With the end of the most Game filled Month in Bush History (and by far the most Racist) we bring you the 2nd Class in The Bush Hall of Fame. Last week’s First Class was to introduce you to the concept, this week we start with the Greatest Players, Cocksmen, and Overall Male Role Models of All-Time! Don’t believe me?! Enshrined Forever areJesus in Cleats – Jerry Rice, The King of Pimp Funk – Rick James, and The Greatest Ass Kickin’ Entertainer – Hulk Hogan. If you haven’t learned anything from these dudes over the last 30 years you’re not half as cool as you think you are! Get your Game right!
I’m literally listening to the show as I’m typing this up and I’m just busting up at how dumb we are. I still can’t believe we did the same exact show on back-to-back weekends! It’s fuckin’ exactly the same! The only difference is that we actually stay on topic for the whole show. There’s no Wieners in Ramen moments in The Remix. Lucky for all of you we’re funny as hell and carry this show with our overall Charm and Charisma. Plus I finally got it folks, Deion Sanders “Must be the Money” makes it’s First Appearance on The Bush. This is one of the funniest shows we ever did, but not for the usual reasons. Your Welcome!
Believe it or not, I’m not Perfect. As far as the show goes, I’ve been pretty close. With the exception of accidentally not saving the first version of the Super Heroes show, I’ve been almost God like. That is until the Celebrity Crossover show. For one reason or another, I forgot that we recorded this show on a Saturday Night in early August. To the extent that the following Saturday Night we completely redid the show down to the exact Detail! Even my Intro to bring you guys into the mix is pretty much exactly the same in both shows. Even the Rick James and Eddie Murphy talk is the same! The only difference in the shows is that in this episode we’re totally blasted and we get away from the topic, a lot. Tune in Tomorrow to hear the same exact show, but actually on topic. And I know Skeet’s gonna try to get on me for this, but his dumbass forgot this shit, too!
Until recently the great country of Tanzania was only known for their very rare and beautiful gemstone that we frequently compare the greatness of The Bush to, The Tanzanite. Their newest export, Ida Ljungqvist the reigning 2009 Playboy Playmate of the Year makes that shiny little purple rock look like coal. She’s all smile and Boobs just like we like! Plus she has that African girl booty you can set a drink on. Despite her impossible to spell and pronounce last name (Yunk-Vis) it’s pretty simple to say that she’s a perfect Babe of the Week and maybe month. Enjoy!
In the Spirit of the Unofficial Theme of the Month, RACISM… We felt it necessary to respond to some of the bullshit floating around out there in the Comments. Well, Skeet felt it necessary! He keeps saying that he didn’t care that that lame, uneducated San Francisco Queer called us Racists, but he obviously did. It lit a Militant Black Panther fire under his ass that sent him into one of the most Controversial and Angry Skeet Coma’s ever! It gets really serious despite me trying to bring him back down to earth. In a nutshell, the person who probably needed to Lighten’ Up was Skeet, but it makes for some really good radio and a huge change of pace from the usual “Bitches and Pussy!” Good times, I think.
As you’ve probably already learned, Skeet can be a pretty complex dude. However, every once in awhile he shares a moment of clarity that makes way too much sense coming out of his mind. This was one of his rare moments. I’m not gonna spoil it for you, but keeping in the theme of Racism Month, Skeet doesn’t disappoint in this week’s, Game Corner.
Me and Skeet had very similar upbringings as Kids. To the extent that we grew up about 50 blocks away from each other on the same street. Because of this, we share a ton of the same ideals and memories from “The Hood”. We know that not a lot of you have ever been to the Hood, ever plan on going to a Hood, or to be honest, would ever be Welcomed in a Hood, so with that in mind we thought it nice of us to share some specifics about this great place from the comfort of my Beach Adjacent house. Enjoy!
Very rarely can we introduce you guys to a different level of Game that literally transcends the World as you know it. Every Generation since the beginning of time has had a few People or Events that will shape the way children will grow up for years to come. Every week we’ll Induct a very worthy few who fit this bill and will never be forgotten. The very proud First 3 are Al Cowlings, Chris Latta, and Lando Calrissian. I’ll admit they’re not exactly the definition of our Inaugural Class, but they definitely prove that Merit, Downness, and Overall Cool Factor have a lot to do with the selection process.
If by #14 you still have no idea what to expect from a Just Clownin Episode then maybe you’re not as big a Fan as you think you are, or better yet, should be! You have some serious catching up to do! If you’re up-to-date on the game listen for Skeet back pedaling away from the Girlfriend Questions, Ear Hustlers, Broke Pimpin’, Jeffrey Dahmer vs. OJ Simpson, Who would you rather be in a room full of Extacy with, and Fucking Prince in an Elevator. You really have to listen to the whole show! Miss the topics? Bless us with your own.SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com
I remember way back when, when I didn’t want to put up porn girls cause they’re so “prevalent” on the internet. I wanted to bring you the new fresh young faces from around the world. Don’t get me wrong, that’s still my goal, but every once in awhile my penis gets to make a decision and this week’s Babe is all on him, the Real Big Sexy. Allow me to introduce you to Love Gisele, an Internet based model who gets down on her website and pretty much anywhere that’ll have her. Perfect body, bubbly smile, and nudity… as far as Babe’s of the Week go, she’s the Triple Threat!
After we did the Greatest Super Heroes show you had to know the Greatest Villains was next. Every little boy has pretended to be the Villain at one point in his life. If you don’t believe me, how many of you were the Cowboys when playing Cowboys and Indians? Yes my friends, the Cowboys are the real bad guys in that story. They raped and pillaged the Indians and stole all their land. Think about it! Anyways, here’s our lists of our favorite Villains from our childhood that we felt we could relate to the most. Skeet only gives you 9 1/2, but it’s still pretty good.
I’m gonna be honest. As much as I loved bagging on Skeet’s homosexual tendencies, Zac Efron’s happy trail was starting to get to me, so out with the Gay and back to the Game… kind of. Today’s Game Corner is a tried and true method to get free drinks or at worst drink for cheap all night. It’s worked in many clubs around the world and has even worked ON your boys a few times. Pay attention, if you fit the qualifications, you’ll be drunk in no time!
It’s been well documented on the show that both of us really don’t care for Tupac Shakur as a man and especially a Rapper. Go figure that bringing up his name in a topic would result in the Longest Show in Bush History! Over 33 minutes of West Coast Hip Hop Game that is really summed up perfectly in the title of the show. What would the state of hip hop be if 2Pac was never shot in Vegas? Would he be regarded as the “West Coast, Thug Ambassador” that he is now? Here’s our takes. Send us your opinions to SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com
Yes we really know that many Shady Bitches that even after the end of the Trilogy there was still some unfinished business. It’s kind of sad when you think about it, but where else did you expect us to learn all this Game. Trial and Error, bitches!! But don’t you worry the whole show isn’t about these skanks, we start Clownin’ hardcore. We talk about Guys with Braids that start in the middle of their Head, 88 Sacrificed Shrimp, Rehab in Vegas, Skeet’s Glasses matching his Ashy Nipples, and Skeet apologizes to our Midget Fans talking about, of course my Toilet (Again!) You really have to listen to the whole show!
I might be the only person in the world who saw the movie Death Race and I’m not exactly shouting it from the hilltops. Better then I thought, but still pretty dumb. The only saving grace was the smokin’ hot piece of ass that literally saved the whole movie. No Skeet, not Jason Statham, I’m talking about the newestBabe of the Week,Natalie Martinez.Perfect, Curvy Body and some of the sexiest eyes I’ve seen in awhile. They know how to grow the Cuban Chicks down in Miami don’t they!? I need to go down there and get me one.
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