In the same vane as Megan Fox jumping the list because of her new found singleness Kim Kardashian makes her first appearance on the site as the newest Babe of the Week. It seems a little odd that it took so long to put her up seeing as she’s one of my favorites in the world if not my #1 still after I professed it in last years Chick Lists. Either way, now that she’s dumped the dead weight of the most overrated and overhyped Football player in history, she’s ready for the taking. But in the Immortal words of Jimi Hendrix “If my baby don’t want me no more, I know her sister’s will” The Kardashian’s might be the first family inducted to the BOtW. Stay Tuned.
I’m sorry it took so long to put this show up, but we have so much shit going on that some of the gold slips through the cracks. Truth is we recorded this show on May 30th. Like all Just Clownin’ shows it gets crazy as fuck! And this one actually takes it to a new level! I gotta admit I was on fire clownin’ on Skeet’s overall gayness. We talk about Taylor Swift fucking a Black guy, Skeet loving the Jonas Brothers, Kool Moe Dee getting Fat, My Little Toilet, and a whole lot of Gay. This one is random as hell and an instant classic! Love it or get left behind, bitches! E-mail us your thoughts at SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com
Probably the most poignant and succinct Game Corner in Bush History, and by far the most truthful. This will come in handy to all the cartoon watchers and World of Warcraft players out there as well. If you’re thinking I only go to Comic-con and Star Wars Conventions, those gay Trekkies are beneath me. Well, you can learn from this, too. Guys like William and as he seems to think, closet Geeks like Skeet himself can all take something from this Game Corner nugget. Help control the pet population have your wife spayed or neutered.
It’s been a crazy ass 2009 and we’re only finishing July! It makes you wonder what’s in store for the rest of this year and god forbid, 2010! With all the deaths and here in L.A. all the brush fires and earthquakes every other week, some people might think this is Armageddon. Luckily, your boys aren’t those “types” of people. So in the face of danger and mocking the powers that be, here’s our quick summary of the first part of 2009. Did we forget anything? SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com
Technology is the shit!! Your boys are camping in the glorious wilderness as we speak, yet you guys still get a Babe of the Week. You gotta love it. This weeks babe is a doozy, too. Meet Justene Jaro. Import Car Model turned Internet Softcore Pornstar. She has all the curves in the right places and a beautiful smile to go with! She embodies exactly what I wanted the Babes of the Week to be. Enjoy!
I know you’ve been waiting for it! To be honest after listening to it again, I can see why. And what better way to celebrate our 150th episode! This is straight Game!! If for some reason you’re not up on the Shady Bitches Chronicles, scroll down and listen to Part 1 first! This must be listened to in a trilogy. That’s right a trilogy! Part 3 is still coming up and it’s worth the wait!
The Truth is the Truth people, and you know your boy Skeet would never lie. Especially not in the Game Corner! So if for some reason you’re offended by this edition of Skeet’s Game Corner, answer this question… Who is the Best American Born White Player in the NBA? And can he Dunk? Nuff Said.
We’ll never put ourselves in the same category as most of you adult super geeks out there, but we’re definitely not ashamed of our Cartoon / Comic Book / Super Hero / Video Game roots. And with all of the new movies based on all of our childhood heroes coming out this year, it got us thinking about who were our favorites from decades ago. It starts a little slow cause you can here us trying to get through it this second time (listen for details), that is until I say my #6! Fuck all the He-Man Haters!!
Let’s be honest, it’s been a pretty shitty year so far. With the economy in the tanks and not really any relief in sight, to make matters worse, everybody keeps dying! Even without the shock of the King of Pop, guys like Steve McNair and Billy Mays made 2009 scary to be a celebrity, and it’s only July!! Here’s our tribute (Sort of…) to all of these fallen heroes (Sort of…).
You all know who Kendra Wilkinson is. She’s earned her one name status by being hot and down, but how many of you know her sexy little sidekick from the TV Show, Brittany Binger? That’s what I thought. She’s the hot “prude” chick that follows Kendra around during all of her adventures and now she’s this weeks Babe of the Week. Probably the sexiest picture set I’ve ever complied for the site, too. You can tell how loose I’m getting with my restrictions. Lucky Bastards!
This chick is badass! Got Ho’s? SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com
In all honesty, this show started out with decent intentions. We definitely didn’t expect it to take such a drastic turn in the opposite direction like it did. Not that it’s a bad thing and not like you haven’t heard us talk about Race Issues and Stereotype before, but we get a little more specific then usual. I think because of this we need to call in a couple mediators to hash out the Black and Mexican Feud here in LA. This is what happens when shit gets real! You’ve been warned!
You’ve all seen the movie Wedding Crashers and all their game pretty much translates over to the real world, but what about on a smaller scale with real people? And even scarier, without your precious wingman? Let Skeet put you up on a tried and true method of how to crash a party in the Game Corner. Be warned though, this technique probably won’t work in the hoods of the world. Those people are way too paranoid and untrusting.
If you really listened to the last Just Clownin’ Episode you heard me kind of elude to your boy Skeet’s not-so subtle homosexual tendencies. He quickly changed the subject about what we were supposed to do that weekend but didn’t do. Luckily for the show, he had to do the gayest thing of his life. Unlucky for me, I had to be there! You bet your ass I was gonna make a show out of it just trying to get Skeet to cop to his closeted feelings. I’m surprised we go 12 minutes on this one cause it gets weird real fast. But just for the record, if you think this show is gay, wait til you hear part 2! Got a problem with Skeet coming out? E-mail him at SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com
It’s a sad state of affairs when Skeet’s Oreo Cookie ass is the only true representation of Black American culture on The Bush. I, personally have taken it upon myself to enlighten some of you tunnel visioned bigots out there to the ways of the Ultra Sexy, Naturally Curvy World of the Video Ho! I already gave you a taste with Lola Luv a few weeks ago, but here’s another one of my favorites, Summer Walker. Relatively new and under appreciated in the Video World although she’s been in a few music bangers and now the Babes of the Week, I can tell you she would get banged by me anyday. And for all of you that won’t even give her a chance because she’s not of the same color as you, check out her Ethnicity! I bet you can find something familiar!
You can think what you want about Skeet and Big Sexy and our levels of game that we’ve been spewing for the past year and a half, but “this shit right here, this shit right here nigga, this shit right here”is the most sincere and truest shit you’ll ever hear from us. To use Skeet’s favorite word, these bitches are ‘prevalent’ all around the world and we guarantee that most of you, if not all, will have to deal with them at one point or another. There’s so much game in these shows, it just kept on going. This is Episode One of the Shady Bitches Chronicles. Over an hour of real life game! Get ready to see your boy Skeet shine, The King of the Shady Bitches!
