Archive for March, 2009

Living Dangerously in Las Vegas, Pt. 2 – Road Trip Guide

PLAY>>> Living Dangerously in Las Vegas, Pt. 2 – Road Trip Guide #109

Just when you think it can’t get any dumber… We take it to another level! Last week you heard us driving to Las Vegas and not saying much, just having fun with the drive. This week the trip continues with even less to talk about. Don’t get me wrong, there’s definitely some game in there if you pay attention, but the joy is in the Dumbness and the Spontaneity of the Show. I guess when you think about it, that’s the best thing going for the show, period! Good times, though!

E-mail us your thoughts and Road Trip destinations

SkeetandBig Sexy@Yahoo.com

Babe of the Week – Irina Shayk

Imagine if Jessica Alba and Adriana Lima had a smokin’ hot, Russian Little Sister. Her name would be Irina Shayk! International Lingerie Model and Sports Illustrated Body Painted Goddess. Amazing body, Perfect Lips, and probably the Sexiest eyes i’ve ever seen! I know I seem to talk up ever BotW chick as the hottest ever, but trust your boy right now, This is the Hottest Chick on the Planet that Nobody knows about!

Irina Shayk - March 27, 2009

Think you have a chick not on my list?

E-mail me at SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

How to Fuck a MILF

First off we’re sorry about the recent Technical Difficulties on the site, but know this your boys aren’t going anywhere! In fact, we’re only getting stronger! To prove that, here’s a new How to Lesson in Skeet’s Game Corner.  Ever since the movie American Pie in the late 90′s the word MILF has been in everybodies vocabulary. And I do mean everyone. Moms all around the world are calling themselves MILF’s. It’s kind of disgusting if you ask us! Listen to Skeet’s most wisest of all the Game Corner’s. If you don’t listen to any of them, take something from this one!

Got a problem with Skeet’s Game or need help yourself? E-mail us at SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

The Future of The Bush

Happy Birthday, Skeet and Big Sexy!

PLAY>>> The Future of The Bush #107

Our 1 Year Anniversary!! Can you believe it’s been a year? Me neither! But with that said can you imagine where we’ll be a year from now!? Me neither! That’s almost scary! We attempted to talk about what’s gonna happen between us and the popularity of the show. Who’s gonna be the first to get arrested? Who’s gonna go to rehab? The possibilities are endless even though we pretty much know all the wild shit will be Skeet, it’s still funny. Got any ideas of where we’ll end up? E-mail us at SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

Babe of the Week – Brittanya O’Campo

I don’t know if it’s the tattoos and the piercings or her sexy eyes. Maybe its her perfect curvy body or her down ass attitude. Whatever it is, it makes Brittanya O’Campo from The Rock of Love Bus, legitimately one of the hottest chicks we’ve ever seen! And seeing her take a swing at Heather’s puffy ass just solidified her as the Babe of the Week. Maybe even the Babe of the Month!

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Dare you challenge my game! E-mail us at SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

How to Fuck your Girl in the Ass

This topic of Skeet’s Game Corner compliments of Super Fan, Jake da Snake. I’ll give you guys a little bit of behind the scenes insight, Skeet’s face lit up lke a kid on Christmas morning when I told him Jake asked for this piece of game. And you can hear it in the show. By far the longest and probably most controversial Game Corner’s to date, but damn is it funny! Jake… you asked for it, you got it!!

If you’re like Jake and want some help with some Game, E-mail Skeet at SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

Inside the Actors Studio with Big Sexy

PLAY>>> Inside the Actors Studio with Big Sexy – #105

After a long 3 days in Las Vegas that you’ll hear about in the very near future we’re a little bit backed up right now so Monday’s triumphant conclusion becomes St. Patrick’s Days pre-game warm up. Last week Skeet showed his innerself, Today, Big Sexy talks to James Lipton in the Actors Studio about Life, Love, and Asian girls. E-mail us your take at SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

Babe of the Week – Ainett Stephens

Like AMG said back in the ’92 “Ain’t nothing like Black Pussy on my Dick!” and although a couple American Black Girls we know set back Mexican Guy/Black Girl Relations 15 years, The Country of Venezuela picked up the slack and reminded me why I love the Dark Meat. Meet Ainett Stephens! Model, TV Host, and overall sexy bitch! Get your tissues ready, she’s that dope!

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E-mail me your feeble attempts at challenging me with your bitches at SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

VH1 + Flavor Flav = Must-See TV

PLAY>>> Vh1 + Flava Flav = Must-See TV #104

I know I speak for Skeet when I say that the original Must-See TV with Friends and Seinfeld from the 90′s wasn’t our thing… to say the least. And I know I watch a lot of dumb shit,  but trust that your boy isn’t up on Dancing with the Stars, American Idol, and Grey’s Anatomy. I think a couple genius producers knew that there was an untapped market of people like us who weren’t into that junk and wanted to create some mindless bullshit for people like us to pass the time and make fun of drunk, dumb people who are worse off then us. That mindless bullshit is known as “Flavor of Love” and that revolutionary network was (Go Figure!) VH1!! That show spawned others just like it and dozens of unfamous celebrities clinging to their 15 minutes. Is it out of hand now? Maybe. But are we gonna keep watching? You bet your ass!!

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How to Choke a Guy Out

New Piece of the Puzzle for your ass. In Skeet’s Game Corner

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So let’s set the scenario… you’re chillin in the club with your boys and a douche bag loser just stepped on your new Jordan’s, what do you do? Obviously, you have to kick his ass! But you’re a feeble and petite bitch boy who the only punch he’s thrown in his life consists of a glass of Kool-Aid at your little sister. What do you do? How do you neutralize your opponent and look really cool doing it? Your boy Skeet has the answers in great detail. (Warning! Don’t try this at home unless you’re totally confident you’re doing it right and won’t get stomped out by his other homeboys!) Need any Help? Ask Skeet for some Game at SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

Inside the Actors Studio – Skeet

PLAY>>> Inside the Actors Studio – Skeet #103

Very Few Superstars make it to the pinnacle of their chosen craft like Internet Radio Icons Skeet and Big Sexy and especially not at such a rapid pace. Listen as Acclaimed Celebrity Interviewer, James Lipton tries his hardest to crack the complex nut that is Skeet from the World Renowned Internet Radio Show, “Beating Around the Bush” And Tune in Next Monday for Part 2 where Executive Producer Extraordinaire, Big Sexy shares his insights into the show and the Afterlife. Give us your take at SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

Aphrodisiacs from Around the World

PLAY>>> Aphrodisiacs from Around the World #102

As we say in this episode, Our biggest goal from doing this show, besides becoming rich, is getting you lame fuckers laid. Neither of us thought it would be so damn hard, but we’re still trying. The latest piece of the puzzle to add into your arsenal is Aphrodisiacs. Say you’re having trouble closing, feed your girl one of these proven Aphrodisiacs from around the world and watch HER make the first move. The show was recorded live and direct from Skeet’s Boat somewhere on the Pacific Ocean so forgive the Audio quality again. All the good stuff comes through loud and clear! E-mail us at SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

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Babe of the Week – Jessica Gomes

When we were starting the site I knew I wanted to touch more on Skeet’s inner wisdom, so the Game Corner was formed, but I didn’t know what I wanted to showcase for me. Then I discovered Jessica Gomes and it was crystal clear, share my overwhelming knowledge of hot chicks on the web and in the World with all you Jackers out there. With that said, I introduce you to the Babe of the Week Muse… Jessica Gomes. Don’t forget to watch the movie. It’s in Korean, but it’s so worth it!!

Babe of the Week - Jessica Gomes

Now you see the Flex of my Game. Dare you challenge my Lists of Potential Babes? E-mail us at SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

How to Shave Your Pubes

New Episode of Skeet’s Game Corner helps you with a delicate subject about a delicate area. The best way to describe this Mini piece of Game is in a direct quote from the show… “Start from the Balls up!” That goes at the top of the list of things you never thought you’d hear your friends say to other men, but it’s excepted in the Game Corner. Come Back every Wednesday for another Tidbit of Game to help you Survive this thing called Life. Skeet Style!

Need any Game Help? E-mail Skeet directly at SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com

The Top 10 Lists, Vol. 7 – MOST GETTABLE BITCHES

PLAY>>> The Top 10 Lists, Vol. 7 – Most Gettable Bitches #101

Welcome to the Revolution! The First Episode of a New Era. Believe it or not, it’s actually Episode #101 and we’re bringing the Heat to start off the new website. The topic “Most Gettable Bitches” is completely subjective because it has to do with who you think you can actually get. One mans gettable list could be anothers Impossible list. Like your boy Skeet thinking Jennifer Aniston is gettable where the “average” man wouldn’t even try. (He doesn’t have a shot either, though!) Like always, e-mail us your gettable bitches at SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com I smell a Part 2!