So here’s the deal… I was in the mood for some Ass so I thought I’d share my Internet Conquest with you by means of a Babe of the Week. Introducing Colombian Ass Queen, Natalia Velez. OK, she’s gorgeous as hell and not known for her ass, but as far as I can tell, she should be!! Your Welcome!
My game in Strip Clubs is well documented on this website. This is one of our World Famous “The Art of” shows that get you right within your life. Of course this game translates to other ares of your life, but let’s be honest… you need to most help with the bitches!
OK little bitches, time for some grown man shit! We can’t always talk about “Bitches and Pussy.” (Yes I just said that!) There comes a time when a man needs to stand up to other people and know how to talk to them. He needs to know how to get what he wants. Enter the Art of the Negotiation. Granted all these patterns and ideas can help with the ladies, but that’s not the point. Looking like a pimp in front of women is just a few manipulative phrases away, but looking like a pimp to other guys takes practice and skill. Or being close personal friends with me helps, but you can’t afford me.
Still Rollin’ Along… Skeet starts with Junior Seau, Open Hand Slaps, Conrad Murray, USC Trojans, “I’m gonna donate my dick to science!”, Concussions in Sports, 1994 Super Bowl, 2012 NFL Draft Wrap-Up, Skeet’s Obsolete Frank Gore Jersey, Manny Ramirez, Random Sports Jerseys, Craig Ehlo, Anthony Peeler, Clippers Still Going in the Playoffs, and Tracy McGrady’s still in the League! More to come!
We’re still here, bitches! Back to the Clownin… We start with The Greatest Movie Ever, The Avengers, The Hunger Games, “I’ve seen it three times, thanks to Russia”, Samuel L. Jackson’s Eye Patch Laser Beams, Prison Stories with Uncle Skeet, “Moan for Me!”, “I’m jackin’ too, you moan for me, bitch!”, Sweet Virgin Ass, Rape Conversations Amongst Friends, The Best You Ever Had…, Past Topics Revisited, The Avengers vs. The Justice League, Jon “Bones” Jones vs. Rashad Evans, 2Pac @ Coachella, “Where’s Elvis?”, Hologram Band Reunions?, and The Beatles @ The Super Bowl? More to come! Love us!
I’ll be honest, I didn’t even remember this Series until today when I pulled it up for Throwback Thursday. Now that I do, I remember we put in some fuckin’ work and dropped straight knowledge on your asses! Listen and Learn cause this is back when we actually cared about you guys and whether or not you got laid!
All of our best shows over the past year and a half come out when we talk about the shit we just know. Not the shit we can learn about or the stuff we research, but the stuff that in Skeet’s words we can just turn the mics on and talk about with knowledge. With that said, here’s the start of a series of shows where we let you know about the subtle differences and defense mechanisms used by specific types of girls. Hopefully, you’ll learn something from us… again!
I’m watching the Clippers battle the Grizzlies for Game 4 right now so you don’t get the quipy descriptions, but just know we’re clownin’ from a month ago after my birthday, still talkin’ about bitches and other random shit… Just like every other Just Clownin’ show. Don’t worry you’ll enjoy it cause we’re awesome. New Shit later this week!
Every journey begins with the first step, and after a year and a half of mostly planned and scripted topics, Skeet decided we should just press record and Clown the way we always do. Luckily, It Worked out. 220+ Episodes later, Just Clownin’ is pretty much our staple as far as content goes. This was the first one.
Skeet caught me on the rare day when I wasn’t feeling my natural fresh self so of course that meant to him, just turn on the mics and let’s go. Luckily, it started a new Series of Hot Shows for your ass. Instead of me stressing and scrambling trying to think of valid and hilarious topics, all we really need to do is Press Record and Go. Yes he’s been saying that since day one, but now with proof I can finally agree. Tell us what you think.
Despite what you might be thinking… We keep on rollin’ along! And of course, we’re still clownin’! Skeet starts with The Los Angeles Clippers, Blake Griffin Raped Pau Gasol, Get Posterized or Run Away?, DeAndre Jordan’s Hops, “Grant Hill drink’s Sprite!”, Chris Paul, Derrick Rose and the Top 10 Players in the NBA, Props for KD, Russell Westbrook and OKC, Anthony Davis’ Unibrow, UCLA Bruins, Stephon Marbury, Sebastian Telfair & NBA Hype, Harold Minor, Previously on The Bush, “Get your butthole off my nose!”, “I don’t want your doo-doo on my shirt!”, and the Thunder Down Under! If you didn’t see the Clippers come from behind victory last night… you suck! Finals here we come!
Might someone be interested in a Babe of the Week? Yeah me too. After swimming around in code the other night on the website I realized I haven’t put up a Babe in over a month so I thought you all deserved one. Meet Constanza Mengotti… as far as I’m concerned one of the only true sexy chicks from the great Country of Argentina. They can make Soccer Players, but where are their bitches?
In light of the NFL Draft tonight and the Dallas Cowboys pulling off the trade of all trades and getting the Best Defensive Player available… I’m celebrating. Meaning I didn’t feel like working tonight, but don’t trip there’s plenty of Game for you to digest in THE BUSH HALL OF FAME. I’ll be the first to admit that we’ve been lacking in this category over the past year, but the fact of the matter is we need people to WOW us in order to get inducted. Look at the List, we don’t induct just anybody!
Still Goin’ and Goin’! Skeet comes back in with some Shout outs to the New People on the Site, Jake Talkin’ Shit, “I ain’t never fucked, I make Love!”, The Big Sexy Birthday Extravaganza, Strip Club Love, “It all costs money!”, Simp to Pimp 2012 – Coming Soon, Religious Holidays, “Looks like two people are gonna be coming this Easter, Me and Jesus!”, Brazilian Girls, The Fast and the Furious, Asians in Movies, Afternoon Strip Clubs, 2 for 1 Dances!, Sucking Titties in a Strip Club, Collateral Damage, “You’re the last dude in a massive orgy!’, “Not on the first date!’, “You the only bitch on my lap!’, ‘I’m a Ho’ – Ice Cube, Bachelor Party Style Lap Dances, and Skeet talks about our Lazy Shows. You know you loved it!
Back to the real shit again! We’re Clownin’ and Skeet starts us off with a 2009 Intro, Skeet’s Work Furlow, The Warden, Bacon Shell Tacos!, “You talkin’ bout Bacon, I got a boner!”, Chopped Up Pork Chops, The Pork-Splosion & The A-Pork-alypse!, Taco Trucks, The Roach Coach, Authentic Mexican Food, “The Cuisine Machine!”, Stroke Longball, and his Tether Ball Nuts! We were on one this day! Buckle up!
Does anybody remember The Bush Handbook!? Well, you should! This was our on going effort to help your bitch asses man the fuck up. You know how some of you can get! In this Chapter we talk about the questionable things some of you guys do that has other dudes and god forbid, women question your sexuality! If you wear Skinny Jeans and Guyliner, work at a Makeup Counter, and Drive a Mazda Miata… Your shit is suspect for a reason! Listen up and check yourself! Your welcome!
I have to admit, This was a great show! It was right after three weeks of propagating onto our new servers so we had a lot of pent up bullshit to get off our chests. Those tend to be the best times for us to do shows, actually. Now if the Title, Picture, and Description don’t describe what this show is about then you probably need to listen more then normal people. Another thing to remember is this is before the Jersey Shore, so we were ahead of the curve!
The fact of the matter is, wherever you live in this huge World and whomever you try to associate with, you’re gonna have to deal with a Douche Bag at some point. And if for some reason you don’t think that’s true, it’s because you’re the douche bag your friends have been learning to tolerate for years. It’s true, I speak from experience. Sure, Skeet’s wild ways sound good on the Radio Show, but in real life, he’s a major douche nozzle! Either way, listen to this show to help decipher and deal with the ways of the Douche. Be afraid, be very afraid!
You might want to put on some goggles cause the shit is about to get flung like some poop at a Chimp Party. We’re Clownin’ again and Skeet starts us off with some Old Playa Shit, Hugh Hefner, Finger Waves & Gold Chains, “I don’t do that shit!”, Vaseline & Anal Sex, A Heart to Heart about Sodomy, The Anal Notary, “I’m saving myself!”, Cottonelle, The Grey Goose of Toilet Paper, “I was tired of sticking my finger in my butt!”, Skeet’s Latest Shitstorm Story, Explosive Diarrhea, “This is not a shit for public consumption!”, Teflon Toilet Bowl & Splash Guard Urinal Cakes, Interpol, Redondo Beach Pier, and Never Landing in After Burner. Admit it, you loved it!
