Top 10 Lists, Vol. 13 – Boxers
PLAY>>> Top 10 Lists, Vol. 13 – Boxers #223
With only 1 episode left in the Books, The Bush is officially over! After 224 episodes and Tons of Laughs, thanks to a couple over-payed Lawyers and a ton of Paperwork, the Site, the Show, and the Friendship will no longer exist after this Thursday. Contractually I have to tell you to stay tuned for the Preview of Skeet’s Back Splash, next Monday the 15th, but equal time gives you the Preview of Big Sexy’s “Beating Around the Bush” on Thursday the 18th.
This is my last day as Administrator on the Website so I want to take this time to say thanks to everyone who’s repped me over the years. Come and find me for some REAL COMEDY and REAL GAME!
As for this show, it’s something we recorded before Valentine’s Day so we were “friendly”. It’s the last time you’ll ever hear your boys having a good time so enjoy it. The topic is pretty self explanatory…
Babe of the Week – Karla Spice
No matter how much bickering and bullshit goes on between the two of us, there’s one part of the site he can never touch… Big Sexy’s Babes of the Week will live on forever! In the words of his Financial Idol, “You Can’t Touch This!” Something else he’ll never touch, the newest BotW, Karla Spice. Internet Goddess and General Hottie! Seeing Salma’s picture up for the Cougar Hunting Safari helped me realize the website could use a little more Latin Flavor! Karla Spice is one of the sexiest and newest faces in the world of South American Hotness. Enjoy!
“Throwback Thursday” ~ Cougar Hunting Safari #18
PLAY>>> Cougar Hunting Safari #18 (4/29/08)
Remember way back when… To a simpler time, before Lawsuits and Contracts, Before Big Heads and Bullshit. Remember when there was something to be learned from The Bush? Now it’s just a place for Psycho Stalkers to vent their sexual frustrations out to the world. Does anybody remember laughter? Well, lucky for all you bitches, I own all the Masters in The Bush Vault… Classic shows like this one where we give you detailed instructions on how to spot, and pick up the hot Cougar in the Club. He’s an arrogant douche bag now, but back then he had some shit to offer. Hear The Bush as it was intended to be heard… while you still can!
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The Pimpin’ Peninsula; Vol. 3 – The Civil War
PLAY>>> THE BUSH CIVIL WAR!
Let’s be honest, It was probably destined to happen. At one point or another, all the bullshit had to catch up with us. The Fame, The Fortune, The Bitches, and everything that came with the Success of The Bush is ultimately what’s going to tear us apart. The Battle Lines have been drawn in the sand and are well defined! Choose your side wisely! Once you make your decision you can’t change back. Only Skeet can be a Two-Faced, Flip Flopper!
E-mail us your Battle Plans at SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com
Just Clownin’ 41
PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 41 (The Craig Ehlo Effect) #222
I’d like to start off by apologizing to all the real fans out there that ventured into the Pulpit known as the Comment Board and were subjected to all that Bullshit being spewed recently. Give a Black Man a Forum to speak his mind and this is how he repays you! And now his little poser follower that just got out of prison thinks people care what he has to say… Whatever, I digress.
We’re Just Clownin’ again! Yes folks, he was good for something at one point! Expect to hear us talk about Jake busting through the Taint Hickey Defense, DeGeneration X, “Come and Get it!”, “You can’t stop me, you can only hope to contain me!”, Craig Ehlo, Basketball Cards, Nuts on his Chest, John Paxson’s Rookie Card, Craig Ehlo’s Coaching Career, “What I did wrong here…”, Jake Ehlo and his girlfriend Dikembe Mutumbo, Outside Shooting, NBA Dunk Contest, The Calabasas YMCA, Gary Payton’s Hops, Manute Bol, Jordan & VC, Mastering your Craft, Dennis Rodman, 72-10, Valentine’s Day Gifts on The Bush, William’s Probation, “I HAVE VETO POWER, BITCHES!”, Popov Vodka, and Roofies! Good Times!
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Babe of the Week – Vikki Blows
I don’t know what it is about the Alternative, Semi-Emo Chicks! With their piercings and the Tattoos they just ooze sexuality and openess. I think Brittanya and Ashley from Rock of Love really brought it out in me and I made them BotW All-Stars because of it, but then Internet Babe Violet Erotica and now the newest inductee into the Babe of the Week, Vikki Blows confirm my new found attraction for the Alt-Babe. Not Goth though, that’s just gay! Sexy and Confident with a little attitude. I honestly don’t know what it is yet, I’ll let you know when I figure it out. In the mean time, just know she’s hot as fuck!
Just Clownin’ 40
PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 40 #221
Down Boys! I think he’s had enough even though he did bring it all on himself. But whatever, that’s past news. Since we all agree that the Game Corner needs this Indefinite Hiatus, in it’s place I thought I’d put up a reminder of one of the good things Skeet has actually brought to the table. OK… the list of his contributions isn’t very long, but he did give us Just Clownin! He deserves all the credit for that. He also thought of Celebrity Fight Club, but whatever.
In this episode expect to hear Me speaking out of my Ass, Censorship on the Bush, Lighten Up and all the Honkies, UFC, Herschel Walker whoopin’ ass, The Apprentice, Jean Claude Van Damme, Men doing the Splits, K1 Muay Thai, The Dim Mok, Bloodsport, The Kumate Song, Ballet Dancing, Studio Gangstas, Stunt Men with Quick Hands, Who’s Mr. Miyagi?, and Jaden Smith’s Career.
Random and Lovely! E-mail us SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com
The Simper Bowl I
PLAY>>> The Simper Bowl I #220
I’ll be the first to admit that at some points in the 2 Years of The Bush, I knowingly would over-hype certain topics or shows for dramatic effect. Sometimes it’s warranted, sometimes all it is, is Hype. Let me tell you this right now… The Simper Bowl is NOT Hype!
Recent Events in One of your Favorite Online Characters Real Life will dramatically change the way you listen to Internet Comedy Forever! Think that sounds like Hype? Ask yourself this, When was the last time you heard a New Game Corner? After this, when will you? Will you even want to?
This is, legitimately, one of the saddest stories of a Fallen Hero you will ever hear. Remember where you were when the Game went Lame? When the self proclaimed Pimp, turned into a Simp. I can’t think of a better way to celebrate our One Year Anniversary of SkeetandBigSexy.com, then with the SIMPER BOWL !!
What’s your take? SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com
Babe of the Week – Gabriella Fox
It took a long time for me to induct a Pornstar into the Babes of the Week because I just thought that naked bitches were so prevalent on the Web that I wanted to show you some of the other hot chicks you guys were missing out on. Little did I know I’d find an up and cumming Pornstar that is still new enough to the game that I can introduce your penis to her while she’s still fresh. Meet Gabriella Fox, Newest Digital Playground Contract Girl, Future Porn Goddess, & Big Sexy’s Latest Muse. Celebrate her upcoming 21st Birthday by rubbing one out to her! She’d have it no other way!
Got Ho’s? SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com
Just Clownin’ 39
PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 39 #219
No Throwback Thursday cause we’ve been doin’ work! New shows for you Ho’s! We’re Clownin’ again, Bitches! In this show expect to hear about Naive 14 year old Skeet, The First One to ‘Smash’, Busted Condoms, Put that Black thing in your Face, The First Episode, Sphincter Tight, Holding Back the Real Skeet, The Super Producer, Just Clownin’ & The Bible, “Licking Around the Bush” starring Jake and the Clitty Committee, The Greatest Cosigner Ever!, Skeet vs. Jake in the Comments, “Is she really your Girlfriend?”, and What exactly is Taint Defense? Only on The Bush!!
E-mail Us SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com
Happy Valentine’s Day
PLAY>>> Happy Valentine’s Day #218
As a kid growing up in America you learn to accept a lot of “Fake” bullshit thrown around as Fact. Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Hairy Palms, Jesus Christ, etc. One of the worst things that has caught on as part of the norm is the celebration of Valentine’s Day! Literally, NOT a Holiday, but built up by the gruesome combination of Needy Women, Candy Makers, and Greeting Card Companies, I challenge you to try and have a woman in your life who doesn’t expect some generous statement of your love and bank account. Mainly consisting of overpriced, under appreciated bullshit that she can pimp against the shit her friends are getting. It really is everything that is wrong with relationships all tied up with a pretty pink bow. Here’s our take on the subject, plus a little insight into Skeet’s New Relationship and the Upcoming SIMPER BOWL, that is recorded and ready for action!! We’re Back, Bitches!! Enjoy!!
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Babe of the Week – Brooklyn Decker
Unless you count relatively unknown Victoria’s Secret Model, Candace Swanepoel, The newest inductee in the Babes of the Week is the biggest Supermodel enshrined. Not Tyra Banks, Adriana Lima, or even one of my Top 5, Marisa Miller! The latest Sports Illustrated Cover Girl, Brooklyn Decker is the most Super of the Bunch! And despite her obvious hotness, without the cover, I don’t know if she gets bestowed this honor! Her douchey Tennis Husband weighs down her options a bit. But even with that tool on her back she’s well deserving of the title! Shows how truly hot she really is. Just look at that Rack!
Got Ho’s? SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com
“Throwback Thrusday” ~ Praise the Lord! # 38
PLAY>>> Praise the Lord #38 (7/14/08)
Two Summers ago while we were just hitting our stride we realized that we didn’t truly know everything about everything. One of those things was Organized Religion. Sure, we had our opinions like with everything else, but I’ll admit that most of our Religious rants were skewed toward the Practical, Non-Believing Atheists thinking. Or easier referred to as the obvious truth. But in the interest of equal time, we decided to lend our Forum to 2 Towers of Religious Power and let them prepare you for The Rapture! With the success of this show, I have a feeling that Pastor Seemore Denero and The Reverend Dr. Lucifer Goodcock will be making a return to The Bush sooner than later. They’re just waiting for Anita Dollar to get out of Sex Rehab.
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Just Clownin’ 38
PLAY>>> Just Clownin’ 38 #217
Choo Choo, Bitches! Take a Ride on The Big Sexy Propaganda Train! Apparently, there’s plenty of Room! It’s Skeet’s first show back from the Infirmary and of course, We’re Just Clownin’! Expect to hear the Details of Skeet Gate 2010, Throwback Thursday’s, Throat Blisters, “Waste Not, Want Not!”, 145 lbs. of Ashy Chocolate, 1 Week Recovery Time, Avelox, Joint Pain & Anal Leakage, Fucking a Horse, Nipple Hair, Wavy Happy Trail, Biting your Toenails, Skeet’s Ass Naked Gym Stories, Make it Clap, Contagious Diseases, Special Shaving Techniques, Drinking Alone, Metabolizing Antibiotics, People’s Court, Maury Povich, and Breyman College. You gotta love it! We’re Back!
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Babe of the Week – Cam with Carmen
If you know anything about your boy, You know I love me some Webcam Girls! If you’ve found your way into the Babes of the Week you’ve seen 2 of my favorites, Violet Erotica and Love Gisele already among the enshrined! Allow me to introduce you to #3… Cam with Carmen. I know I’ve said this about a few other girls, but believe me when I tell you, this chick has some of the best curves I think I’ve ever seen n my life! And if for some reason you’re the only person who visits this site and doesn’t believe everything I say, The Picture Speak for themselves!
Got Ho’s ? SkeetandBigSexy@Yahoo.com
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The Best of the Bush
- The Best of the Bush - First 50 Episodes! October 1, 2009After our first 50 shows we thought it would be nice to sit down with some Jack and reminisce about the Spring of 2008 that launched a Revolution! Now with over 175 Episodes on the Big Website - http://SkeetandBigSexy.com - the Game just keeps getting stronger. I think we need to do another one of these shows so stay tuned! […]
- FUCK HOUSE MUSIC 3 (BAD BOY REMIX 2008) September 10, 2009In the midst of our Podomatic run in 2008 we had to go off on the overwhelming fascination with House Music on the site. You all know you deserved it! It got so bad we had to call a couple of our friends in the Hip Hop Universe to help us Remix our World Famous House song "DOOSH". Check out Puffy's Bad Boy Remix only in the Archives. For all t […]
- The Top 10 Lists, Vol. 4 - TITTY MOVIES August 28, 2009Doing this topic was legitimately one of may favorite times on this show. I can remember sitting at my kitchen table next to Skeet writing our lists and just knowing my List was gonna fuck him up! I'm glad he recognized it right around #8. If you're in the market for a Titty Movie, I got your back. But if you're looking for some Bitches and La […]
- Skeet and Big Sexy.com August 12, 2009You're seriously missing a lot just hanging around with all this old shit. Tons of Extreme Comedy, Naked Bitches, Uncontrollable Game and Life Lessons being taught only at www.SkeetandBigSexy.com. Skeet even came out of the Closet and talked about his boyfriend trying to lick his "V". You really have to listen to the show. Go to the New Websit […]
- THE CARTOON SHOW 2008 July 31, 2009Last year Skeet took so much backlash for mentioning 2 animated movies in his Greatest Action Movies List that we had to talk about it in a show. Add that to the hugely successful episode "Greatest Super Heroes" up on http://skeetandbigsexy.com and now with the Transformers and upcoming G.I. Joe movies this show has a whole new meaning. Go to the n […]