It’s been two weeks since I’ve updated the site, but with very good reason. Last weeks episode showed exactly how scary Skeet’s mind can be. This weeks show is back to the basic Bush. We’re Just Clownin’ again so expect to hear about The Clippers Demise, Doo Doo Stains, Hakeem Olajuwon, NBA Comparisons, Fake Michael Jackson’s, Celebrity Deathmatch, and Keenan Ivory Wayans’ Girlfriend. This show isn’t controversial at all, but you’ll still love it!
Happy Cinco de Mayo! What better way to celebrate then to talk about the worst possible topic in Bush History. I know you all listened to the last Disclaimer Clownin’ and thought these bitches are full of shit and ain’t gonna talk about anything controversial. Well, if you listen past the 3 minute mark and you don’t cringe a little… you might have issues! The visuals and the specifics conjured up during this show are scary to say the least. After listening back to the show, I can’t believe Skeet thought we came soft. Makes me wonder how hard he actually wanted to go. The topic is too hardcore and too controversial to fully commit or else we’d get questioned by the FBI. Long story short, get ready for the most uncomfortable episode you’ll ever hear! Bet you love it though!
I shouldn’t need to apologize for the lack of shows and updates by now because it’s pretty much known that Skeet’s Girlfriend controls his life so we’ve definitely adopted the “You get what you get, when you get it” mentality. We’re looking at kickin’ it once a month at best, so hopefully we’ll be able to to get in a couple shows for you in that limited time. Now with that said, It’s May Sweeps so get ready to have your mind blown. Consider this the comedic calm before the storm. This is the show that’s gonna make you laugh because the next show is gonna make you cringe. Just remember that we’re comedians and we’re trying to be funny. Enjoy!
Yes, I know it’s been a full week since I put up a new show, but let’s be honest, that last show was a doozy! It deserved our praise. As for this show… well… we’re Clownin’ again and in classic Clownin’ Format, we argue about everything. We’re talking from Christopher Dorner’s Reward Money to the Illegal Kardashian Younger Sisters. Trust me you’ll love it. Plus, in the coming weeks you’ll start to hear the rumbles of a new topic… “What’s your type?”. Be afraid, be very afraid!
If you go back into the annals of history you’ll find that your boys, Back in the Day, loved the strip clubs! (Hit the search bar and learn some shit about our past “Strip Club Adventures”). In this hypothetic, completely fictional adventure we introduce you to Jordi and La Forge. Two Rambunctious young Cocksmen in search of the Holy Grail only to stumble upon some bitches instead. A lot of details may or may not have been embellished for comedic purposes, some might have even been edited out to protect the innocent or gameless, but either way, I guarantee you won’t soon forget this story! In our five year history on the internet this will go down as one of the greatest stories we’ve ever told on The Bush. Enjoy!
I’ve been putting off this update for a few days seeing as we’re probably not gonna do any shows for awhile cause of how hard we went on Saturday. My birthday was literally… EPIC… and we have the shows to prove it. We’ll introduce you to Jordi and La Forge and we’ll ask “What’s your Type?”. As far as this show goes 5 Years of the Bush Remembered and Clowned on. Love it!
For those of you new to the website- every so often we’ll throw out a show called a Booty Slap. Basically, it refers to the fact that we’re running out of time and we can’t give you the whole meat and potatoes you’re accustomed to, so we just smack you on your ass and send you on your way. I think we mention it a little in the show, but it’s almost midnight, we’re in the middle of a 49er Apology Session and we’re losing precious drinking time talking to you guys… so… I think you get the gist. For only 8 minutes, we cover a lot of shit though!! Don’t sleep on this episode!
Last week we went off on some random music shit, this week… Nothing New. Only difference is we talk about UFC Fights. Skeet was actually at the last PPV Event with Ronda Rousey so of course we had to talk about it. But, it’s a Clownin’ show so expect the unexpected! Usually, that means we talk football. Whatever. It’s our 5 year Reunion next week so hopefully we got some new shit coming up. Plus an even bigger event… My 28th Birthday is on the 7th so real shit is on the horizon. Kinda.
We started with a topic after our little hiatus, but don’t you worry, we’re back to the real shit. We’re Clownin again and we’re all over the place. We talk about Guns n’ Roses vs. Heroin, Yoko Ono vs. The Beatles, Hall of Famer?, Drake Lovers Be Gone, John Mayer vs. Kanye West, “I saw Journey in ’77″, Silver Foxes, Hall and Oates Concert in Temecula, The Four Tops at State Line, Charlie Wilson, “Who would you go see in Concert?”, The Blue Man Group, Skeet’s Concert Experience with The Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Keith Sweat Whining. Enjoy, Bitches!
First time recording shows in over a month and, believe it or not… we start with a topic. Kinda. Well we tried to start with all the Greatest Things our friends from the Great White North have shared with the United States and the world, but per usual, we get side tracked. Think of this as a Canadian version of Just Clownin’. We’re all over the place in this show, but you’ll love it.
Just Like with the Super Bowl Show, I know this is a few weeks late, but because of our boy Big Sherm, we had a grip of personal shit to get off our chest. Now that all of that is put to rest we can finally touch on one of the biggest stories of 2013. If you’re completely out of touch from the real world let us school you on the former cop who went on a shooting rampage throughout Los Angeles and the suburbs. Shit hit the fan and we had to talk about it. Since we did this show he’s since been burnt to a crisp. Listen to our show then look up the details if his demise. Shit got real.
I know it’s a month late, but if you’ve been listening to the last few weeks we’ve had a bunch of shit to talk about. Be honest though, how many of you were waiting to hear Skeet’s Take on The Super Bowl? Yeah, I know I’ve been depriving you of great, angry radio, but better late than never and let me tell you… It was worth the wait!
I’m not 100% sure, nor do I care, whether or not this story has made a dent in your little bubbles, but as you can tell, this shit resonated with your boys! How often do you actually know somebody who goes crazy and rapes three bitches in a Nordstrom’s Rack? Fortunately, it only happened once amongst our friends, but this shit was huge in our world, hence the third installment, and the triumphant conclusion! For now…
All of us have so much real life drama in our lives that it would be nice to sit and watch a TV show about someone else’s life. Someone should invent that. If they do, wouldn’t it be great to follow the lives of beautiful, Rich Armenian girls from Los Angeles? Yeah, that would be great. That is, until the hottest one gets knocked up by an overrated rapper and breaks the hearts of millions. Yeah. Nevermind.
Back to the Real Again… We’re Just Clownin’ from a couple weeks ago and we’re getting dirty from the start! Expect to hear about Manti Teo, The Dirty T, Non-Playin’ Genes, Notre Dame, BYU and the Religious Right, “Blitz!”, “Going Sherm!”, Non-Player Advise, The Millions and Millions…, Stunted by his Daddy, Our Biggest Prank Ever, Lo Main, and “Hey Glass House… Catch!”. You know who you are!
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