With the school year coming to an end, I’m guessing all you high school seniors have done your prom thing by now. Well, Skeet did his prom thing 16 years ago this month. After a Just Clownin’ romp through Iron Man 3, The Great Gatsby, Anne Frank’s Diary, Romeo & Juliet, and Partying it up in High School… Skeet will give you the play-by-play of his special night including his girlfriend on the rag. More shows to come. Love it!
This is called June NFL Clownin’ but technically it’s an early May Draft Recap episode. Either way, you know we can’t go a few weeks without talking shit about Football. Expect to hear about Skeet’s Jersey Purchases, Colin Kaepernick vs. Alex Smith, Tony Romo’s Contract, Tony Romo vs. Alex Smith, Ranking the Elite Quarterbacks, NFL Free Agent Signings, College Running QB’s, Ranking the NFC East & The NFC West, and Summer Predictions. You know that this shit will change every month, but you’ll love it.
Here we go again… Get ready for a Just Clownin’ Summer Extravaganza! In this show expect to hear An Old School Skeet Intro, Eargasms, Powerball in California, Fuck You Parties, The Right & Wrong Way to Win the Lottery, Jesus Camps, How Much to Fuck a Goat?, Goat Cheese from the Source, Mexican Chicken Love, Animal or a Dude?, Pretty Fuckable Dudes, Stephen Hawking, and Rape Stories with Uncle Skeet. It’s gonna be a good Summer.
After two weeks of “What’s your Type?” I figured I’d bless you with 2 shows in one week! Don’t get too excited though we’re Just Clownin’ again. Expect to hear Skeet’s Latest Bullshit Intro, Skeet and Big Sexy on Fatherhood, AYSO Soccer, “That’s a wetback sport!”, “Trevor can’t jump!”, Michael Jordan in the 80′s, The Race Card, Indians in China, Skeet’s Relationship Facts, Editing the Bush, Jordi and La Forge get Raw!, Too Serious – Too Soon, The Official Bush Proposal, Jungle Fever, Recasting the Movie, and Spike Lee’s Voice?. Enjoy
It’s been two weeks since I’ve updated the site, but with very good reason. Last weeks episode showed exactly how scary Skeet’s mind can be. This weeks show is back to the basic Bush. We’re Just Clownin’ again so expect to hear about The Clippers Demise, Doo Doo Stains, Hakeem Olajuwon, NBA Comparisons, Fake Michael Jackson’s, Celebrity Deathmatch, and Keenan Ivory Wayans’ Girlfriend. This show isn’t controversial at all, but you’ll still love it!
Happy Cinco de Mayo! What better way to celebrate then to talk about the worst possible topic in Bush History. I know you all listened to the last Disclaimer Clownin’ and thought these bitches are full of shit and ain’t gonna talk about anything controversial. Well, if you listen past the 3 minute mark and you don’t cringe a little… you might have issues! The visuals and the specifics conjured up during this show are scary to say the least. After listening back to the show, I can’t believe Skeet thought we came soft. Makes me wonder how hard he actually wanted to go. The topic is too hardcore and too controversial to fully commit or else we’d get questioned by the FBI. Long story short, get ready for the most uncomfortable episode you’ll ever hear! Bet you love it though!
I shouldn’t need to apologize for the lack of shows and updates by now because it’s pretty much known that Skeet’s Girlfriend controls his life so we’ve definitely adopted the “You get what you get, when you get it” mentality. We’re looking at kickin’ it once a month at best, so hopefully we’ll be able to to get in a couple shows for you in that limited time. Now with that said, It’s May Sweeps so get ready to have your mind blown. Consider this the comedic calm before the storm. This is the show that’s gonna make you laugh because the next show is gonna make you cringe. Just remember that we’re comedians and we’re trying to be funny. Enjoy!
Yes, I know it’s been a full week since I put up a new show, but let’s be honest, that last show was a doozy! It deserved our praise. As for this show… well… we’re Clownin’ again and in classic Clownin’ Format, we argue about everything. We’re talking from Christopher Dorner’s Reward Money to the Illegal Kardashian Younger Sisters. Trust me you’ll love it. Plus, in the coming weeks you’ll start to hear the rumbles of a new topic… “What’s your type?”. Be afraid, be very afraid!
If you go back into the annals of history you’ll find that your boys, Back in the Day, loved the strip clubs! (Hit the search bar and learn some shit about our past “Strip Club Adventures”). In this hypothetic, completely fictional adventure we introduce you to Jordi and La Forge. Two Rambunctious young Cocksmen in search of the Holy Grail only to stumble upon some bitches instead. A lot of details may or may not have been embellished for comedic purposes, some might have even been edited out to protect the innocent or gameless, but either way, I guarantee you won’t soon forget this story! In our five year history on the internet this will go down as one of the greatest stories we’ve ever told on The Bush. Enjoy!
I’ve been putting off this update for a few days seeing as we’re probably not gonna do any shows for awhile cause of how hard we went on Saturday. My birthday was literally… EPIC… and we have the shows to prove it. We’ll introduce you to Jordi and La Forge and we’ll ask “What’s your Type?”. As far as this show goes 5 Years of the Bush Remembered and Clowned on. Love it!
With as much time as I spend online… I know where the bitches are! In my many years of extensive jack travelling around the globe, I’ve amassed a knowledge unequaled by mortal men. Lucky for you, I’ve been known to share this immense collection of pussy with all of you from time to time. that list is know as Big Sexy’s Babes of the Week. Yes, I know I’ve gotten lazy over the years, but don’t sleep on the game! Don’t believe me? Say hello to Catalina!
Remember when we cared enough to give the very best? Yeah, me neither, but there was a time when me and Skeet would put up multiple shows throughout the week cause we just had that much game to share. It was coming out of every orifice on Skeet so we had to put some of that shit online. That became Skeet’s Game Corner. The best thing to happen to drunk, rambling Black guys since Ho’s.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… No seriously, is anybody still there? Seeing as we’ve only put up 20 Posts all year with only 16 New Episodes, I don’t blame you for being gone. For what it’s worth, we’ve only hung out twice this year so that’s the reason for no new shit recently. This weekend is my annual Birthday Extravaganza so hopefully we get some shit done. In the meantime, what better opportunity to catch up on all the other stuff we’ve done in The Bush. Like, The Bush Hall of Fame. It’s exactly what it sounds like…. all the coolest people and shit that virtually raised us to be the stone cold pimps you worship today. Learn something!
For those of you new to the website- every so often we’ll throw out a show called a Booty Slap. Basically, it refers to the fact that we’re running out of time and we can’t give you the whole meat and potatoes you’re accustomed to, so we just smack you on your ass and send you on your way. I think we mention it a little in the show, but it’s almost midnight, we’re in the middle of a 49er Apology Session and we’re losing precious drinking time talking to you guys… so… I think you get the gist. For only 8 minutes, we cover a lot of shit though!! Don’t sleep on this episode!
Last week we went off on some random music shit, this week… Nothing New. Only difference is we talk about UFC Fights. Skeet was actually at the last PPV Event with Ronda Rousey so of course we had to talk about it. But, it’s a Clownin’ show so expect the unexpected! Usually, that means we talk football. Whatever. It’s our 5 year Reunion next week so hopefully we got some new shit coming up. Plus an even bigger event… My 28th Birthday is on the 7th so real shit is on the horizon. Kinda.
