I know you all remember the List we did a few weeks back from Mademan.com with all the Songs to Have Sex to. Plain and simple, the list was pathetic! We’ve been promising the Definitive List of Legitimate Songs that you should be Fucking to. We’re not 100% sure that any of our listeners are fucking anyways, but just in case you ever do… You’ll have this List of Songs to fall back on. Get out the pen and paper, this is some fucking Game!! Especially Skeet’s VERY visual Sex Session involving Barry White, a shower curtain, and some baby oil! This is an Instant Classic, Bitches!
OK Mandrake, it’s safe to come out from under your covers again, we’re Just Clownin’! Here’s a quick, but interesting little ditty where we tell you about a Homey of ours Losing his Virginity at 26, Bible Thumpers, James Van Der Beek, Ear Hustlers Around the World, Marty McFly, Strip Club Love, Cuddling with Whores, “Distinctive White Guy Voice”, Serious Skeet gets in your Head, From The Golden Girls to The G-Code, “You get what you pay for!”, and “You know we’ve been real, even if ya’ll ain’t!!” PREACH!
Just in case you thought it was safe to get back in The Bush, Oh Boy were you wrong. Especially if your name is Mandrake. But don’t worry Jake and all you Bushies out there, We recorded some new shit for that ass after the Cowboy raping of the Texans and before the James Toney – Randy Couture Fight. Don’t Trip ‘Twon… your lame comments just made you relevant. For one night only… Go Raiders!!
Mandrake’s Recent Comments + Pink Lemonade Vodka = The Greatest Nineteen Minutes in Internet Radio History! Let’s see if we can’t make Mandrake Laugh… Shall We! If not Laugh, Definitely Cry… Again!
The Just Clownin’ Calm before the Storm. Get comfortable while you can Mandrake, Thursday is D-Day for you. You’ll finally hear something funny! In this show hear more details about Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith going into the Hall of Fame, Deion Sanders, Michael Irvin, “There’s no coke in the Hall of Fame!”, 174 to 208, New York Jets, “A lot of names, No results!”, Dan Marino, “Right Next to the Target”, Cal Worthington and his dog Spot, “We got our own Finance Company!”, “His hairline retired in ’96!”, Just for Men, The Madden Challenge, Kansas City Chiefs, Montana to Rice, Dawson’s Creek, Bump-n-Run, Carl Lewis, Keep it Nootryshouss, John Randle, Ray Lewis, The Greatest Teammates in NFL History, Partying with Lawrence Taylor, Rick James, and Reggie Jackson in ’88, Joe Namath, “Off the field it was all work!”, Rae Carruth, The NBA Playas, “Leave A.C. Green at Home!”, and you know “Jerry Buss fucked all of Rambis’ Bitches!” Buckle Up!
We’re going out of order bitches! 82 is the new 80! The reason for this is Mandrake Jokes are funny and you haven’t heard the best we got yet! But you will by this Thursday! As for this show you get Introduced to Nootrysshous, Old Pork, My New Drink Concoction, Powerade Zero, A Red White and Blue Flag, “Fart gone Wrong…!”, We go Back to Lake Havasu, The Big Sexy Epiphany, The Suspicious 4AM Shower, “He Broke The Only Rule!”, Pause for Pork Sandwiches, The Jetson’s Car, White Guy Anger, “MY WIFE IS A LADY!!”, Pimp Wars, Introducing Backhand McSlapaho, “I’m part of a Balanced Breakfast, bitch!”, and Nootrysshouss ?? Get some!
We’re fuckin’ Clownin again!! And in case you thought we were gonna go easy on Mandrake after a good week of getting on him and his wife… You obviously don’t know your boys as well as you think you do. As a matter of fact, August is turning into Clown on Mandrake’s Wife Month! After about Episode 7 you’ll understand. In this show expect to hear us talk about His Ugly Wife, Aquaman, Timon & Pumba, “Growl coming up from her Balls!”, The Hall of Fame Game, Tony Romo, Chad Ochocinco, Finding Love Tournament Style, Cocky White Bitches vs. Down to Earth Black Chicks, The San Francisco 49ers vs. The Dallas Cowboys, (Listen for the Gunshot at 10:05), Living in the Hood, Jerry Rice & Emmitt Smith, Yahoo’s Bullshit Top Ten List, Marvin Harrison shot a Dude, “How come I’m not the Logo!”, 18,355 Yards!!, Jerry Rice’s Induction Speech, The 2010 Induction Class, and 6 Former Niners in my Top Ten. Don’t get comfortable Mandrake, it’s about to get way worse!
Here we go again! Another classic Just Clownin’ Episode and you can hear a recurring theme starting up in these shows. All I gotta say is Mandrake you brought it on yourself!! Expect to hear the reasons for the shows, “You get what you pay for!”, 74 vs. 70, Bush Vacation Ideas, Shang-Ri-La, Summer of Racism, The Fall of Racial Healing, Cruising?, “I could be hit by a bus tomorrow!”, Old Man Laughs, Skeet calls out the Listeners, Extra Creamy Onion Dip, Mandrake’s Buff Wife, The Lion King, “First my Religion, then My Boy Scouts, and now my wife!!”, Zeus with less Tittys!, The Commenter’s with Balls, “That’s how we roll!”, Taint Hickey Pictures, Eagle Scouts, Knife Privileges, “Go Milk Yourself Bitch!”, Mandrake’s Huge Lonely Balls, Los Angeles Galaxy vs. Real Madrid, Sea Biscuit, Italian Soccer Team, Leaning Tower of Pisa, The Vatican, The Touch & Hush, Crackers on the Tip, Through the Backdoor for some Backdoor!, “Your mom tried to convert my dick!”, and Black People meeting The Pope. Sorry Mandrake, but we’re just getting started! Enjoy!
Abra Kadabra… Surprise Before your Eyes… A Mutherfuckin’ New Topic!! Actually a New Series to learn from! Not all of us had the Eagle Scouts to teach us how to be a Man. Some of us had to pick up bits of game anywhere we could. If only there was a place online where Two Knowledgeable and Fucking Hilarious Internet Pimps compiled and Taught all this unknown Game. “If only there was somewhere I could truly learn How to Become A REAL MAN!!??” Well look no further bitches your wishes have come true with The Bush Handbook. The only place in the World that you can learn the subtle nuances of true manhood. How to LIE, CHEAT, & STEAL and look cool doing it while hopefully getting the Bitches! School is in Session!
Guess what Bitches… Your boys went to work this weekend and we jump back in with FIRE!! Expect to hear us talk about the Potential Empty Week, Nukes & Scuds, Props to the Real Fans, Mandrake’s Ugly Wife, “WOW, THAT’S A LOW PRICE!!”, Beggars can’t be Choosers, Boy Scout’s Honor, Jake’s Plays for Both Teams, “Why Doesn’t it Work for You?”, The Old Man Running, Genuine Laughs, New Shit Coming to the Site, A Big Sexy Toot at the 7:36 mark, My “Alleged” New Allergy, The Polyester Capitol of the World, Stop, Drop, & Roll, An Update on Skeet’s Girlfriend at the Mall, Skeet’s Tryst at the Club, Skeet Jacks off with a Thumb up his Butt, The Real Story, “Don’t make me say her name!”, Leisure Suits & Leotards, Mandrake’s Wife at the Club, T-Shirt Guns, Baseball Humor, and Skeet’s 31 year old Baby Hair Moustache.
What Up Bitches! This show could be the bridge to New Shit coming this weekend or the beginning of the End. I guess we’ll all see when it happens! In this show expect to hear another Great Skeet Intro, Spell T-R-O-O-T-T, Skeet’s Done Thinking, A Whole Bottle of Jack, Masturbating the Facts, “How Big is This?”, 17.4 Inches, BET, Joe Clair, Programming the WET Network, Rachael Ray, Anything with Mel Gibson, Punky Brewster Minus Cherry, Sway on MTV, Uncle Tom, “I’m not Black, but I know Black!”, From the Underground to Justin Bieber, The Winter Olympics, Curling, “Get WET!”, “When you’re Tired of Watching Them!”, “Turn on the Lights!”, Brewster’s Millions, Bernie Madoff, Mixed Entertainment TV, Quincy Jones’ Daughters, Russell Simmon’s Daughters in 10 years, Half Black & Asian, Skeet’s First Wife, and the last 10 Pussyless Months. Love it!
Yes Mandrake, we’re still here… but just barely! Let me put ya’ll up on game… The Skeet Mobile had a Boot put on the tires while he was getting his hair braided last week. What that means is, last Saturday Night we didn’t do any new shows! So… with only 2 shows and nothing else to put up on the site I thought to stretch it all out. But whatever, we’ll get to the new shit when we get to it bitches! As for this show, Skeet reached up into his gaping, hairy asshole and pulled out a Nugget of Gold! It’s the Summer of Racism so how about we talk about how you “White People” put your Celebrities on a Pedestal only to chop them down when they step out of line. Enjoy the Game!
HE’S BAAACK! A classic Just Clownin’ Show is ready for your consumption! Expect to hear us talk about Sleeping on the Game, The Picasso of Comedy, Pussy and Weed, Captain Save-A-Ho, Kool-Aid, My Intervention Speech, Ninja Smoke Bombs, “Nah, that’s some Jamaican Kush”, The Sober Party, My First Seizure on the Show, Finger Sandwiches & Cucumber Salad with Saffron, Mockaritas, Mixed Jesus, Jello Shots at the Sober Party, “It’s only been 20 years!”, SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!, Call my Sponsor, The Boy Scout Pledge, “#1… #3…Wait!”, Knives, Bow and Arrows, & Responsibility, Troop 253 Represent!, German Citizenship, “Unleash Jerome!”, Swashbuckling, “Did you beat up a Mountain Lion!?”, Meth Lab vs. Inappropriate Wang Touching, My Camporee Record, Hanging a Black Man, The Clove Hitch, Glue to Sniff & Paste to Chew on, Skeet’s Boyscout Story, When you’re 12, you believe anything… they can touch your cock!”, Street Fighter Money, Paper Mache, and “Why do they Lie, Daddy!?”. Never more random or entertaining as this! Love it!
Remember Just Clownin’ 70 from last week? If not scroll down and give it a listen. I’ll admit I wasn’t revved up and ready for action like I normally am. The alcohol took longer then usual to bridge the gap to Funny Town. My bad. I made up for it in the shows after that when I was sufficiently buzzed. Get ready cause Just Clownin’ 74 is that show for Skeet. He legitimately didn’t want to be out of his little cocoon and it showed in this opening show of the day. Don’t trip though, because I was there and wide awake with a handful of Game Nuggets for your consumption. This show gets hilarious when we start talking about our impending Interventions, so stay with it. If you’re one of those fans who enjoy when Skeet’s not at his best, have fun with this one cause he’s gonna hate it!
After our first 50 shows we thought it would be nice to sit down with some Jack and reminisce about the Spring of 2008 that launched a Revolution! Now with over 175 Episodes on the Big Website - http://SkeetandBigSexy.com - the Game just keeps getting stronger. I think we need to do another one of these shows so stay tuned! […]
In the midst of our Podomatic run in 2008 we had to go off on the overwhelming fascination with House Music on the site. You all know you deserved it! It got so bad we had to call a couple of our friends in the Hip Hop Universe to help us Remix our World Famous House song "DOOSH". Check out Puffy's Bad Boy Remix only in the Archives. For all t […]
Doing this topic was legitimately one of may favorite times on this show. I can remember sitting at my kitchen table next to Skeet writing our lists and just knowing my List was gonna fuck him up! I'm glad he recognized it right around #8. If you're in the market for a Titty Movie, I got your back. But if you're looking for some Bitches and La […]
You're seriously missing a lot just hanging around with all this old shit. Tons of Extreme Comedy, Naked Bitches, Uncontrollable Game and Life Lessons being taught only at www.SkeetandBigSexy.com. Skeet even came out of the Closet and talked about his boyfriend trying to lick his "V". You really have to listen to the show. Go to the New Websit […]
Last year Skeet took so much backlash for mentioning 2 animated movies in his Greatest Action Movies List that we had to talk about it in a show. Add that to the hugely successful episode "Greatest Super Heroes" up on http://skeetandbigsexy.com and now with the Transformers and upcoming G.I. Joe movies this show has a whole new meaning. Go to the n […]