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Just Clownin’ 201 (Shit Just Got Real!)

justin bieber, jesus christ, tattoo

PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 201 #462

Here we go again… 201! We had nothing to talk about so expect to hear Today’s Bullshit, Tiger Woods’ Wife Remodels, Landon Collins chooses Alabama, Justin Bieber’s Jesus Tattoo, Skeet and Big Sexy Finally Talk S.O.P.A!!, B-Rock in 2012?, 2012 Predictions, Iran, U.S. Oil Reserves, Michelle Obama vs. Kurt Busch, and Freedom Ain’t Free!

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Still Clownin’ 200

kyle williams, new york giants, san francisco 49ers, super bowl

PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 200 #461

PHEW!! It was touch and go there for awhile, but all is well in the World of Football again! It’s safe to come out from under your Star Wars sheets people… I’m proud to say that there will be a Super Bowl this year because The San Francisco 49ers are officially eliminated from the playoffs! Now the only parade Alex Smith will be attending in San Francisco is the Gay Rights Parade where he’s scheduled to be the Grand Marshall for his Excellence in the World of Sucking Dick. But like a Kyle Williams kick return, I digress! Congrats to us though… it’s TWO HUNDRED, Bitches!! Now if you thought we were gonna do something special to commemorate this Accomplishment… you don’t know your boys! Enjoy!

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Still Remembering… 2011

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PLAY>>> Still Remembering… 2011 #460

I love the response from you guys about SOPA and PIPA, but life must go on. We figure that we might as well ride it until the wheels fall off which they will if either one of those bills go through. Whatever. Here’s Part Two of us remembering the shitty year that was 2011. Like I said before, stay tuned for another version of this show coming soon where we actually remember some of the big shit that happened last year.

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FUCK S.O.P.A. & P.I.P.A

If you come to our website for your News and Political Issues explained then you’re not gonna get get very far in this world, but all jokes aside, The Internet as we know it is very much on the verge of going away. The Stop Online Piracy Act & Protect IP Act, or SOPA & PIPA, are ready to change the way you Listen, Watch, and Share Anything and Everything on the internet forever. This is not a joke or an exaggeration. Pay Attention… YOU WILL BE EFFECTED! And if you watch this video and still don’t thing it has anything to do with you… The day SOPA goes through is the day Skeet and Big Sexy Retire!! Learn Something cause shit’s about to get real! >SIGN THE PETITION<

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A Year Remembered… 2011

Osama Bin Laden

PLAY>>> A Year Remembered… 2011 #459

So here’s the deal… If you believe the fact that I actually believed in Tim Tebow and Jesus vs. The World, plus a private conversation I had with Skeet where I kinda picked the Texans to upset the Ravens, well then I guess I got all 4 games wrong this weekend! Worst part is Skeet got all 4 games right! I don’t remember if we touch on it in this Recap of last years shitiness, but this is by far the Worst Football Season ever!!I can’t believe I have to root for the Fuckin’ Giants next week! Anyways, this is our take on all the Deaths and Major occurrences of 2011… Skeet and Big Sexy Style!

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Just Clownin’ 199

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PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 199 #458

Yep Bitch, Another Show! I thought I told you that we won’t stop, I thought I told you that we won’t stop… eh-eh, eh-eh! In this show expect to hear Skeet’s Lazy Intro, More Football Bullshit, Fuck the Falcons too, Scared Straight, Kool-Aid & Prison Rape, Skeet’s Broncos/Steelers Analysis, Skeet Hates Jesus, The Four Year Anniversary of The Bush, Skeet Plays with my Lightsaber, New Year’s Eve for Old People, Friday December 30th, “Did anybody notice I threw up on that back table?”, and Jack Daniels + Clam Chowder = Good Times! Enjoy!

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The 10 Most Bizarre Sexual Records of All-Time

Worlds Strongest Vagina

PLAY>>> Most Bizarre Sexual Records of All-Time #457

Like I said, we got some shit coming for you and if you didn’t believe me check out this new topic straight from the depraved mind of Skeet and his outrageous Internet Searching. Have you ever wondered whats the Biggest Dick ever recorded? The Deepest Vagina? The Longest Jet of Semen? Well thanks to Skeet now we know! Enjoy… if you can!

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Just Clownin’ 198 (The 5th Like!)

Colecovision

PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 198 (The 5th Like!) #456

So here’s the deal, contrary to popular belief and the fact that we haven’t really been doing much by way of Content… Guess what? We still care (kinda!)? And we’re prepared to show you in the form of a ton of new shows coming up this month! In this show expect to hear about Skeet’s Black Problems, DONATE!, The 5th Like!, Mo Money Mo Problems, Four Year Anniversary in March, Pause, Mandrake vs. Jake da Snake, Darth Vader’s Lightsaber, Sega Genesis for Christmas, Altered Beast & Sonic the Hedgehog, Metal Voltron & Colecovision, “Make sure the knob is on 3!”, Another Pause, Lite Brite & The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Another Pause, Ant & Tick, “You need more white people in your life”, Florence & Normandie – 20 Years Later, “We’re all in the same gang!”, and “Follow the Smoke”. Like Black Dick and Mexican Fertility, that shit was easy!

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Babe of the Week – Catalina Otalvaro

“Wait, I thought Christmas was last month!?” No bitches, we’re starting the year off right with another Babe of the Week! And it’s back to the old formula of an Unknown, Smokin’ Hot Columbian Girl for you to stroke it to. I have a huge list of Babes just chompin’ at the bit to get on the list in 2012, expect huge things!

Catalina Otalvaro

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NFL Clownin’ 2012

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PLAY>>> NFL Clownin’ 2012 #455

In case you haven’t noticed… The NFL Season is officially over! Fine, maybe it’s not over, but it is on my website! Fuck that shit! Anyways… we recorded this show Friday the 30th so we were both full of hope and enthusiasm. Whatever. I don’t even want to type this shit anymore. Fuck this! I hope my people were right and the world ends this year! Fuck all of you!

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The Bush Hall of Fame – 20th Induction Class

If you told me 11 months ago that the last show of the year would be a random Bush Hall of Fame Induction Class, I would’ve had to put five fingers to your cheek! Not that it’s a bad thing, cause trust me when I say it’s hilarious, but Random doesn’t begin to explain it. Either way Today we induct The Coolest Men Ever to Drive a Talking Car and the Greatest Innovation in Science, Medicine, and Sex History.

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Babe of the Week – Lindsay Lohan

After three long months of Cease and Desist Orders, Dry Dicks, and Broken Promises… the Babes of the Week returns with a Fiery Vengeance that only a smokin’ hot Fire Crotch could survive it. Yes people, I’m talking about that Sexy ass Ginger that you know damn well you’ve been wanting to see naked since she was a teenager! The train wreck of a Human Being who if it weren’t for her huge Tits and that Balls to the Wall Attitude would’ve been irrelevant years ago. The club chick who every guy thinks he can pull with half a bottle of Patron and an Eightball of Coke. Yes Folks… Lindsay Lohan is in Playboy and now she’s the latest Babe of the Week!

Lindsay Lohan

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“Female Online Gamers Have More Sex”

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PLAY>>> “Female Online Gamers Have More Sex” #454

So here’s the deal, have you ever heard the phrase “Never Leave a Man Behind”? I’m pretty sure Skeet has heard of it too, but apparently it doesn’t matter to him at all. I know that’s pretty cryptic, but if you listen to this show you’ll know exactly what I mean cause Skeet completely hung me out to dry. Let me officially apologize to all of you out there who wanted to hear a Team effort like you’re accustom to. I know it just sounds like I’m spouting out numbers, but it would’ve been way more interesting if there was some give and take. Either way… whatever. You’ll love it. The best part is towards the end of the show when Skeet tries to care and jump back in, but if you listen carefully you can hear his cellphone buttons clicking away the Texts right around the 9 minute mark. He has to bail a couple times cause Light Brite’s Pimp hand is strong as fuck. You’ll see! Enjoy!

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Just Clownin’ 197 (Chris Paul is a Clipper!!)

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PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 197 #453

First things first… Fuck Off Mandrake! Contrary to what you may think, that little J/K LOL shit you said in the comment world just made me wait an extra day. Secondly though, Skeet is kinda right in saying that I’m sick. I don’t know exactly what kind of disease he’s talking about, but if he can get over his Anal Atresia anything’s possible. Anyways, we’re Clownin again and Skeet wants to know how wet you are, Representing for the Fourth Like, Twitter, “Gotta wipe my butt!”, Nuclear Test Sites for the Government and Shit, Public Bathroom Conversations, The McRib is still Going!, …Take 2…, Skeet’s Favorite Pornstar, Gianna Michaels, Eros.com, Charlie Sheen, Hand Sanitizer & Masturbation, “Would Light Brite be down?”, Strip Club Negotiation Skills, The C.I.I.A?, NBA Lockout, David Stern owns Black Men, Chris Paul is a Clipper, Blake Griffin, NBA Players in China, Yao Ming, Chinese Groupies, Proportional Dick Size, and “Isn’t it past your girls bedtime?” Clippers to the Finals this year, stay off the bandwagon, bitches!!

chris paul, los angeles clippers

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Just Clownin’ 196

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!

PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 196 #452

Hey, Guess What!? We recorded some shows this Friday night so prepare to feel blessed like a Tim Tebow 4th Quarter Comeback! Get ready for some bull shit people… Skeet and the Comments, THE FOURTH LIKE, Big Sexy on the Internet, The 5th Like?, A Dislike Button?, “I’m the Juggernaut, Bitch!”, “It’s partially my fault”, “I’m playing my numbers!”, Bobby Brown & Beyonce, Mandrake & The Babes of the Week, The Cease and Desist Bitches, Current Events, Joe’s Crab Shack, 4 inch Nipple Hair, A Skeet and Big Sexy Anatomy Lesson, A Chastity Belt of Titty Sucking, and “You shall not Pass!”. Admit it… you enjoyed that!

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