons being taught only at www.SkeetandBigSexy.com. Skeet even came out of the Closet and talked about his boyfriend trying to lick his "V". You really have to listen to the show. Go to the New Websit […]
Last year Skeet took so much backlash for mentioning 2 animated movies in his Greatest Action Movies List that we had to talk about it in a show. Add that to the hugely successful episode "Greatest Super Heroes" up on http://skeetandbigsexy.com and now with the Transformers and upcoming G.I. Joe movies this show has a whole new meaning. Go to the n […]
